Championship

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Free kick scored by Dodrio

    A superb strike from Dodrio on this free kick; Xoda didn't even move.

  2. 68'

    Goal for The 151/96! Dracaufeu

    Dracaufeu looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Xoda, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  3. 56'

    Goal for The 151/96! Galopa

    On the counter-attack, Dodrio plays a through ball to Galopa, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

What we witnessed today was less of a competitive football match and more of a charity event hosted by JMFC/59, who seemingly decided that touching the ball was strictly optional. From the fourth minute, when they conceded a silly foul, it was clear that JMFC/59 had left their tactical discipline in the locker room. Meanwhile, The 151/96 treated the pitch like their personal playground, peppering the goal with a relentless barrage of shots that left the opposition defenders looking like lost tourists in a hurricane. 🤡

The dam finally broke in the 56th minute, as The 151/96 converted their dominance into a well-deserved lead. It was a masterclass in patience, as JMFC/59 managed a singular, pathetic shot on target the entire afternoon, likely more by accident than design. By the time the 68th minute rolled around and the second goal hit the back of the net, the JMFC/59 supporters were probably wishing for the sweet release of the final whistle, but the misery was far from over.

To cap off this absolute disaster, JMFC/59 committed their third foul of the game in the 88th minute, practically handing The 151/96 a gift-wrapped free kick. The resulting goal was the final nail in the coffin, sealing a humiliating 0-3 defeat. If JMFC/59 wants to be taken seriously as a football club, they might consider learning how to defend—or at least how to kick the ball in the general direction of the opponent's goal. A truly embarrassing display. ⚽🔥

Match details

On 12/08/2026 10:30

Stade JMFC (JMFC/59)

21700 spectators

No extra time

Xoda
170 pts
22 yrs
Joueur3
120 pts
34 yrs
Joueur4
120 pts
32 yrs
Nicolas D...
136 pts
28 yrs
Joueur2
120 pts
27 yrs
Léon Clement
167 pts
30 yrs
Joueur8
120 pts
32 yrs
Joueur7
120 pts
28 yrs
Joueur6
120 pts
31 yrs
Tomi
168 pts
23 yrs
Alakazam
220 pts
27 yrs
Zeqy
183 pts
24 yrs
Zodo
213 pts
24 yrs
Lamatine
210 pts
30 yrs
Tortank
212 pts
29 yrs
Galopa
214 pts
28 yrs
Dodrio
226 pts
30 yrs
Roucarnage
219 pts
29 yrs
Tygnon
220 pts
33 yrs
Nidoking
220 pts
29 yrs
Dracaufeu
222 pts
33 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And it is on the referee's final whistle that The 151/96 secures the win against JMFC/59

  2. 88'

    Free kick scored by Dodrio

    A superb strike from Dodrio on this free kick; Xoda didn't even move.

  3. 88'

    Xoda manages to dribble past Zeqy, who catches up. Xoda slaps his opponent! Foul!

  4. 86'

    Ball recovered by Tortank who rushes to play Roucarnage through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

  5. 84'

    JMFC/59 and The 151/96 are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  6. 81'

    Roucarnage's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Nicolas Duval watches him and laughs.

  7. 76'

    Shot off target by Tortank

    Tortank wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

  8. 73'

    Joueur3 dribbles past one, then two opponents... but not three! Zeqy didn't want to be the third!

  9. 68'

    Goal for The 151/96! Dracaufeu

    Dracaufeu looked like he wanted to cross, but he found the top corner against Xoda, who cannot believe it. What a lucky goal!

  10. 67'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Lamatine brings the move to an end.

  11. 65'

    Tortank cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Joueur8 manages to scramble away for a corner.

  12. 61'

    Save by Alakazam

    Joueur2 tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Alakazam pushes the ball onto the right post.

  13. 56'

    Goal for The 151/96! Galopa

    On the counter-attack, Dodrio plays a through ball to Galopa, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

  14. 52'

    JMFC/59 is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the The 151/96 players.

  15. 50'

    Shot off target by Dodrio

    After a well-executed counterattack, Nidoking sends a long cross to Dodrio, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  17. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  18. 43'

    Nice pass from Tygnon to Galopa, but unfortunately he zigged while Galopa zagged.

  19. 40'

    Save by Xoda

    Roucarnage fires a great shot on goal, but Xoda saves it without much trouble.

  20. 34'

    Shot off target by Tygnon

    Breaking down the right wing, Tygnon spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  21. 29'

    Free kick by Dodrio

    Watch out, Dodrio steps up, oh it's over, just shaving the frame! Xoda didn't even move!

  22. 29'

    Joueur4 puts in a heavy tackle on Lamatine during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  23. 26'

    Counter-attack led by Roucarnage, a great opportunity, he passes to Tygnon open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

  24. 24'

    A run down the right from Tygnon, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Joueur7. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  25. 19'

    Shot off target by Dracaufeu

    Dracaufeu attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

  26. 17'

    Shot on target by Dracaufeu

    Galopa crosses for Dracaufeu, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.

  27. 13'

    Léon Clement dribbles past two opponents, but Dodrio decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  28. 10'

    The 151/96 is playing the ball around at the back, forcing JMFC/59's defensive block to push up.

  29. 4'

    Free kick by Dodrio

    Dodrio puts the ball into the box but Xoda comes out and claims it.

  30. 4'

    Dodrio cuts inside to beat his marker, but Tomi hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  31. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for this thrilling match between JMFC/59 and The 151/96.

Key stats

JMFC/59 The 151/96
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 3
1 Shots on target 5
0 Shots off target 6
3 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Dodrio 88'
  • Dracaufeu 68'
  • Galopa 56' Dodrio

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 56'

Midfield

  • 88'56'

Attack

  • 68'

Substitutes

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