What a spectacular disaster for OlympiquedeMarseille! The match began with all the grace of a drunken sailor, as JST Project wasted no time asserting dominance, picking up a yellow card in the very first minute just to let everyone know they weren't here to play nice. By the 20th minute, JST Project had already carved through the defense twice, leaving the home crowd in a state of absolute shock. It was a masterclass in aggressive inefficiency from the visitors, who seemed determined to rack up as many fouls as they did goals. ⚽

By the 58th minute, JST Project had extended their lead to a comfortable 3-0, effectively turning the stadium into a library of despair. OlympiquedeMarseille looked like they had forgotten how to play the sport entirely, managing a pathetic total of only three shots on target all night. It took a generous penalty in the 61st minute for them to finally wake up from their tactical slumber. It was almost insulting that they even bothered to show up for the first hour of play, playing with the intensity of a lazy Sunday afternoon nap.

The final minutes provided a glimmer of hope that, quite frankly, was completely unearned. A late free-kick goal in the 91st minute made the final score 2-3, flattering OlympiquedeMarseille in a way that should be illegal. While they tried to pretend they were mounting a comeback, the reality is that JST Project simply got bored of scoring and decided to hand out some late-game gifts. A humiliating night for the hosts, who proved that even with a late surge, you can’t hide the fact that you were outplayed for nearly the entire ninety minutes. 🤡