Full time
Key moments
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77'
Red card for Sorbet citron
SENT OFF! Oh my, that is harsh from the referee! That foul by Sorbet citron perhaps only deserved a yellow!
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69'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil
Turlututu delivers a beautiful cross to Fenouil, who scores a fine header.
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59'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Turlututu
A cross from Turbine à caca for Turlututu, who beats the opposing keeper. Those two linked up perfectly on that play!
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43'
Penalty converted by Rene Hibou
And it goes in! Rene Hibou sends Mathieu Legrand the wrong way.
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43'
Red card for Dildo
The referee hesitates, but finally gives a red card to Dildo, who is sent off for that nasty foul.
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31'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Turbine à caca
Confiture is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Turbine à caca making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!
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22'
Free kick scored by Dildo
And it's a goal! Dildo finds the top corner from the free kick, Michel Sanguin stayed rooted to his line.
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9'
Penalty converted by Dildo
Yes, it's Dildo to take it... Goal! Panenka, the keeper is beaten.
Match details
On 19/07/2026 14:30
Brigitte ALZIN (Hypopotamus)
7200 spectators
No extra time
Match commentary
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90'
Full time!
Hypopotamus players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over Tiboudur.
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88'
Tiboudur has possession but can't find a way through, as Hypopotamus is defending the pitch well.
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86'
Rene Hibou thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Pignouf.
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84'
Free kick by Rene Hibou
Free kick taken by Rene Hibou who curls a beautiful effort towards the top corner, but the keeper makes a spectacular save.
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83'
The tackle by Turbine à caca on Rene Hibou is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.
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80'
Shot off target by Fenouil
Pass from Fenouil to Turlututu, who completely slices his shot!!!
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77'
Free kick by Rene Hibou
Rene Hibou's free kick is a complete miss. His outside-of-the-boot strike goes five meters wide!
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77'
Red card for Sorbet citron
SENT OFF! Oh my, that is harsh from the referee! That foul by Sorbet citron perhaps only deserved a yellow!
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77'
In a duel with Sorbet citron, Marcel Boudur goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
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74'
Shot off target by Robert Lapaluche
Robert Lapaluche sends a long ball to Jean-Claude Pisse, who controls it in the box. With his back to goal, he pulls off a fantastic flick, but it is too weak to trouble the keeper.
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69'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil
Turlututu delivers a beautiful cross to Fenouil, who scores a fine header.
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65'
Offside called against Robert Lapaluche, poorly served by Jacques Dantel.
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59'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Turlututu
A cross from Turbine à caca for Turlututu, who beats the opposing keeper. Those two linked up perfectly on that play!
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55'
Base virale GPS picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Confiture is poorly positioned and cannot connect!
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51'
Shot off target by Jean-Claude Pisse
Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, Jean-Claude Pisse took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.
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50'
Jacques Dantel passes to Marcel Boudur, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.
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48'
Free kick by Turbine à caca
Poorly taken free kick by Turbine à caca, the attackers can only get a glancing touch on the ball.
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48'
Raymond Chaussure gets dribbled past by Turbine à caca and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!
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45'
Back under way!
Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Tiboudur va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
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45'
Half-time
C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour Hypopotamus.
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43'
Penalty converted by Rene Hibou
And it goes in! Rene Hibou sends Mathieu Legrand the wrong way.
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43'
Penalty to Tiboudur
Foul in the box, a penalty is fair! Rene Hibou will have to step up.
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43'
Red card for Dildo
The referee hesitates, but finally gives a red card to Dildo, who is sent off for that nasty foul.
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43'
Dildo commits a heavy foul, tackling Raymond Chaussure from behind with both feet off the ground.
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38'
Turbine à caca and Dodu are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.
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36'
Free kick by Dildo
Dildo steps up to take the free kick, it's a good strike but it's deflected by the wall! Thanks to a fabulous reflex, the keeper, Michel Sanguin, manages to reset and tip it away with his fingertips despite being wrong-footed! That was a close call!
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36'
Raymond Chaussure cannot stop Pignouf, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.
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31'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Turbine à caca
Confiture is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots Turbine à caca making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!
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26'
Oscar Clandot dribbles past two opponents, but Dildo decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!
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22'
Free kick scored by Dildo
And it's a goal! Dildo finds the top corner from the free kick, Michel Sanguin stayed rooted to his line.
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21'
Heavy foul by Hubert Lavoinont who charges into Base virale GPS from behind.
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16'
Shot off target by Confiture
Following a nice combination between Confiture and Fenouil, Fenouil backheels the ball into the middle for Confiture, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.
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12'
Shot on target by Jean-Claude Pisse
Magnificent 30-meter strike from Jean-Claude Pisse. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.
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9'
Penalty converted by Dildo
Yes, it's Dildo to take it... Goal! Panenka, the keeper is beaten.
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9'
Penalty to Hypopotamus
Despite the crowd's whistles and protests, the referee points to the penalty spot. Dildo focuses on converting it.
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8'
Marcel Boudur manages to dribble past Turlututu, who catches up. Marcel Boudur slaps his opponent! Foul!
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6'
Free kick by Dildo
Great aerial claim from Michel Sanguin, punching away a Dildo free kick into the box.
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5'
Charles Favret leans on Turbine à caca in an aerial duel and is penalized.
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0'
Kick-off
Kick-off for this El Clasico between Hypopotamus and Tiboudur.
No event of this type.
Key stats
Scorers
- Fenouil 69' Turlututu
- Turlututu 59' Turbine à caca
- Turbine à caca 31' Confiture
- Dildo 22'
- Dildo 9'
Scorers
- Rene Hibou 43'
Goalkeeper
Defence
- 59'69'
Midfield
- 77'
- 31'
- 69'
- 31'59'
Attack
- 22'9'(Pen)43'
Substitutes
Goalkeeper
Defence
- 43'(Pen)
Midfield
Attack
Substitutes
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