What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public execution performed by F.C.Marlboro. The scoreboard ended at a brutal 5-0, but honestly, BELGIQUE should be grateful the referee blew the whistle at all. With zero shots—yes, zero—the visitors spent the entire ninety minutes effectively practicing their defensive formation while F.C.Marlboro treated the pitch like their own personal shooting gallery. It was absolute carnage, and frankly, a bit embarrassing to watch. 🚬

The misery started early when BELGIQUE decided that fouling was their primary tactical approach, conceding a penalty in the 19th minute that set the tone for the massacre. While F.C.Marlboro peppered the goal with 7 shots on target, their opponents were busy collecting fouls like they were trading cards, culminating in a yellow card in the 61st minute. The irony? That very same minute, F.C.Marlboro punished them with a clinical free-kick goal, proving that while BELGIQUE can master the art of the cynical foul, they are utterly hopeless at the art of defending.

By the 70th minute, the floodgates had completely collapsed. F.C.Marlboro turned the final stretch into a victory lap, adding three more goals in rapid succession to seal a 5-0 humiliation. BELGIQUE finished with six fouls, one yellow card, and zero dignity, leaving the pitch looking like they had been dragged through a chimney. A masterclass for the winners and a complete disaster for the losers who clearly forgot that the objective of football is to score, not to act as human speed bumps. ⚽️