Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 85'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SHARKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE sets up INSOMNIOUZE, who cuts inside, beats two defenders, and delivers a pinpoint cut-back to SHARKOUZE who drills it into the goal!

  2. 83'

    Substitution for TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE effectue un remplacement. Bani prend la place de CANCEROUZE.

  3. 64'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! Jacy

    Jacy stalls, sees no pressure, and takes his chance, curling the ball into the top corner. The surprised keeper is beaten!

  4. 59'

    Yellow card for Cody Lambert

    Yellow card! Yes, Cody Lambert cannot escape that one!

  5. 54'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Eric Cartman

    After a long passing sequence, Cody Lambert lays it off for Eric Cartman, who beats the keeper with a powerful strike! Well played!

  6. 40'

    Free kick scored by SANKOUZE

    What a Juninho-esque free-kick from SANKOUZE, of rare purity!!!

  7. 37'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! DIMITOUZE

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, DIMITOUZE pulls off a stepover, beats Georgie Cooper, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  8. 10'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Zinedine Zidane

    What a goal! From the corner, Georgie Cooper picks out Zinedine Zidane at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

  9. 1'

    Yellow card for Bart Simpson

    Bart Simpson receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

What a spectacular display of incompetence meeting clinical precision! RC TEMPS started the match like they actually knew how to play football, snatching an early lead from a corner in the 10th minute. It was a brief moment of hope for their fans, but as usual, RC TEMPS decided that playing defense was merely a suggestion rather than a requirement. With a pathetic total of only 2 shots on target all night, they spent most of the game chasing shadows and collecting yellow cards like they were trading stickers. 🤡

On the other side of the pitch, TEAM OUZE put on a clinic on how to actually aim at a goal. While RC TEMPS was busy committing four fouls and picking up two yellow cards, TEAM OUZE was busy dismantling their opponent's fragile ego. After equalizing in the 37th minute, they didn't look back, punishing RC TEMPS with a ruthless free-kick just three minutes later. By the time the final whistle blew, the 2-4 scoreline felt like a mercy for the home side, who were completely outclassed by a superior attacking force.

The stats tell a brutal tale: TEAM OUZE registered 9 shots on target, proving that they actually practiced their finishing, while RC TEMPS seemed to be aiming for the parking lot for the majority of the second half. A solitary foul from TEAM OUZE shows just how little resistance they faced throughout this mismatch. It was a dark day for RC TEMPS, and honestly, if they continue to play with such defensive negligence, they might want to consider taking up a sport where the goal isn't the primary target. Better luck next time, though you'll clearly need a miracle! 🔥

Match details

On 14/08/2026 17:30

La salle du temps (RC TEMPS)

29000 spectators

No extra time

Bart Simpson
277 pts
32 yrs
Georgie C...
255 pts
32 yrs
Clifford ...
285 pts
28 yrs
Cyja
264 pts
25 yrs
Bare
252 pts
25 yrs
Cody Lambert
255 pts
32 yrs
Zinedine ...
274 pts
35 yrs
Eric Cartman
278 pts
35 yrs
Hisoka Morow
267 pts
34 yrs
Son Goku
258 pts
29 yrs
Wazu
248 pts
25 yrs
BEBOUZE
231 pts
23 yrs
CASTOUZE
202 pts
23 yrs
RONCHONCH...
200 pts
23 yrs
ELCHAPOUZE
272 pts
31 yrs
SHARKOUZE
268 pts
29 yrs
Jacy
291 pts
21 yrs
SANKOUZE
324 pts
29 yrs
PEPOUZE
326 pts
28 yrs
Bani
322 pts
21 yrs
DIMITOUZE
308 pts
29 yrs
INSOMNIOUZE
392 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    TEAM OUZE wins after a great match. RC TEMPS did not deserve to lose, however.

  2. 89'

    Shot off target by DIMITOUZE

    After a successful one-two, DIMITOUZE manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!

  3. 86'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Wazu on SHARKOUZE.

  4. 85'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! SHARKOUZE

    SHARKOUZE sets up INSOMNIOUZE, who cuts inside, beats two defenders, and delivers a pinpoint cut-back to SHARKOUZE who drills it into the goal!

  5. 83'

    Tactical change — TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE modifie sa stratégie.

  6. 83'

    Substitution for TEAM OUZE

    TEAM OUZE effectue un remplacement. Bani prend la place de CANCEROUZE.

  7. 83'

    Son Goku tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by PEPOUZE, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  8. 79'

    Shot off target by DIMITOUZE

    DIMITOUZE lays it back to Jacy, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

  9. 75'

    Shot off target by Son Goku

    Son Goku cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

  10. 69'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Zinedine Zidane to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to Bare immediately.

  11. 64'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! Jacy

    Jacy stalls, sees no pressure, and takes his chance, curling the ball into the top corner. The surprised keeper is beaten!

  12. 62'

    Save by Bart Simpson

    Bart Simpson is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from SANKOUZE out for a corner.

  13. 59'

    Yellow card for Cody Lambert

    Yellow card! Yes, Cody Lambert cannot escape that one!

  14. 59'

    Cody Lambert just tackled ELCHAPOUZE with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  15. 55'

    Undeniable foul! ELCHAPOUZE tackles Eric Cartman with both feet off the ground!

  16. 54'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Eric Cartman

    After a long passing sequence, Cody Lambert lays it off for Eric Cartman, who beats the keeper with a powerful strike! Well played!

  17. 51'

    Shot on target by Jacy

    SHARKOUZE crosses for Jacy, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe RC TEMPS va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour TEAM OUZE.

  20. 40'

    Free kick scored by SANKOUZE

    What a Juninho-esque free-kick from SANKOUZE, of rare purity!!!

  21. 40'

    SHARKOUZE dribbles past two opponents, but Zinedine Zidane decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  22. 37'

    Goal for TEAM OUZE! DIMITOUZE

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, DIMITOUZE pulls off a stepover, beats Georgie Cooper, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  23. 32'

    Miscommunication between ELCHAPOUZE and DIMITOUZE when there was a great chance to be had...

  24. 26'

    Shot off target by Eric Cartman

    Hisoka Morow is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for Eric Cartman, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

  25. 25'

    Save by Bart Simpson

    Bart Simpson is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from INSOMNIOUZE out for a corner.

  26. 21'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Clifford Youn brings the move to an end.

  27. 19'

    Shot off target by DIMITOUZE

    DIMITOUZE waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

  28. 17'

    RC TEMPS can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from TEAM OUZE!

  29. 14'

    RC TEMPS's central defense is rock solid, TEAM OUZE are looking for a way to break them down.

  30. 10'

    Goal for RC TEMPS! Zinedine Zidane

    What a goal! From the corner, Georgie Cooper picks out Zinedine Zidane at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

  31. 9'

    Shot off target by Bare

    Breaking down the right wing, Bare spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  32. 8'

    Shot on target by CANCEROUZE

    Nice cross from DIMITOUZE finds its target perfectly, great strike from CANCEROUZE, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

  33. 3'

    Save by Bart Simpson

    INSOMNIOUZE is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Bart Simpson could play until he is 90.

  34. 1'

    Free kick by SANKOUZE

    SANKOUZE runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

  35. 1'

    Yellow card for Bart Simpson

    Bart Simpson receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  36. 1'

    Bart Simpson commits a deliberate obstruction on CASTOUZE. Watch out!

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    The crowd is settled, the 22 players are ready, let's go for 90 minutes of pure excitement!

Key stats

RC TEMPS TEAM OUZE
30% Possession 70%
2 Goals 4
2 Shots on target 9
3 Shots off target 4
4 Fouls 1
2 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Eric Cartman 54' Cody Lambert
  • Zinedine Zidane 10' Georgie Cooper

Scorers

  • SHARKOUZE 85' INSOMNIOUZE
  • Jacy 64'
  • SANKOUZE 40'
  • DIMITOUZE 37'

Goalkeeper

  • 1'

Defence

  • 10'

Midfield

  • 54'59'
  • 10'
  • 54'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 85'

Midfield

  • 64'
  • 40'
  • 83'

Attack

  • 37'
  • 85'

Substitutes

  • 83'

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