FC Rumes-LG B vs AS Saint Etienne - Match report

Championship

Full time

FC Rumes-LG B

2-2

HT: 2 - 1

AS Saint Etienne

Key moments

71'

Substitution for FC Rumes-LG B

FC Rumes-LG B effectue un remplacement. Gennaro Gattuso prend la place de Luke Passmore.
62'

Penalty converted by Davitashvili

Davitashvili steps up, shoots, and finds the top corner. Jean Naretepahune can do nothing about that strike.
61'

Yellow card for OuinOuinvostine

And yes, a yellow card! OuinOuinvostine shouldn't have disputed the referee's decision.
48'

Yellow card for Maxime Poirault

Yellow card! Yes, Maxime Poirault cannot escape that one!
41'

Goal for FC Rumes-LG B! OuinOuinvostine

OuinOuinvostine receives a lovely pass from Luke Passmore but finds no options, so he tries his luck from 25 meters out and finds the top corner. Goal!
27'

Goal for FC Rumes-LG B! OuinOuinvostine

surges down the right and whips in a cross, OuinOuinvostine gets a toe to it and finds the net. GOAL!
9'

Penalty converted by Davitashvili

Yes, it's Davitashvili to take it... Goal! Panenka, the keeper is beaten.
3'

Red card for Zokora

That's a nasty challenge from Zokora, who rightly receives a red card for that action.

Match editorial

CHAOS AT THE PITCH: JOGA FINITO AND AS SAINT ETIENNE END IN A COMEDIC STALEMATE

What a glorious disaster we witnessed today! The match between Joga Finito and AS Saint Etienne was less of a tactical display and more of a clumsy brawl disguised as football. The drama kicked off just nine minutes in, when Joga Finito decided that tackling was a personality trait, gifting AS Saint Etienne a penalty that was buried with clinical precision. It seemed the visitors were in for a stroll, but Joga Finito clearly had other plans, shaking off their early jitters to claw back two goals before halftime. Who needs defensive structure when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? ⚽

The second half was a masterclass in how to lose one’s composure. Joga Finito spent more time collecting yellow cards than actually threatening the goal, essentially treating the referee’s notebook like a sticker collection. AS Saint Etienne, meanwhile, looked like they were auditioning for a rugby team, eventually losing a player to a straight red card. Despite their numerical disadvantage, they managed to scrape a second penalty goal in the 62nd minute, proving that even a broken clock is right twice a day—or in this case, twice per match.

By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read a respectable 2-2, but the stats tell the real story: Joga Finito committed a whopping eight fouls, proving they are allergic to clean play, while AS Saint Etienne relied entirely on penalties to stay relevant. It was messy, it was ugly, and frankly, it was the most entertaining train wreck we’ve seen all season. If these two teams represent the pinnacle of the sport, we are all in serious trouble. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 09/08/2026 20:30

Stade de merde (FC Rumes-LG B)

26600 spectators

No extra time

Jean Nare...

302 pts

25 yrs

Mila Kunis

323 pts

23 yrs

Paolo Mal...

306 pts

27 yrs

F. Clerc

314 pts

25 yrs

OuinOuinv...

398 pts

24 yrs

LeSlovène

361 pts

21 yrs

Santiago ...

327 pts

28 yrs

Emma Stone

322 pts

23 yrs

Gennaro G...

309 pts

28 yrs

Maxime Po...

321 pts

26 yrs

Larsonneur

263 pts

23 yrs

Perrin

280 pts

22 yrs

Dabo

280 pts

23 yrs

Saliba

281 pts

24 yrs

Ilunga

283 pts

23 yrs

Zokora

279 pts

29 yrs

Matuidi

283 pts

24 yrs

Camara

285 pts

26 yrs

Davitashvili

283 pts

27 yrs

Stassin

282 pts

28 yrs

Cardona

285 pts

24 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

The match ends; AS Saint Etienne could not pull away from FC Rumes-LG B, finishing at 2-2-.
88'

Maxime Poirault attempts a tough tackle on Stassin but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!
85'

A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Cardona, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Matuidi was completely unmarked!
82'

Santiago Pierotti and Matuidi are battling for the ball, and Santiago Pierotti delivers a violent shoulder charge to Matuidi, who goes down. It is a foul.
79'

Tactical change — FC Rumes-LG B

FC Rumes-LG B modifie sa stratégie.
77'

Maxime Poirault pushes Camara in the back, the referee blows for a foul.
71'

Substitution for FC Rumes-LG B

FC Rumes-LG B effectue un remplacement. Gennaro Gattuso prend la place de Luke Passmore.
70'

Luke Passmore stamps on Camara, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!
68'

Shot off target by Ilunga

Ilunga sets up a half-volley at the edge of the box. It goes wide!
63'

AS Saint Etienne can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from FC Rumes-LG B!
62'

Penalty converted by Davitashvili

Davitashvili steps up, shoots, and finds the top corner. Jean Naretepahune can do nothing about that strike.
62'

Penalty to AS Saint Etienne

PENALTY!!!! All the players are surrounding the referee, but he points to the spot... Davitashvili is stepping up.
61'

Yellow card for OuinOuinvostine

And yes, a yellow card! OuinOuinvostine shouldn't have disputed the referee's decision.
61'

Perrin dribbles past two opponents, but OuinOuinvostine decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!
59'

Cardona dribbles past one, then two opponents... but not three! Emma Stone didn't want to be the third!
54'

Ball recovered by who rushes to play Luke Passmore through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.
50'

AS Saint Etienne is playing the ball around at the back, forcing FC Rumes-LG B's defensive block to push up.
48'

Yellow card for Maxime Poirault

Yellow card! Yes, Maxime Poirault cannot escape that one!
48'

Maxime Poirault commits a deliberate obstruction on Saliba. Watch out!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe AS Saint Etienne va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour FC Rumes-LG B.
42'

Shot on target by Cardona

Cardona breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. Camara powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.
41'

Goal for FC Rumes-LG B! OuinOuinvostine

OuinOuinvostine receives a lovely pass from Luke Passmore but finds no options, so he tries his luck from 25 meters out and finds the top corner. Goal!
36'

A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Perrin, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Stassin was completely unmarked!
31'

Maxime Poirault overhits the pass to F. Clerc, and the ball goes out for a goal kick.
29'

A wonderful one-two between Ilunga and Matuidi takes out three opposing players.
27'

Goal for FC Rumes-LG B! OuinOuinvostine

surges down the right and whips in a cross, OuinOuinvostine gets a toe to it and finds the net. GOAL!
22'

Nasty tackle from behind by OuinOuinvostine on Stassin.
18'

Shot off target by Matuidi

Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Matuidi, Stassin takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!
12'

Shot off target by OuinOuinvostine

OuinOuinvostine hits a magnificent cross-field pass to , who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.
9'

Penalty converted by Davitashvili

Yes, it's Davitashvili to take it... Goal! Panenka, the keeper is beaten.
9'

Penalty to AS Saint Etienne

Undeniable foul in the box!... Davitashvili steps up, places the ball on the spot, and takes a few steps back...
9'

The tackle by Paolo Maldini on Dabo is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.
3'

Red card for Zokora

That's a nasty challenge from Zokora, who rightly receives a red card for that action.
3'

What a horror tackle! Zokora drives his studs into Maxime Poirault's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.
0'

Kick-off

The referee blows the whistle to start the match! This promises to be an exciting encounter between FC Rumes-LG B and AS Saint Etienne; let us hope for plenty of goals today!

Key stats

FC Rumes-LG B AS Saint Etienne

35% Possession 65%

2 Goals 2

2 Shots on target 3

1 Shots off target 2

8 Fouls 1

2 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 1

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

OuinOuinvostine 41' Luke Passmore
OuinOuinvostine 27'

Scorers

Davitashvili 62'
Davitashvili 9'

Goalkeeper

Defence

27'

Midfield

41'27'61'
71'

Attack

48'

Substitutes

41'71'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

62'(Pen)9'(Pen)

Substitutes

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