What we witnessed today was not so much a football match as it was a public execution. FC Westwood GT arrived on the pitch with the predatory instincts of a pack of wolves, while stelille seemed to have collectively decided that participating in the game was entirely optional. By the 36th minute, the scoreboard was already a humiliating 0-4, leaving the stelille squad looking like deer caught in the headlights of a high-speed express train. With zero shots—cadrés or otherwise—the home side spent the afternoon chasing shadows and admiring the clinical finishing of their opponents. 🤡

The second half offered no salvation for the hapless stelille side, who seemed more interested in committing tactical fouls than actually threatening the goal. FC Westwood GT continued to pepper the goal with 7 shots on target, eventually sealing their 0-5 masterclass with a beautifully executed free-kick in the 73rd minute. Watching stelille attempt to defend was akin to watching a group of tourists try to organize a parade in a hurricane; they were utterly outclassed, outpaced, and quite frankly, out of their depth.

The only notable contribution from stelille in the final stretch was a yellow card in the 88th minute, a desperate act of frustration that perfectly summarized their miserable afternoon. While FC Westwood GT celebrated a well-deserved thrashing, the stelille players trudged off the field looking like they wanted the grass to swallow them whole. If this is what they call professional football, I think I’ll stick to watching paint dry—at least the paint doesn't concede five goals in ninety minutes. 📉