1. 91'

   Full time!

   Jiwan FC fans can be proud, as their players gave everything to beat a valiant Hypopotamus side.

2. 89'

   Jiwan FC fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

3. 86'

   Goal for Jiwan FC! Dependance

   A massive scramble in the box, Dependance recovers the ball and crucifies Mathieu Legrand with a powerful strike!

4. 82'

   Ecrou and Tupperware are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

5. 80'

   Shot on target by Signature

   Signature tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

6. 78'

   Shot off target by Respect

   Nice one-two between Respect and Escabeau... Respect tries his luck but completely shanks it.

7. 76'

   Free kick by Dildo

   Dildo steps up to take the free kick but his standing foot slips as he strikes it. The ball hits the wall.

8. 76'

   Dodu dribbles past Ecrou with a magnificent nutmeg. Ecrou seems annoyed, so he tackles Dodu from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

9. 75'

   Sac de course hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Fenouil.

10. 69'

    Goal for Jiwan FC! Escabeau

    Escabeau and Respect link up well, then Escabeau curls it out of the keeper's reach. Lovely play!

11. 66'

    Programme TV picks up a lovely through ball and looks to round the keeper, but he slips just as he tries to dribble. What a shame!

12. 60'

    Shot off target by Polyuréthane

    Polyuréthane shoots from the edge of the box but completely miskicks it; that could have been dangerous!

13. 58'

    Goal for Jiwan FC! Escabeau

    A powerful strike from Escabeau that is unfortunately deflected by Sorbet citron, beating his own keeper.

14. 55'

    We are witnessing some great football! Confiture and Turbine à caca are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

15. 53'

    Save by Mathieu Legrand

    The powerful 20-meter strike from Dependance is punched away by Mathieu Legrand.

16. 50'

    Free kick scored by Dildo

    Dildo curls the ball over the wall and into the top corner, Poelon Tefal is beaten.

17. 49'

    Tupperware cannot stop Turbine à caca, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

18. 47'

    Shot off target by Polyuréthane

    A superb ball from Dependance finds Polyuréthane behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

19. 46'

    Turlututu commits a heavy foul, tackling Programme TV from behind with both feet off the ground.

20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Hypopotamus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

21. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour Jiwan FC.

22. 43'

    Goal for Jiwan FC! Signature

    Respect plays a through ball to Signature, who beats the keeper with a chip. What a great move!

23. 39'

    Shot off target by Escabeau

    Run down the right flank by Escabeau who crosses for Respect, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

24. 33'

    Goal for Jiwan FC! Ecrou

    Played through on goal, Ecrou faces Mathieu Legrand. With a perfect turn, he passes the ball into the net with the inside of his foot and heads to the stands to celebrate.

25. 30'

    Dildo gets dribbled past by Signature and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

26. 27'

    Goal for Jiwan FC! Respect

    An impeccable cross from Ecrou, Respect connects with a magnificent glancing header, leaving the keeper no chance!

27. 22'

    Escabeau takes too long to release the ball and Signature is caught offside.

28. 17'

    Nice pass from Tupperware to Sac de course, but unfortunately he zigged while Sac de course zagged.

29. 15'

    Dildo tries to get past Dependance, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

30. 12'

    Programme TV weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Polyuréthane, but a defender gets there first.

31. 10'

    Escabeau runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Dildo.

32. 6'

    Chapeau Pointu commits a deliberate obstruction on Terre aride. Watch out!

33. 4'

    Polyuréthane goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. Fenouil wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle to start the match; a great game surely awaits us!

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