1. 90'

   Full time!

   It is all over! DickyDog wins 4-3, but EL GRANDE SAEC performed well today and is being applauded by their supporters.

2. 88'

   EL GRANDE SAEC is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the DickyDog players.

3. 86'

   RemyLeBourrineur goes down in the box under pressure from Sup Naked. The referee waves play on.

4. 85'

   Hamzizi and VIKY MERCURY are stringing passes together beautifully.

5. 83'

   We are witnessing some great football! RemyLeBourrineur and ARNAULDINHO are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

6. 82'

   Shot off target by PA LA PR NIAISER

   PA LA PR NIAISER has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

7. 80'

   EL GRANDE SAEC is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against DickyDog.

8. 76'

   Save by CatocheLeTitane

   That was close! A perfect through ball finds Gros Beignet Dodu one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but CatocheLeTitane had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

9. 75'

   Goal for DickyDog! Le G

   A driven cross from Esprit VENGEUR, the keeper misses his punch and Le G just has to tap it into the net.

10. 72'

    DickyDog can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from EL GRANDE SAEC!

11. 69'

    Yellow card for PA LA PR NIAISER

    By constantly complaining to the referee, PA LA PR NIAISER has achieved only one thing: getting himself booked.

12. 68'

    PA LA PR NIAISER pushes Big clampin in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

13. 65'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! HubHubHoura

    Slip kangourou bites on the fake shot from HubHubHoura, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by HubHubHoura!

14. 63'

    Shot off target by Alex Tex Mex

    Alex Tex Mex lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

15. 60'

    Goal for DickyDog! Esprit VENGEUR

    What a magnificent goal! Jambe veineuse plays a through ball to Esprit VENGEUR, who hits it first time; the ball swerves and finds the back of the net.

16. 57'

    HUBERTO CARLOS leans on PierreLeVeaucer in an aerial duel and is penalized.

17. 55'

    Shot off target by Hermano delchibro

    Hermano delchibro hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Gros Beignet Dodu, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

18. 52'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PierreLeVeaucer

    VIKY MERCURY is one-on-one with the keeper, the angle is tight, he spots PierreLeVeaucer making a run, slides the ball to him... And it is a GOAL!!!

19. 50'

    HubHubHoura humiliates Esprit VENGEUR with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

20. 46'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! HubHubHoura

    HubHubHoura leaves Slip kangourou for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe EL GRANDE SAEC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour DickyDog.

23. 43'

    EL GRANDE SAEC's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—DickyDog could capitalize on that.

24. 40'

    A series of passes between VIKY MERCURY and PA LA PR NIAISER while they wait for an opening.

25. 38'

    In a duel with Le G, Hamzizi goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

26. 34'

    Goal for DickyDog! Jambe veineuse

    Jambe veineuse is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past ARNAULDINHO, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

27. 29'

    Shot off target by Esprit VENGEUR

    Esprit VENGEUR lays it back to Hamzezette, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

28. 24'

    Goal for DickyDog! Le G

    GOAL! From a wonderful pass by Hermano delchibro, Le G just had to beat the keeper to score.

29. 20'

    Shot off target by PierreLeVeaucer

    PierreLeVeaucer enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

30. 16'

    From a Alex Tex Mex cross, the ball reaches LA UNICA OREJA who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

31. 15'

    Save by CatocheLeTitane

    Le G took his time to lob CatocheLeTitane... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

32. 14'

    Free kick by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Gros Beignet Dodu steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

33. 13'

    VIKY MERCURY cannot stop Gros Beignet Dodu, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

34. 11'

    Save by CatocheLeTitane

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds Esprit VENGEUR one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but CatocheLeTitane had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

35. 8'

    HubHubHoura commits a deliberate obstruction on Jambe veineuse. Watch out!

36. 5'

    EL GRANDE SAEC are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting DickyDog has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

37. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off amidst the roar of the crowd.

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