1. 91'

   Full time!

   A huge win for DickyDog in this grueling match from start to finish!

2. 89'

   As FAGRAMIR heads toward the goal, Le G stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

3. 85'

   LURTZ LE CHICHI leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to PENETHOR who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

4. 83'

   Save by GWEENLI

   A powerful strike from forty meters out by Esprit VENGEUR, but it goes straight into the arms of GWEENLI.

5. 79'

   Shot on target by Le G

   A shot from Le G following a pass by Gros Beignet Dodu, but it is saved by the keeper.

6. 75'

   Yellow card for EOMERD

   EOMERD needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

7. 75'

   After an aerial duel, EOMERD delivers a violent elbow to the face of HUBERTO CARLOS, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

8. 72'

   Hermano delchibro and Esprit VENGEUR are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

9. 70'

   Goal for DickyDog! Gros Beignet Dodu

   Jambe veineuse cuts the ball back to Gros Beignet Dodu, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

10. 67'

    Free kick scored by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Gros Beignet Dodu curls the ball beautifully, and it nestles right into the top corner past GWEENLI.

11. 67'

    Following a nice piece of skill from HUBERTO CARLOS, LURTZ LE CHICHI can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

12. 64'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! EOMERD

    Corner taken by ARGONADE, and EOMERD buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

13. 60'

    Shot off target by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Gros Beignet Dodu is in front of goal, Jambe veineuse makes a run but Gros Beignet Dodu goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

14. 56'

    Superb nutmeg by PENETHOR on his opponent Hermano delchibro; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

15. 55'

    Goal for DUR A QUEER! ARGONADE

    LEGLAS plays a superb through ball to ARGONADE, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

16. 54'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    GOAL! Le G plays a beautiful through ball to Quoicoubaka, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.

17. 51'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from TOM BOMBASTICK brings the move to an end.

18. 50'

    Unacceptable foul by ROI SORCIER GANGB who tackles Hamzezette from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

19. 48'

    Goal for DickyDog! Jambe veineuse

    Hamzezette wins the ball in midfield! He plays a through ball to Jambe veineuse! He beats the keeper to the ball and scores!

20. 47'

    Shot off target by Hamzezette

    Hamzezette is in front of goal, Gros Beignet Dodu makes a run but Hamzezette goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe DUR A QUEER va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour DickyDog.

23. 43'

    ROI SORCIER GANGB beats two players with a roulette. Sup Naked tackles him cleanly, great recovery.

24. 42'

    Shot on target by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Great work from Quoicoubaka on the right, Gros Beignet Dodu hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

25. 37'

    Nasty tackle from behind by ARABURNE on Jambe veineuse.

26. 35'

    Save by Big clampin

    Counter-attack from ROI SORCIER GANGB who shoots, but Big clampin makes a save with his foot!

27. 33'

    PENETHOR and TOM BOMBASTICK have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

28. 30'

    Save by GWEENLI

    Low drive from Quoicoubaka, comfortably gathered by GWEENLI.

29. 24'

    Undeniable foul! PENETHOR tackles Esprit VENGEUR with both feet off the ground!

30. 18'

    Goal for DickyDog! Gros Beignet Dodu

    Counter-attack led by Hermano delchibro, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for Gros Beignet Dodu, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

31. 17'

    Shot off target by PENETHOR

    PENETHOR has a bit of space. He moves forward and shoots from 30 meters. Way wide. Too bad!

32. 12'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hamzezette

    GOAL! Gros Beignet Dodu plays a beautiful through ball to Hamzezette, who keeps his cool to beat the keeper.

33. 9'

    Hard tackle by EOMERD on Hamzezette, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

34. 5'

    Free kick by Gros Beignet Dodu

    A powerful free kick from Gros Beignet Dodu punched away by GWEENLI.

35. 4'

    ARGONADE stamps on HUBERTO CARLOS, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

36. 3'

    Shot off target by Esprit VENGEUR

    Esprit VENGEUR recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

37. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off between DickyDog and DUR A QUEER. We hope it lives up to the hype.

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