Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 71'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Eternel Ruine

    Dj Pantalon takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to Eternel Ruine, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  2. 69'

    Dracaufeu goes down injured

    Dracaufeu, the victim of that foul, is currently being treated on the sidelines.

  3. 55'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Derp Banane

    Mega Knight accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Derp Banane arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  4. 51'

    Yellow card for Galopa

    That clumsy foul from Galopa deserves a yellow card.

  5. 33'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Mega Knight

    On the counter-attack, Derp Banane plays a through ball to Mega Knight, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

  6. 16'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Epic Baka

    A long through ball from Eternel Ruine finds Epic Baka, who executes a sumptuous rabona that slowly crosses the goal line. It is in.

What we witnessed on the pitch today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on the dangers of showing up unprepared. The 151/96 spent the entire ninety minutes treating the ball like a live grenade, managing a pathetic single shot on target while dedicating their entire energy budget to committing eight clumsy fouls. It was a masterclass in frustration, culminating in a well-deserved yellow card and a casualty list that makes one wonder if they were playing football or auditioning for a contact sport that hasn't been invented yet. 🤡

On the other side of the grass, Rift Rubis/97 looked like they were training against training cones. With ten shots on target and a clinical, cold-blooded efficiency, they dismantled their opponents with surgical precision. Even when Rift Rubis/97 missed a few free kicks early on, it felt like they were just playing with their food before finally deciding to feast. The scoreboard didn't lie: a 0-4 drubbing that perfectly encapsulated the chasm in talent between these two sides.

The final nail in the coffin came from a corner kick in the 71st minute, a moment that perfectly highlighted the defensive disaster class of The 151/96. While Rift Rubis/97 celebrated their dominance, their opponents were left counting their bruises and wondering where it all went wrong—spoiler alert: it went wrong from the first whistle. If this is the best The 151/96 has to offer, they should probably consider taking up checkers instead of professional football. Absolute carnage. 🔥

Match details

On 16/08/2026 07:30

Le Bourg (The 151/96)

12000 spectators

No extra time

Alakazam
220 pts
27 yrs
Zeqy
183 pts
24 yrs
Zodo
213 pts
24 yrs
Lamatine
210 pts
30 yrs
Tortank
212 pts
29 yrs
Galopa
214 pts
28 yrs
Dodrio
226 pts
30 yrs
Roucarnage
219 pts
29 yrs
Tygnon
220 pts
33 yrs
Nidoking
220 pts
29 yrs
Dracaufeu
222 pts
33 yrs
Tsuki Fleau
230 pts
30 yrs
Chan Venin
219 pts
31 yrs
Auguste Roux
241 pts
28 yrs
Yann Barbier
250 pts
30 yrs
Eternel R...
221 pts
27 yrs
Derp Banane
233 pts
30 yrs
Dj Pantalon
232 pts
34 yrs
Mega Nugget
231 pts
32 yrs
Mega Knight
231 pts
33 yrs
Epic Baka
232 pts
30 yrs
Mega kun
224 pts
29 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The match ends with a score of 4-0. A tight contest that provided great entertainment, well played gentlemen!

  2. 89'

    Dodrio and Mega Nugget are battling for the ball, and Dodrio delivers a violent shoulder charge to Mega Nugget, who goes down. It is a foul.

  3. 86'

    Save by Alakazam

    Low drive from Epic Baka, comfortably gathered by Alakazam.

  4. 84'

    Free kick by Epic Baka

    Epic Baka runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

  5. 84'

    What a foul! As Derp Banane was heading for goal, Roucarnage comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

  6. 81'

    Save by Alakazam

    What a powerful strike from Mega kun, but Alakazam gets in the way!

  7. 77'

    Rift Rubis/97 are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave The 151/96's half.

  8. 71'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Eternel Ruine

    Dj Pantalon takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to Eternel Ruine, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  9. 69'

    Dracaufeu goes down injured

    Dracaufeu, the victim of that foul, is currently being treated on the sidelines.

  10. 68'

    Mega Nugget just tackled Dracaufeu with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  11. 67'

    Chan Venin tries to outpace Dodrio, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

  12. 63'

    Free kick by Epic Baka

    Epic Baka runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

  13. 63'

    Yann Barbier dribbles past Dracaufeu with a magnificent nutmeg. Dracaufeu seems annoyed, so he tackles Yann Barbier from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  14. 59'

    Save by Alakazam

    Low drive from Mega Knight, comfortably gathered by Alakazam.

  15. 55'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Derp Banane

    Mega Knight accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Derp Banane arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  16. 51'

    Yellow card for Galopa

    That clumsy foul from Galopa deserves a yellow card.

  17. 50'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Yann Barbier, Galopa can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe The 151/96 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Rift Rubis/97.

  20. 43'

    The 151/96 is calmly moving the ball around while Rift Rubis/97 sits deep. This is all very boring!

  21. 39'

    Free kick by Epic Baka

    Epic Baka curls the ball towards the top corner, but the keeper punches it away for a corner!

  22. 39'

    Undeniable foul! Galopa tackles Eternel Ruine with both feet off the ground!

  23. 36'

    Free kick by Epic Baka

    Epic Baka's free kick goes straight over Alakazam's goal.

  24. 36'

    Tygnon commits a heavy foul, tackling Dj Pantalon from behind with both feet off the ground.

  25. 33'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Mega Knight

    On the counter-attack, Derp Banane plays a through ball to Mega Knight, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

  26. 30'

    Free kick by Epic Baka

    Free kick, Epic Baka to take it, he takes his run-up, it's 30 meters over the bar, that was a lovely drop goal!

  27. 29'

    Dracaufeu is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Mega Knight.

  28. 27'

    Penalty missed by Epic Baka

    What a miss! Epic Baka fires it over the bar.

  29. 27'

    Penalty to Rift Rubis/97

    That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Epic Baka is preparing to take the shot...

  30. 27'

    Tortank puts in a heavy tackle on Mega kun during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  31. 21'

    For the last few minutes, The 151/96 and Rift Rubis/97 have just been watching each other play.

  32. 16'

    Goal for Rift Rubis/97! Epic Baka

    A long through ball from Eternel Ruine finds Epic Baka, who executes a sumptuous rabona that slowly crosses the goal line. It is in.

  33. 13'

    Shot off target by Mega Knight

    Mega Knight unleashes a massive strike from that Mega kun pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!

  34. 12'

    Free kick by Dodrio

    Free kick taken by Dodrio who curls a beautiful effort towards the top corner, but the keeper makes a spectacular save.

  35. 11'

    Zodo cuts inside to beat his marker, but Chan Venin hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  36. 7'

    Shot on target by Mega Knight

    Mega Knight approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and Epic Baka fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  37. 5'

    Rift Rubis/97 and The 151/96 seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  38. 1'

    Save by Alakazam

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Derp Banane, but it goes straight into the arms of Alakazam.

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    The two teams have just stepped onto the pitch. The stadium is not full for this encounter.

Key stats

The 151/96 Rift Rubis/97
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 4
1 Shots on target 10
0 Shots off target 5
8 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Eternel Ruine 71' Dj Pantalon
  • Derp Banane 55' Mega Knight
  • Mega Knight 33' Derp Banane
  • Epic Baka 16' Eternel Ruine

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 51'

Midfield

Attack

  • 69'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 71'16'

Midfield

  • 55'33'
  • 71'
  • 33'55'

Attack

  • 16'

Substitutes

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