Championship

Full time

3-5

HT: 1 - 3

Key moments

  1. 81'

    Goal for FC BBL! Mega Demon

    A long through ball finds Mega Demon, who outpaces Fourchette and slots it past the keeper!

  2. 72'

    Goal for FC BBL! MDMA

    A powerful strike from MDMA that is unfortunately deflected by Chaise, beating his own keeper.

  3. 62'

    Penalty converted by TheThe

    TheThe converts the penalty!! He hits it hard to the left, the ball goes just under Oreillette, who was close to making the save!

  4. 55'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Chaise

    Chaise and Poutre link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Chaise, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  5. 37'

    Substitution for FC Mulet

    FC Mulet effectue un remplacement. Bistouquette prend la place de Zile.

  6. 36'

    Goal for FC BBL! MDMA

    Corner taken by Peuf, and MDMA buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  7. 23'

    Yellow card for Casquette

    Yellow card for Casquette; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  8. 17'

    Goal for FC BBL! Mega Demon

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Mega Demon faces Chapeau, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  9. 14'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Meuble

    Poutre plays a superb through ball to Meuble, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

  10. 5'

    Goal for FC BBL! Peuf

    MDMA plays a superb through ball to Peuf, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

What a spectacle of defensive incompetence and offensive fireworks! The clash between FC Mulet and FC BBL ended in a chaotic 3-5 scoreline that left spectators questioning if they were watching professional football or a high-stakes training session for toddlers. FC BBL absolutely dominated the pitch, raining down 9 shots on target, while FC Mulet spent most of the evening looking like deer caught in the headlights, managing a measly 4 shots on target and proving that their only real talent was collecting fouls and cards. ⚽

The drama started early when FC Mulet decided that the best way to handle the pressure was to commit a tactical foul in the 23rd minute, earning a yellow card that set the tone for their miserable afternoon. While FC BBL was busy finding the back of the net with precision—including a cheeky corner goal in the 36th minute—FC Mulet was busy praying for a miracle. Their prayers were briefly answered by a generous penalty kick in the 62nd minute, but it was nothing more than a pathetic attempt to keep the scoreboard from becoming a complete embarrassment.

By the time the final whistle blew, FC BBL had effectively dismantled the FC Mulet defense, scoring two rapid-fire goals in the final ten minutes to seal the deal. It was a masterclass in attacking football versus a masterclass in how to turn a stadium into a circus. FC Mulet can head back to the stables to reflect on why they even bothered showing up, while FC BBL walks away with the points and their dignity intact. A truly legendary disaster for the home side! 😂

Match details

On 14/08/2026 09:30

Stade Beaux Gosses (FC Mulet)

64400 spectators

No extra time

Haricot
107 pts
34 yrs
Fourchette
383 pts
29 yrs
Table
384 pts
29 yrs
Chapeau
381 pts
33 yrs
Casquette
386 pts
33 yrs
Meuble
380 pts
31 yrs
Chaise
384 pts
31 yrs
Poutre
370 pts
32 yrs
Gamberge
385 pts
31 yrs
Bistouquette
384 pts
28 yrs
TheThe
379 pts
28 yrs
Oreillette
438 pts
30 yrs
Baguette
382 pts
33 yrs
Pain
389 pts
30 yrs
Pitchoune
384 pts
30 yrs
Kiki
392 pts
34 yrs
Peuf
391 pts
31 yrs
Blanche
390 pts
28 yrs
MDMA
391 pts
34 yrs
Mega Demon
387 pts
29 yrs
Amsterdamer
393 pts
28 yrs
Vitesse
385 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    A match dominated from start to finish by FC BBL who take the win; FC Mulet could do nothing about it!

  2. 89'

    Pitchoune looks for Vitesse in behind the defense, but Vitesse cannot control the ball properly.

  3. 86'

    Shot on target by Amsterdamer

    A long pass from Amsterdamer finds Kiki, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

  4. 84'

    Amsterdamer makes no attempt to play the ball there! Chapeau is on the ground. It is a foul.

  5. 81'

    Goal for FC BBL! Mega Demon

    A long through ball finds Mega Demon, who outpaces Fourchette and slots it past the keeper!

  6. 80'

    Shot off target by Vitesse

    Vitesse lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

  7. 78'

    Blanche weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Pain, but a defender gets there first.

  8. 75'

    Shot on target by Bistouquette

    Nice cross from TheThe finds its target perfectly, great strike from Bistouquette, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

  9. 74'

    Link-up play between MDMA and Mega Demon, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  10. 72'

    Goal for FC BBL! MDMA

    A powerful strike from MDMA that is unfortunately deflected by Chaise, beating his own keeper.

  11. 71'

    Free kick by Amsterdamer

    Amsterdamer steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

  12. 70'

    Casquette attempts a tough tackle on Mega Demon but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  13. 67'

    FC BBL is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.

  14. 62'

    Penalty converted by TheThe

    TheThe converts the penalty!! He hits it hard to the left, the ball goes just under Oreillette, who was close to making the save!

  15. 62'

    Penalty to FC Mulet

    After that nasty challenge, TheThe will try to convert the penalty awarded by the referee.

  16. 62'

    Fourchette cuts inside to beat his marker, but Peuf hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  17. 56'

    Shot on target by Blanche

    Blanche's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  18. 55'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Chaise

    Chaise and Poutre link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Chaise, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

  19. 50'

    FC Mulet's central defense is rock solid, FC BBL are looking for a way to break them down.

  20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Mulet va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  21. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour FC BBL.

  22. 42'

    Shot off target by Vitesse

    Nice one-two between Vitesse and Peuf, but Peuf shoots wide!

  23. 37'

    Tactical change — FC Mulet

    FC Mulet modifie sa stratégie.

  24. 37'

    Substitution for FC Mulet

    FC Mulet effectue un remplacement. Bistouquette prend la place de Zile.

  25. 36'

    Goal for FC BBL! MDMA

    Corner taken by Peuf, and MDMA buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  26. 31'

    Shot off target by Vitesse

    Vitesse!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  27. 29'

    Save by Haricot

    Vitesse is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Haricot could play until he is 90.

  28. 23'

    Yellow card for Casquette

    Yellow card for Casquette; if he does that again, it will be a red!

  29. 23'

    Casquette is late on Kiki, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

  30. 20'

    Save by Haricot

    Mega Demon tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

  31. 17'

    Goal for FC BBL! Mega Demon

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, Mega Demon faces Chapeau, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  32. 14'

    Goal for FC Mulet! Meuble

    Poutre plays a superb through ball to Meuble, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

  33. 10'

    Amsterdamer cannot get past TheThe and gives the ball away cheaply.

  34. 5'

    Goal for FC BBL! Peuf

    MDMA plays a superb through ball to Peuf, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

  35. 1'

    Shot off target by Casquette

    Swerving cross from Zile, Casquette tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee is ready, the 22 players are set, and the match can finally begin.

Key stats

FC Mulet FC BBL
32% Possession 68%
3 Goals 5
4 Shots on target 9
1 Shots off target 4
2 Fouls 2
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • TheThe 62'
  • Chaise 55' Poutre
  • Meuble 14' Poutre

Scorers

  • Mega Demon 81'
  • MDMA 72'
  • MDMA 36' Peuf
  • Mega Demon 17'
  • Peuf 5' MDMA

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 23'
  • 14'

Midfield

  • 55'
  • 55'14'
  • 37'

Attack

  • 62'(Pen)

Substitutes

  • 37'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 5'36'
  • 72'36'5'

Attack

  • 81'17'

Substitutes

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