Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 76'

    Goal for Team Retro/91! Vyry

    GOAL FOR Vyry!!!!! From the initial ball, Hyhe slips it to Vyry, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  2. 69'

    Goal for FC Astana! Deho

    From a great cross by LA BALLE, Deho perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  3. 56'

    Goal for Team Retro/91! Popu

    Goal for Popu! He controls the ball to face the goal before unleashing a clean strike that finds the top corner; Sowa can do nothing! WHAT A GOAL!

  4. 16'

    Goal for Team Retro/91! Boudaoui

    Dayot Upamecano spots Boudaoui calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  5. 3'

    Yellow card for John Terrible

    John Terrible is booked. He is lucky; he could have been sent off immediately given the severity of that tackle!

What a spectacle! In a match that proved finesse is often overrated, Team Retro/91 marched onto the pitch with a clear strategy: kick everything that moves and pray for a miracle. By the third minute, they had already picked up a yellow card, setting the tone for a afternoon of tactical thuggery. While FC Astana tried to play actual football with their four shots on target, they looked like they were participating in a polite tea party, committing zero fouls while their opponents were busy turning the midfield into a war zone. ⚽

The drama peaked around the hour mark when FC Astana was handed a golden ticket via a penalty kick. In a display of pure comedic tragedy, they managed to miss the sitter, effectively handing the momentum back to the bruisers of Team Retro/91. Despite a brief glimmer of hope when FC Astana finally found the back of the net in the 69th minute, it was clear that the gods of football were not on their side today. Team Retro/91 simply shrugged off the goal and marched right back down the field to bury their third of the night.

When the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read 1-3, a testament to the fact that sometimes, seven fouls and a total disregard for the laws of physics are enough to secure a win. FC Astana will be left wondering how they dominated the stats but failed the test, while Team Retro/91 heads home with their dignity slightly bruised but their trophy cabinet looking just a little bit fuller. It was messy, it was loud, and it was absolutely magnificent. 🤡

Match details

On 18/08/2026 10:30

Stade Villa (FC Astana)

9599 spectators

No extra time

Sowa
200 pts
22 yrs
Gase
196 pts
23 yrs
Dote
195 pts
25 yrs
Ethan Marie
195 pts
30 yrs
MICKA
193 pts
34 yrs
Deho
192 pts
25 yrs
LA BALLE
191 pts
34 yrs
MAMA
193 pts
32 yrs
Martin Ri...
194 pts
28 yrs
RUBIS
194 pts
34 yrs
Anthony
194 pts
31 yrs
Alexis Pilet
205 pts
32 yrs
John Terr...
217 pts
33 yrs
Ramos
225 pts
35 yrs
Valentin ...
205 pts
30 yrs
Popu
217 pts
22 yrs
Boudaoui
212 pts
28 yrs
Dayot Upa...
220 pts
33 yrs
Vyry
172 pts
21 yrs
Pyvo
227 pts
22 yrs
Zoby
225 pts
22 yrs
Hyhe
174 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 92'

    Full time!

    And that's it! Team Retro/91 beats FC Astana! This was a great match that ends 3-1! What a game!

  2. 91'

    Great cross out to the left from Dote, but MICKA miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  3. 87'

    Gase dribbles past John Terrible with a magnificent nutmeg. John Terrible seems annoyed, so he tackles Gase from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  4. 85'

    A surging run from John Terrible looking for a one-two with Valentin Olivier, but the latter is blocked.

  5. 82'

    Free kick by Martin Riviere

    Martin Riviere strikes the free kick cleverly, the ball bouncing just before reaching Alexis Pilet. He can only parry it before the defense clears it for a throw-in.

  6. 82'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Vyry on Martin Riviere.

  7. 76'

    Goal for Team Retro/91! Vyry

    GOAL FOR Vyry!!!!! From the initial ball, Hyhe slips it to Vyry, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

  8. 72'

    Lovely ball from LA BALLE for Gase, but a defender intercepts.

  9. 69'

    Goal for FC Astana! Deho

    From a great cross by LA BALLE, Deho perfectly cuts to the near post and plants an unstoppable header.

  10. 63'

    RUBIS and Gase are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  11. 61'

    Penalty missed by RUBIS

    RUBIS is about to run up! He's off! But what was that? His shot goes way over the bar! A real shame for him and his team. That was a chance he couldn't afford to miss!

  12. 61'

    Penalty to FC Astana

    Aaaaah! Penalty! A small foul, but a big consequence!

  13. 61'

    Dayot Upamecano leans on Anthony in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  14. 59'

    Hyhe pushes Dote in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  15. 57'

    MAMA is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to RUBIS, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

  16. 56'

    Goal for Team Retro/91! Popu

    Goal for Popu! He controls the ball to face the goal before unleashing a clean strike that finds the top corner; Sowa can do nothing! WHAT A GOAL!

  17. 54'

    Shot off target by Martin Riviere

    Martin Riviere tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  18. 48'

    MICKA plays a ball over the top for RUBIS in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  19. 46'

    FC Astana is currently dominating in midfield, pushing Team Retro/91 back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Astana va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Team Retro/91.

  22. 40'

    RUBIS and Anthony are stringing passes together beautifully.

  23. 38'

    Shot off target by Zoby

    Superb curling shot from Zoby that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

  24. 36'

    Free kick by Martin Riviere

    Martin Riviere takes his run-up and shoots. It is blocked by the wall.

  25. 35'

    Undeniable foul! Pyvo tackles MAMA with both feet off the ground!

  26. 34'

    Gase and Deho execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.

  27. 32'

    Pyvo manages to dribble past Anthony, who catches up. Pyvo slaps his opponent! Foul!

  28. 29'

    FC Astana is calmly moving the ball around while Team Retro/91 sits deep. This is all very boring!

  29. 27'

    Shot off target by MICKA

    Header from MICKA!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

  30. 26'

    Ramos runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Gase.

  31. 20'

    Boudaoui cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which MAMA manages to scramble away for a corner.

  32. 16'

    Goal for Team Retro/91! Boudaoui

    Dayot Upamecano spots Boudaoui calling for it, plays the through ball, and he beats the keeper with an unstoppable side-footed finish! GOAL!!

  33. 12'

    Vyry miscontrols the ball, allowing MICKA to calmly restart the play.

  34. 8'

    Shot on target by RUBIS

    A shot from RUBIS following a pass by LA BALLE, but it is saved by the keeper.

  35. 3'

    Yellow card for John Terrible

    John Terrible is booked. He is lucky; he could have been sent off immediately given the severity of that tackle!

  36. 3'

    Ethan Marie cuts inside to beat his marker, but John Terrible hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for this massive clash between FC Astana and Team Retro/91!

Key stats

FC Astana Team Retro/91
76% Possession 24%
1 Goals 3
4 Shots on target 3
2 Shots off target 1
0 Fouls 7
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Deho 69' LA BALLE

Scorers

  • Vyry 76' Hyhe
  • Popu 56'
  • Boudaoui 16' Dayot Upamecano

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 69'
  • 69'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 3'

Midfield

  • 56'
  • 16'
  • 16'

Attack

  • 76'
  • 76'

Substitutes

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