AS.Monaco.27 vs LeGrasCestLaVie - Match report

Championship

Full time

AS.Monaco.27

0-3

HT: 0 - 2

LeGrasCestLaVie

Key moments

73'

Goal for LeGrasCestLaVie! Lulu

Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Lulu pulls off a stepover, beats Jonathan Panzo, and shoots. Unstoppable!
39'

Goal for LeGrasCestLaVie! Vexe

Lulu leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Vexe, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!
26'

Goal for LeGrasCestLaVie! Lulu

From 30 meters out, Lulu rockets a missile straight into the top corner, leaving Valentin Lienard with no chance.
24'

Yellow card for Aleksandr Golovin

The referee cautions Aleksandr Golovin with a yellow card after consulting the linesman.
11'

Yellow card for Jonathan Panzo

The referee speaks with his assistant, then goes over to Jonathan Panzo and gives him a yellow card for that foul.

Match editorial

AS.Monaco.27 Crashes and Burns as LeGrasCestLaVie Feasts on the Pitch

What a pathetic display of "football" we witnessed today as AS.Monaco.27 turned the pitch into their personal collection point for yellow cards. It took them all of eleven minutes to prove they had no intention of playing the ball, picking up a booking that set the tone for a truly miserable afternoon. While AS.Monaco.27 was busy perfecting the art of the tactical foul—committing four of them while barely threatening the goal—the opposition was busy actually playing the sport. 🤡

On the other side of the grass, LeGrasCestLaVie lived up to their name by simply enjoying a buffet of opportunities. They peppered the goal with ten total shots, eventually turning the screws at the 26th and 39th minutes to leave the AS.Monaco.27 defense looking like traffic cones in the rain. By the time the third goal hit the back of the net in the 73rd minute, it wasn't just a defeat; it was a public service announcement on how not to defend a lead, or indeed, how not to play professional football at all.

By the final whistle, the stat sheet told the whole hilarious story: LeGrasCestLaVie dominated with five shots on target and a clinical 0-3 victory, while AS.Monaco.27 could only muster a handful of desperate attempts and a pair of yellow cards to show for their efforts. It was a complete tactical collapse that left the fans wondering if AS.Monaco.27 had perhaps confused the beautiful game with a rugby scrimmage. Better luck next time, though frankly, you’ll need a miracle and a new playbook. ⚽🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 11/08/2026 07:30

Stade Louis II (AS.Monaco.27)

0 spectators

No extra time

Valentin ...

131 pts

29 yrs

Matheo Br...

141 pts

29 yrs

Jonathan ...

142 pts

23 yrs

Tilo Kehrer

141 pts

22 yrs

Nazinho

140 pts

22 yrs

Florian C...

307 pts

23 yrs

Maxence H...

140 pts

25 yrs

Aleksandr...

137 pts

24 yrs

Folarin B...

140 pts

29 yrs

Ansu Fati

134 pts

23 yrs

Gragas

176 pts

23 yrs

Vipi

202 pts

23 yrs

Bine

195 pts

23 yrs

Hypy

188 pts

23 yrs

Mydy

200 pts

23 yrs

Nami

183 pts

24 yrs

Lulu

203 pts

23 yrs

Rigy

188 pts

21 yrs

Brand

195 pts

25 yrs

Vexe

202 pts

24 yrs

Hosy

229 pts

23 yrs

Match commentary

91'

Full time!

What a match! We witnessed an incredible duel between these two teams.
91'

LeGrasCestLaVie is pressing AS.Monaco.27 very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.
87'

Shot off target by Rigy

Header from Rigy!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.
86'

Like a true magician, Vipi skips past Tilo Kehrer with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!
85'

Lulu plays a through ball to Hypy but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.
83'

Shot off target by Lulu

Nice strike from Lulu but it's off target. What a pity!
82'

Save by Valentin Lienard

Lulu hits a clean shot on target, but Valentin Lienard makes a world-class save to clear the danger.
77'

AS.Monaco.27 can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from LeGrasCestLaVie!
73'

Goal for LeGrasCestLaVie! Lulu

Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Lulu pulls off a stepover, beats Jonathan Panzo, and shoots. Unstoppable!
70'

Vipi and Lulu play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.
66'

Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Hypy brings the move to an end.
64'

Free kick by Ansu Fati

Ansu Fati strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Gragas didn't even react.
63'

Hypy leans on Ansu Fati in an aerial duel and is penalized.
62'

Aleksandr Golovin commits a heavy foul, tackling Lulu from behind with both feet off the ground.
57'

Free kick by Brand

Brand steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!
57'

What a foul! As Hypy was heading for goal, Aleksandr Golovin comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!
53'

Save by Gragas

Ansu Fati fires a great shot on goal, but Gragas saves it without much trouble.
48'

A sublime cross-field pass from Jonathan Panzo to Maxence Humbert, who brings it down with his chest.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe AS.Monaco.27 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour LeGrasCestLaVie.
39'

Goal for LeGrasCestLaVie! Vexe

Lulu leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Vexe, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!
38'

Shot on target by Brand

Nami plays it first time to Brand, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.
32'

LeGrasCestLaVie's central defense is rock solid, AS.Monaco.27 are looking for a way to break them down.
30'

Hosy picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Mydy is poorly positioned and cannot connect!
26'

Goal for LeGrasCestLaVie! Lulu

From 30 meters out, Lulu rockets a missile straight into the top corner, leaving Valentin Lienard with no chance.
24'

Yellow card for Aleksandr Golovin

The referee cautions Aleksandr Golovin with a yellow card after consulting the linesman.
23'

Aleksandr Golovin leans on Rigy in an aerial duel and is penalized.
21'

Shot off target by Vexe

After a successful one-two, Vexe manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!
19'

Save by Gragas

The powerful 20-meter strike from Folarin Balogun is punched away by Gragas.
15'

A wonderful one-two between Mydy and Nami takes out three opposing players.
11'

Yellow card for Jonathan Panzo

The referee speaks with his assistant, then goes over to Jonathan Panzo and gives him a yellow card for that foul.
11'

Jonathan Panzo slides into Bine as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.
7'

Shot off target by Hosy

Hosy tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!
5'

LeGrasCestLaVie is pressing AS.Monaco.27 very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.
2'

It is all one-way traffic right now! AS.Monaco.27 has the ball, but can LeGrasCestLaVie hold off this attack?
0'

Kick-off

Kick-off! With sunny weather and a pristine pitch, all the conditions are set for a beautiful game!

Key stats

AS.Monaco.27 LeGrasCestLaVie

26% Possession 74%

0 Goals 3

2 Shots on target 5

1 Shots off target 5

4 Fouls 1

2 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

Lulu 73'
Vexe 39' Lulu
Lulu 26'

Goalkeeper

Defence

11'

Midfield

24'

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

73'26'39'

Attack

39'

Substitutes

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