It was less of a football match and more of a public execution. The P S G juggernaut descended upon the pitch with the mercy of a hungry shark, dismantling FC BOUZINE in a 12-0 thrashing that will likely be studied by psychologists rather than football coaches. From the 5th minute opener to the final nail in the coffin at the 89th, the poor souls of FC BOUZINE spent the entire afternoon chasing shadows and retrieving the ball from their own net. It was a masterclass in humiliation, leaving the visitors looking like they had wandered into the wrong stadium by mistake. ⚽

Statistically, the disparity was almost insulting. While P S G peppered the goal with 13 shots on target, FC BOUZINE managed a solitary, desperate shot off-target that barely threatened the corner flag. The visitors were so utterly toothless that their only notable contribution to the match was a single foul at the 15th minute, likely an act of pure frustration after realizing they had ninety minutes of agony ahead of them. Even when P S G missed a free kick early on, it felt like a brief, cruel tease before the floodgates truly burst open.

The second half was a relentless procession of goals, with P S G scoring from every angle, including three clinical corners that left the FC BOUZINE defense standing like statues in the park. By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard looked more like a grocery bill than a sporting result. If there is a mercy rule in professional football, the referee clearly forgot to pack it in his kit bag. 🤡