1. 90'

   Full time!

   Damvix FC wins after a great match. Hypopotamus did not deserve to lose, however.

2. 88'

   Shot off target by Ronaldinho

   Ronaldinho wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

3. 87'

   Goal for Damvix FC! Baxa

   Slapstick goal! Baxa's shot hits the left post and bounces off Mathieu Legrand's head. The ball ends up in the back of the net.

4. 84'

   Shot on target by Sorbet citron

   Sorbet citron puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Dildo, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

5. 79'

   Free kick scored by Drogba

   GOAL!!! Drogba is well set up by his teammate and strikes it powerfully with his toe. The shot flies out of the keeper's reach despite his best efforts!

6. 79'

   Base virale GPS commits a deliberate obstruction on David Trezeguet. Watch out!

7. 78'

   Goal for Damvix FC! Baxa

   GOAL!!! David Trezeguet dribbles past two players and crosses for Baxa, who meets it with a powerful header!!

8. 74'

   Shot on target by David Trezeguet

   David Trezeguet beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!

9. 72'

   Turbine à caca is late on Djibril Cisse, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

10. 69'

    Blanc tries to get past Panpan cucul, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

11. 65'

    For the last few minutes, Damvix FC and Hypopotamus have just been watching each other play.

12. 60'

    A shirt pull by Fenouil; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

13. 58'

    Shot on target by Ronaldinho

    That was close! Ronaldinho dances past three defenders before firing a shot that the keeper palms away, unable to hold on.

14. 55'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Drogba

    Ronaldinho's corner leads to a scramble, and Drogba finds the back of the net.

15. 52'

    Ball recovered by Baxa who rushes to play File through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

16. 50'

    Heavy foul by Confiture who charges into Blanc from behind.

17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Hypopotamus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

18. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Damvix FC.

19. 40'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Baxa

    Baxa sets up Drogba, who cuts inside, beats two defenders, and delivers a pinpoint cut-back to Baxa who drills it into the goal!

20. 35'

    Maldini passes to Blanc, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

21. 33'

    Damvix FC is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing Hypopotamus to chase. A great collective display from Damvix FC!

22. 30'

    Great defending from Baxa, who manages to pin Fenouil at the corner flag and eventually nicks the ball away!

23. 26'

    Shot off target by Maldini

    Maldini recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

24. 21'

    Goal for Damvix FC! Djibril Cisse

    A long ball forward from Baxa finds Djibril Cisse, who controls it on his chest with his back to goal and pulls off an acrobatic bicycle kick! What a splendid goal!

25. 20'

    Ronaldinho runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Dildo.

26. 15'

    Save by Mathieu Legrand

    A beautiful strike from Ronaldinho headed for the top corner, but Mathieu Legrand tips it onto the crossbar. What a chance!!

27. 10'

    Free kick by Dildo

    Dildo strikes the free kick cleverly, the ball bouncing just before reaching Meja. He can only parry it before the defense clears it for a throw-in.

28. 10'

    Blanc leans on Fenouil in an aerial duel and is penalized.

29. 5'

    File wins the ball in midfield and plays it to Lizarazu, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

30. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises to be evenly matched! Even our friend Paul the Octopus couldn't pick a winner.

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