1. 91'

   Full time!

   The referee blows the whistle, that is the end of the match! COMPOSE TON TACOS falls to an in-form IMPERATOR KEBAB!

2. 90'

   Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

   STEPH SLIPENCUIR takes the corner short and crosses to PROUT PISTOL, who charges in to smash it home. Textbook stuff!

3. 88'

   Tactical change — IMPERATOR KEBAB

   IMPERATOR KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

4. 87'

   Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

   Three steps back and Supp Oeuf Poché runs up... The ball is heading for goal but PACO RABAT tips it over for a corner!

5. 87'

   Nasty tackle from behind by ÉNORME BLAIREAU on Lamelle de Kebab.

6. 85'

   Shot off target by BROUETTE DE CACA

   BROUETTE DE CACA!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

7. 82'

   Undeniable foul! Echalote confite tackles BOUDIN CUIT with both feet off the ground!

8. 78'

   Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

   Supp Oeuf Poché goes over the wall but can't beat PACO RABAT, who had anticipated the shot.

9. 78'

   A shirt pull by BOUDIN CUIT; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

10. 75'

    Tactical change — IMPERATOR KEBAB

    IMPERATOR KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

11. 75'

    Substitution for IMPERATOR KEBAB

    IMPERATOR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. BROUETTE DE CACA prend la place de .

12. 73'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Magret séché

    Magret séché beats one, then two defenders before finding himself alone against PACO RABAT, whom he crucifies with a powerful strike. What a superb goal!

13. 71'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Miel Moutarde V2

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Miel Moutarde V2 pulls off a stepover, beats BOUDIN CRU, and shoots. Unstoppable!

14. 66'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    From a quick throw-in, KNAKI DURE finds himself one-on-one with Double Cheddar and easily beats him with a side-footed finish!

15. 65'

    Lamelle de Kebab manages to dribble past ÉNORME BLAIREAU, who catches up. Lamelle de Kebab slaps his opponent! Foul!

16. 63'

    Yellow card for Lamelle de Kebab

    Lamelle de Kebab is booked. He is lucky; he could have been sent off immediately given the severity of that tackle!

17. 63'

    Lamelle de Kebab slides into GROS GROS PIGNOUF as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

18. 61'

    Shot off target by FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    FRITES BIEN MOLLE cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

19. 57'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    The powerful 20-meter strike from FRITES BIEN MOLLE is punched away by PACO RABAT.

20. 54'

    The tackle by Miel Moutarde V2 on KNAKI DURE is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

21. 52'

    Shot on target by FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    FRITES BIEN MOLLE races down the right and crosses perfectly for Sauce Biggy. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

22. 50'

    Free kick scored by Supp Oeuf Poché

    A superb free kick from Supp Oeuf Poché that finds the top corner. The keeper PACO RABAT did not even move, what a splendid goal!

23. 50'

    BOUDIN CUIT cannot stop Miel Moutarde V2, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

24. 48'

    Shot off target by Lamelle de Kebab

    Miel Moutarde V2 finds Lamelle de Kebab with a cross-field ball, who controls it with a lovely chest trap and tries a volley. The ball sails into the stands!

25. 46'

    IMPERATOR KEBAB is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the COMPOSE TON TACOS players.

26. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe COMPOSE TON TACOS va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

27. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour IMPERATOR KEBAB.

28. 40'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! KNAKI DURE

    On the counter-attack, ÉNORME BLAIREAU plays a through ball to KNAKI DURE, who rounds the keeper and taps into an empty net! What composure!

29. 34'

    Lamelle de Kebab plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from POOP CATAPULT saves his team from a dangerous attack!

30. 33'

    PROUT PISTOL and POOP CATAPULT execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.

31. 28'

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR dribbles past two opponents, but Sauce Biggy decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

32. 24'

    KNAKI DURE tries to get past Slurp dicky, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

33. 22'

    Offside called against Slurp dicky, poorly served by Sauce Biggy.

34. 20'

    From a PROUT PISTOL cross, the ball reaches KNAKI MOLLE who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

35. 18'

    The tackle by Lamelle de Kebab on KNAKI MOLLE is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

36. 14'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! COMPOSE TON TACOS has the ball, but can IMPERATOR KEBAB hold off this attack?

37. 12'

    Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

    With no options available, KNAKI DURE decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

38. 9'

    Truite Vengeuse goes down injured

    Truite Vengeuse seems injured after that foul and is signaling for a substitution.

39. 9'

    The tackle by STEPH SLIPENCUIR on Truite Vengeuse is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

40. 7'

    Free kick scored by Supp Oeuf Poché

    GOAL!!! Supp Oeuf Poché is well set up by his teammate and strikes it powerfully with his toe. The shot flies out of the keeper's reach despite his best efforts!

41. 7'

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU pushes Supp Oeuf Poché in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

42. 3'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB!

    POOP CATAPULT delivers a beautiful cross to , who scores a fine header.

43. 2'

    Goal for IMPERATOR KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    Stepover from POOP CATAPULT, leaving Echalote confite behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!

44. 0'

    Kick-off

    The twenty-two players are on the pitch, the referee checks his watch and blows the whistle to start the match.

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