Championship

Full time

1-4

HT: 1 - 0

Key moments

  1. 79'

    Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

    Piedscarrés is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Courpavite making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!

  2. 77'

    Goal for LOLSC! Piedscarrés

    Lachtaballe delivers a beautiful cross to Piedscarrés, who scores a fine header.

  3. 73'

    Yellow card for Xuvu

    Following that foul, Xuvu is shown a yellow card.

  4. 62'

    Free kick scored by Tiracoté

    From a free kick 30 yards out, Tiracoté blasts it past the keeper, who can only watch it go in!

  5. 48'

    Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

    A long ball forward from Frappodessus finds Failaicroisés, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

  6. 38'

    Goal for Arsenal77! Vumo

    Jeti takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to Vumo, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  7. 19'

    Yellow card for Dagu

    And yes, it is a booking for Dagu!

What a spectacular display of incompetence! Arsenal77 managed to trick their fans for exactly 38 minutes before reality came crashing down like a house of cards. After scoring a lucky fluke goal from a corner, they seemingly decided that the best strategy for the rest of the match was to collect yellow cards and commit fouls rather than actually defending. With only one single shot on target all night, it is a miracle they even bothered to show up to the pitch. 🤡

On the other side of the grass, LOLSC played like they were training against training cones. Despite a shaky start, they absolutely dismantled their opponents, peppering the goal with 9 shots on target and showing the clinical precision that Arsenal77 could only dream of. The turning point came in the 62nd minute when a beautifully executed free-kick reminded everyone that LOLSC was playing a completely different sport than their hosts.

By the time the 77th and 79th minutes rolled around, the rout was complete, leaving the Arsenal77 supporters to weep into their lukewarm stadium beer. A final score of 1-4 is generous; it could have been much worse if LOLSC had bothered to aim their five off-target shots a few inches to the left. As for Arsenal77, perhaps they should spend less time practicing their foul-committing skills and more time learning how to kick a ball in the right direction. Total disaster. ⚽🔥

Match details

On 16/08/2026 20:30

Emirates Stadium (Arsenal77)

45600 spectators

No extra time

Seme
300 pts
24 yrs
Fomo
298 pts
23 yrs
Dagu
298 pts
24 yrs
Xuvu
298 pts
23 yrs
Qemi
298 pts
24 yrs
Goqi
298 pts
21 yrs
Vumo
298 pts
24 yrs
Jeti
298 pts
25 yrs
Tiwa
301 pts
21 yrs
Loda
301 pts
23 yrs
Rofi
301 pts
23 yrs
Laisstoup...
270 pts
32 yrs
Taclalagorge
350 pts
24 yrs
Joulbonhomme
320 pts
28 yrs
Casstibiat
310 pts
28 yrs
Failaicro...
311 pts
29 yrs
Piedscarrés
392 pts
25 yrs
Controldé...
396 pts
24 yrs
Courpavite
354 pts
29 yrs
Lachtaballe
372 pts
24 yrs
Frappodessus
375 pts
24 yrs
Tiracoté
315 pts
32 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is all over! LOLSC wins 4-1, but Arsenal77 performed well today and is being applauded by their supporters.

  2. 89'

    Shot on target by Failaicroisés

    Lachtaballe plays it first time to Failaicroisés, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  3. 86'

    Courpavite stamps on Qemi, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  4. 84'

    Lachtaballe attempts a tough tackle on Fomo but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  5. 81'

    A series of passes between Controldésorienté and Tiracoté while they wait for an opening.

  6. 79'

    Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

    Piedscarrés is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Courpavite making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!

  7. 77'

    Goal for LOLSC! Piedscarrés

    Lachtaballe delivers a beautiful cross to Piedscarrés, who scores a fine header.

  8. 75'

    Shot off target by Failaicroisés

    Pass from Failaicroisés to Piedscarrés, who completely slices his shot!!!

  9. 73'

    Free kick by Tiracoté

    Tiracoté takes the free kick but it's wide!

  10. 73'

    Yellow card for Xuvu

    Following that foul, Xuvu is shown a yellow card.

  11. 73'

    Xuvu is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Courpavite's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  12. 68'

    Shot off target by Courpavite

    Courpavite lays it back to Failaicroisés, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

  13. 65'

    Laisstoupassé starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Vumo, who commits a very bad foul.

  14. 62'

    Free kick scored by Tiracoté

    From a free kick 30 yards out, Tiracoté blasts it past the keeper, who can only watch it go in!

  15. 61'

    Taclalagorge starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Goqi, who commits a very bad foul.

  16. 58'

    Vumo and Qemi play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  17. 56'

    Save by Seme

    From midfield, Frappodessus unleashes a superb strike, but Seme catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.

  18. 55'

    LOLSC are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave Arsenal77's half.

  19. 50'

    Shot off target by Frappodessus

    Frappodessus tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  20. 48'

    Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

    A long ball forward from Frappodessus finds Failaicroisés, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

  21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe LOLSC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Arsenal77.

  23. 42'

    Controldésorienté hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Vumo.

  24. 38'

    Goal for Arsenal77! Vumo

    Jeti takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to Vumo, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  25. 32'

    We are witnessing some great football! Lachtaballe and Courpavite are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

  26. 29'

    Shot on target by Piedscarrés

    Nice cross from Tiracoté finds its target perfectly, great strike from Piedscarrés, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

  27. 24'

    LOLSC has been playing some attractive football lately, while Arsenal77 is chasing the ball.

  28. 19'

    Yellow card for Dagu

    And yes, it is a booking for Dagu!

  29. 19'

    Casstibiat cuts inside to beat his marker, but Dagu hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  30. 16'

    Free kick by Tiracoté

    Free kick taken by Tiracoté... The wall is too close and deflects the ball for a corner.

  31. 15'

    Goqi commits a deliberate obstruction on Joulbonhomme. Watch out!

  32. 12'

    Shot off target by Piedscarrés

    Piedscarrés!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  33. 6'

    Shot on target by Failaicroisés

    Failaicroisés passes to Courpavite, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  34. 5'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Rofi, Taclalagorge can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  35. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off between Arsenal77 and LOLSC. We hope it lives up to the hype.

Key stats

Arsenal77 LOLSC
26% Possession 74%
1 Goals 4
1 Shots on target 9
0 Shots off target 5
5 Fouls 3
2 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Vumo 38' Jeti

Scorers

  • Courpavite 79' Piedscarrés
  • Piedscarrés 77' Lachtaballe
  • Tiracoté 62'
  • Failaicroisés 48' Frappodessus

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 19'
  • 73'

Midfield

  • 38'
  • 38'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 48'

Midfield

  • 77'79'
  • 79'

Attack

  • 77'
  • 48'
  • 62'

Substitutes

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