Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 84'

    Yellow card for Joueur8

    Joueur8 is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  2. 69'

    Goal for JMFC/59! Léon Clement

    Léon Clement advances from the left, commits Damonfeuer, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  3. 47'

    Goal for The Grim Creatures/10! Joueur3

    Joueur3 receives a lovely pass from arthur but with no options, he tries his luck from 25 yards out and finds the top corner. Magnificent!

What a spectacle we witnessed yesterday, or should I say, what a masterclass in how to avoid finding the back of the net. The clash between The Grim Creatures/10 and JMFC/59 ended in a predictable 1-1 draw that left the spectators questioning their life choices. While JMFC/59 seemed determined to turn the stadium into a shooting gallery for wayward pigeons—missing the target a staggering seven times—they were somehow more active than their opponents, who looked like they were playing in slow motion for most of the first half. 🥱

The drama finally sparked in the 47th minute when The Grim Creatures/10 somehow stumbled into a goal, proving that even a broken clock is right once a day. But don't celebrate yet, because JMFC/59 finally remembered where the goal was located in the 69th minute, equalizing the score and bringing a brief flicker of hope to their exhausted fans. The rest of the match devolved into a series of clumsy fouls and missed free kicks that made professional football look like a chaotic playground scuffle.

By the 84th minute, the referee had finally seen enough of JMFC/59’s aggressive incompetence and handed out a well-deserved yellow card. With a combined total of six fouls and enough missed shots to fill a blooper reel, both teams left the pitch with a point they probably didn't earn. If this is the peak of our championship, I think I’ll take up knitting instead. Truly a match to forget, unless you enjoy watching people fail at basic physics. 🤡

Match details

On 18/08/2026 16:30

Portland city (The Grim Creatures/10)

0 spectators

No extra time

Dede
205 pts
24 yrs
Edouard B...
208 pts
28 yrs
Blutbad
195 pts
32 yrs
Hundjager
197 pts
31 yrs
Joueur3
196 pts
32 yrs
Damonfeuer
197 pts
30 yrs
Lowen
199 pts
29 yrs
arthur
164 pts
30 yrs
Dembouz
185 pts
33 yrs
Movu
198 pts
23 yrs
Xoda
170 pts
22 yrs
Joueur3
120 pts
34 yrs
Joueur4
120 pts
32 yrs
Nicolas D...
136 pts
28 yrs
Joueur2
120 pts
27 yrs
Léon Clement
167 pts
30 yrs
Joueur8
120 pts
32 yrs
Joueur7
120 pts
28 yrs
Joueur6
120 pts
31 yrs
Tomi
168 pts
23 yrs
Zeky
170 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    After battling for 90 minutes, The Grim Creatures/10 and JMFC/59 finish with a well-deserved draw.

  2. 90'

    Shot off target by Dembouz

    Dembouz recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  3. 87'

    After an aerial duel, Nicolas Duval delivers a violent elbow to the face of Damonfeuer, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  4. 84'

    Yellow card for Joueur8

    Joueur8 is lucky to get away with just a yellow card.

  5. 83'

    Joueur8 catches Hundjager's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  6. 82'

    Damonfeuer starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Joueur7, who commits a very bad foul.

  7. 76'

    Shot off target by Joueur8

    Run down the right flank by Joueur8 who crosses for Léon Clement, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  8. 75'

    Zeky is through on goal, but Blutbad wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  9. 73'

    Free kick by Dembouz

    It is a free kick, Dembouz curls it over the wall, but Xoda catches it easily.

  10. 73'

    arthur dribbles past two opponents, but Joueur6 decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  11. 72'

    A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Damonfeuer, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Lowen was completely unmarked!

  12. 71'

    Free kick by Zeky

    Watch out, Zeky steps up, oh it's over, just shaving the frame! Dede didn't even move!

  13. 71'

    Dembouz gets dribbled past by Zeky and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  14. 69'

    Goal for JMFC/59! Léon Clement

    Léon Clement advances from the left, commits Damonfeuer, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.

  15. 68'

    Shot on target by Zeky

    Joueur2 dinks the ball over the defense, Zeky hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

  16. 65'

    Shot off target by Joueur6

    Swerving cross from Joueur8, Joueur6 tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

  17. 60'

    JMFC/59's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—The Grim Creatures/10 could capitalize on that.

  18. 54'

    As Blutbad heads toward the goal, Joueur6 stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

  19. 51'

    Hundjager wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Dembouz, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  20. 47'

    Goal for The Grim Creatures/10! Joueur3

    Joueur3 receives a lovely pass from arthur but with no options, he tries his luck from 25 yards out and finds the top corner. Magnificent!

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  23. 42'

    Lowen and Dembouz have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

  24. 38'

    Shot off target by Joueur7

    Pass from Joueur7 to Joueur8, who completely slices his shot!!!

  25. 35'

    Shot on target by Joueur6

    Tomi plays a through ball for Joueur6, who hits it first time. The keeper is caught by surprise and can only punch the ball away.

  26. 30'

    Léon Clement tries to nutmeg Edouard Boyer, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  27. 29'

    Blutbad cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Nicolas Duval manages to scramble away for a corner.

  28. 26'

    The Grim Creatures/10 is calmly moving the ball around while JMFC/59 sits deep. This is all very boring!

  29. 20'

    Joueur3 wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Dembouz, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  30. 17'

    Shot off target by Joueur2

    Joueur2 is in front of goal, Léon Clement makes a run but Joueur2 goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  31. 14'

    Shot off target by Joueur2

    Joueur2 cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  32. 12'

    Shot off target by Zeky

    After a well-executed counterattack, Tomi sends a long cross to Zeky, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

  33. 7'

    Shot off target by Dembouz

    A superb ball from Joueur3 finds Dembouz behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  34. 3'

    Nicolas Duval leans on Damonfeuer in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this big match between The Grim Creatures/10 and JMFC/59. It promises to be a tense affair given the rivalry between these two teams.

Key stats

The Grim Creatures/10 JMFC/59
55% Possession 45%
1 Goals 1
2 Shots on target 3
2 Shots off target 7
1 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Joueur3 47' arthur

Scorers

  • Léon Clement 69'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 47'

Midfield

  • 47'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 69'
  • 84'

Attack

Substitutes

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