Friendly match

Full time

Key moments

  1. 78'

    Goal for DickyDog! Caillou dur

    Esprit VENGEUR escapes down the flank and cuts it back for Caillou dur, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  2. 74'

    Substitution for IMPERATOR KEBAB

    IMPERATOR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. ÉNORME BLAIREAU prend la place de BROUETTE DE CACA.

  3. 73'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    Gros Beignet Dodu leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Quoicoubaka, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!

  4. 40'

    Goal for DickyDog! Caillou dur

    GOAL! After beating BOUDIN CRU, Caillou dur curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

  5. 6'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    A beautiful ball over the top from PANTY SNIFFER finds POOP CATAPULT. He shakes off his marker and beats the keeper from a tight angle.

Quelle soirée sur la pelouse ! On pensait que l'EMPEREUR KEBAB allait nous servir un festin après leur ouverture du score précoce à la 6ème minute, mais le plat a fini par refroidir bien plus vite que prévu. Malgré une entame de match qui sentait bon l'huile de friture et la victoire, les joueurs de l'EMPEREUR KEBAB se sont éteints comme une flamme sous un orage. Avec seulement 4 tirs cadrés sur l'ensemble de la rencontre, le manque de mordant offensif a été flagrant, surtout après ce coup franc raté à la 21ème minute qui aurait pu changer la face du monde. 🍟

En face, le DickyDog a joué avec la subtilité d'un bouledogue enragé. En multipliant les fautes (5 au compteur !) et en verrouillant chaque espace, ils ont littéralement étouffé leurs adversaires. Si la précision du DickyDog a été chirurgicale avec 7 tirs cadrés pour 0 déchet, c'est surtout leur résilience qui a impressionné. Après avoir égalisé à la 40ème minute, ils ont littéralement transformé la fin de match en un véritable calvaire pour l'EMPEREUR KEBAB, qui n'a pu que constater les dégâts en encaissant deux buts coup sur coup à la 73ème et 78ème minute.

Au final, ce 1-3 est une sanction logique pour une équipe de l'EMPEREUR KEBAB qui a fini la rencontre en roue libre, incapable de répondre au défi physique imposé par un DickyDog affamé. Les tribunes ont assisté à une leçon de réalisme : quand on ne cadre pas, on encaisse, et quand on laisse l'adversaire dicter le rythme, on finit par se faire manger tout cru. Une soirée à oublier pour les uns, et une démonstration de force tactique pour les autres. La gamelle était trop haute pour l'Empereur ce soir ! ⚽

Match details

On 16/10/2026 09:00

Le 1664 Arena (IMPERATOR KEBAB)

59957 spectators

No extra time

PACO RABAT
317 pts
25 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
335 pts
23 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
327 pts
28 yrs
BOUDIN CRU
325 pts
24 yrs
KNAKI DURE
335 pts
26 yrs
PANTY SNI...
352 pts
25 yrs
STEPH SLI...
347 pts
29 yrs
PROUT PISTOL
342 pts
26 yrs
ÉNORME BL...
335 pts
25 yrs
POOP CATA...
342 pts
23 yrs
GROS GROS...
333 pts
29 yrs
Big clampin
337 pts
28 yrs
Sup Naked
304 pts
26 yrs
HUBERTO C...
329 pts
26 yrs
Slip kang...
295 pts
27 yrs
Quoicoubaka
308 pts
29 yrs
Caillou dur
282 pts
30 yrs
Esprit VE...
302 pts
21 yrs
Hermano d...
307 pts
28 yrs
Hamzezette
310 pts
24 yrs
Gros Beig...
317 pts
28 yrs
Jambe vei...
409 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is all over! What a match! Ending in a win for DickyDog over IMPERATOR KEBAB!

  2. 90'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    Low drive from Jambe veineuse, comfortably gathered by PACO RABAT.

  3. 88'

    Tactical change — IMPERATOR KEBAB

    IMPERATOR KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

  4. 87'

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU and GROS GROS PIGNOUF are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

  5. 84'

    DickyDog and IMPERATOR KEBAB seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  6. 78'

    Goal for DickyDog! Caillou dur

    Esprit VENGEUR escapes down the flank and cuts it back for Caillou dur, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  7. 74'

    Tactical change — IMPERATOR KEBAB

    IMPERATOR KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

  8. 74'

    Substitution for IMPERATOR KEBAB

    IMPERATOR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. ÉNORME BLAIREAU prend la place de BROUETTE DE CACA.

  9. 73'

    Goal for DickyDog! Quoicoubaka

    Gros Beignet Dodu leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Quoicoubaka, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!

  10. 69'

    BROUETTE DE CACA cuts inside to beat his marker, but Hamzezette hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  11. 64'

    Heavy foul by HUBERTO CARLOS who charges into GROS GROS PIGNOUF from behind.

  12. 61'

    Shot on target by PANTY SNIFFER

    PANTY SNIFFER puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up GROS GROS PIGNOUF, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  13. 57'

    Save by Big clampin

    What a powerful strike from GROS GROS PIGNOUF, but Big clampin gets in the way!

  14. 55'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    PACO RABAT can only deflect this curling shot from the edge of the box by Gros Beignet Dodu out for a corner.

  15. 53'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    After a scramble, PROUT PISTOL lays it back to POOP CATAPULT who shoots wide. What a shame!

  16. 48'

    Undeniable foul! Sup Naked tackles BOUDIN CRU with both feet off the ground!

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  19. 42'

    Slip kangourou hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from GROS GROS PIGNOUF.

  20. 40'

    Goal for DickyDog! Caillou dur

    GOAL! After beating BOUDIN CRU, Caillou dur curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

  21. 37'

    KNAKI MOLLE dribbles past Jambe veineuse with a magnificent nutmeg. Jambe veineuse seems annoyed, so he tackles KNAKI MOLLE from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  22. 33'

    Jambe veineuse hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from PROUT PISTOL.

  23. 31'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    Jambe veineuse took his time to lob PACO RABAT... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

  24. 26'

    The tackle by POOP CATAPULT on Hamzezette is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  25. 21'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR unleashes a rocket that ends up in the stands.

  26. 21'

    Gros Beignet Dodu gets dribbled past by PROUT PISTOL and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  27. 15'

    Shot on target by POOP CATAPULT

    POOP CATAPULT approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and PROUT PISTOL fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  28. 10'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    The powerful 20-meter strike from Quoicoubaka is punched away by PACO RABAT.

  29. 6'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    A beautiful ball over the top from PANTY SNIFFER finds POOP CATAPULT. He shakes off his marker and beats the keeper from a tight angle.

  30. 1'

    Perfect tackle by GROS GROS PIGNOUF on HUBERTO CARLOS! The move was very dangerous! GROS GROS PIGNOUF arrived at just the right time!

  31. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway in this magnificent stadium! We expect a good match between IMPERATOR KEBAB and DickyDog!

Key stats

IMPERATOR KEBAB DickyDog
59% Possession 41%
1 Goals 3
4 Shots on target 7
2 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 5
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • POOP CATAPULT 6' PANTY SNIFFER

Scorers

  • Caillou dur 78' Esprit VENGEUR
  • Quoicoubaka 73' Gros Beignet Dodu
  • Caillou dur 40'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 6'

Attack

  • 74'
  • 6'

Substitutes

  • 74'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 73'
  • 78'40'
  • 78'

Attack

  • 73'

Substitutes

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