Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 89'

    Goal for ASC80! GRIZOU

    POGBA whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of GRIZOU, who scores off the post.

  2. 65'

    Goal for ASC80! DESCHAMPS

    DESCHAMPS finds a gap in the defense and goes one-on-one with Kopo. The keeper comes out but gets faked out, leaving DESCHAMPS with an empty net.

  3. 51'

    Goal for ASC80! ZIZOU

    GOAL! ZIZOU steps over Refa and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

  4. 43'

    Free kick scored by DESCHAMPS

    DESCHAMPS takes a few steps back and strikes; his powerful, pinpoint shot finds the top corner of Kopo's goal.

  5. 39'

    Yellow card for Sky Porkchop

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Sky Porkchop.

  6. 37'

    Yellow card for Antonin Martin

    Antonin Martin picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

  7. 25'

    Goal for ASC80! GRIZOU

    POGBA takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to GRIZOU, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  8. 19'

    Goal for ASC80! GRIZOU

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, ZIZOU sets up GRIZOU perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on why some teams should perhaps consider a different hobby, like knitting. ASC80 absolutely dismantled The Pink Paradise/21 in a ruthless 6-0 masterclass that left the visitors looking like they had never seen a ball before in their lives. While ASC80 was busy putting on a clinic—racking up 9 shots on target and playing with the elegance of a well-oiled machine—the boys from The Pink Paradise/21 spent their afternoon perfecting the art of the foul. ⚽

The defensive strategy of The Pink Paradise/21 was truly revolutionary: if you can’t stop the ball, just stop the player. With six fouls and two yellow cards, they seemed to be competing for a wrestling championship rather than a football trophy. Meanwhile, ASC80 didn't even bother to commit a single foul, mostly because they were too busy finding the back of the net. From the 19th-minute opener to that delightful final corner kick in the 89th minute, the scoreboard was a ticking time bomb of humiliation for the visitors.

By the time the final whistle blew, The Pink Paradise/21 had managed a grand total of zero shots—not even a lucky deflection to save their dignity. It was a complete capitulation, a tactical wipeout, and honestly, a bit of a mercy that the referee ended the misery at 6-0. ASC80 walks away with the glory, while The Pink Paradise/21 should probably walk away with a map to find the goal next time. Absolute scenes of carnage on the pitch! 🤡

Match details

On 12/08/2026 18:30

la licorne (ASC80)

0 spectators

No extra time

GURTNER
223 pts
33 yrs
Joueur13
168 pts
29 yrs
BLANC
220 pts
28 yrs
Joueur4
218 pts
30 yrs
DESCHAMPS
210 pts
27 yrs
LEBOEUF
215 pts
28 yrs
ZIZOU
229 pts
31 yrs
Joueur6
231 pts
31 yrs
POGBA
216 pts
31 yrs
Zaka
202 pts
25 yrs
GRIZOU
205 pts
35 yrs
Kopo
169 pts
23 yrs
Pandora Boxx
136 pts
25 yrs
Antonin M...
138 pts
26 yrs
Thomas Br...
166 pts
25 yrs
Sky Porkchop
136 pts
26 yrs
Refa
166 pts
21 yrs
William M...
166 pts
26 yrs
Charlie H...
135 pts
29 yrs
Moke
170 pts
21 yrs
Veta
171 pts
23 yrs
Pepi
172 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    The match is over! ASC80 can finally breathe and savor their victory. The Pink Paradise/21 did everything they could to get back into it.

  2. 89'

    Goal for ASC80! GRIZOU

    POGBA whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of GRIZOU, who scores off the post.

  3. 86'

    DESCHAMPS dribbles past Sky Porkchop with a magnificent nutmeg. Sky Porkchop seems annoyed, so he tackles DESCHAMPS from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  4. 82'

    Miscommunication between GRIZOU and Joueur13 when there was a great chance to be had...

  5. 77'

    Joueur13 and POGBA are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  6. 73'

    ASC80 fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  7. 68'

    Pandora Boxx gets dribbled past by ZIZOU and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  8. 65'

    Goal for ASC80! DESCHAMPS

    DESCHAMPS finds a gap in the defense and goes one-on-one with Kopo. The keeper comes out but gets faked out, leaving DESCHAMPS with an empty net.

  9. 60'

    ASC80 are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting The Pink Paradise/21 has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  10. 59'

    Shot off target by DESCHAMPS

    A real masterclass from DESCHAMPS, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Joueur6, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  11. 56'

    Moke thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Joueur13.

  12. 51'

    Goal for ASC80! ZIZOU

    GOAL! ZIZOU steps over Refa and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

  13. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe The Pink Paradise/21 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  14. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour ASC80.

  15. 43'

    Free kick scored by DESCHAMPS

    DESCHAMPS takes a few steps back and strikes; his powerful, pinpoint shot finds the top corner of Kopo's goal.

  16. 43'

    Antonin Martin just tackled ZIZOU with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  17. 39'

    Yellow card for Sky Porkchop

    He earned that card! A fully deserved yellow card for Sky Porkchop.

  18. 38'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Sky Porkchop on ZIZOU.

  19. 37'

    Yellow card for Antonin Martin

    Antonin Martin picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

  20. 37'

    Antonin Martin catches GRIZOU's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  21. 35'

    Antonin Martin slides into GRIZOU as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  22. 32'

    Save by Kopo

    The powerful 20-meter strike from DESCHAMPS is punched away by Kopo.

  23. 30'

    BLANC and Joueur13 are stringing passes together beautifully.

  24. 28'

    Shot on target by POGBA

    LEBOEUF plays it first time to POGBA, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  25. 27'

    Shot off target by GRIZOU

    With no options available, GRIZOU decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  26. 25'

    Goal for ASC80! GRIZOU

    POGBA takes a short corner, catching the defense off guard. He has all the time in the world to deliver a pinpoint cross to GRIZOU, who powers his header home. The keeper had no chance.

  27. 23'

    Shot on target by DESCHAMPS

    DESCHAMPS tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  28. 19'

    Goal for ASC80! GRIZOU

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, ZIZOU sets up GRIZOU perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

  29. 16'

    Shot off target by POGBA

    POGBA enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

  30. 10'

    The Pink Paradise/21 is pressing ASC80 very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

  31. 9'

    Shot off target by GRIZOU

    Nice one-two between GRIZOU and Joueur6, but Joueur6 shoots wide!

  32. 6'

    Shot off target by Joueur6

    Joueur6 fires a low cross across the goal... DESCHAMPS gets a touch but it goes out for a goal kick.

  33. 3'

    Superb nutmeg by Refa on his opponent Joueur4; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this El Clasico between ASC80 and The Pink Paradise/21.

Key stats

ASC80 The Pink Paradise/21
74% Possession 26%
6 Goals 0
9 Shots on target 0
5 Shots off target 0
0 Fouls 6
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • GRIZOU 89' POGBA
  • DESCHAMPS 65'
  • ZIZOU 51'
  • DESCHAMPS 43'
  • GRIZOU 25' POGBA
  • GRIZOU 19' ZIZOU

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 65'43'

Midfield

  • 51'19'
  • 89'25'

Attack

  • 89'25'19'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 37'
  • 39'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

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