1. 90'

   Full time!

   Final whistle! Relief for EMPEREUR KEBAB!! The players are celebrating; this is what football is all about!

2. 88'

   BOUDIN CUIT is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Qyce's shoulders during an aerial duel!

3. 85'

   Shot off target by PANTY SNIFFER

   Strike from PANTY SNIFFER that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

4. 84'

   Goal for EMPEREUR KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

   PROUT PISTOL cuts into the box and squares it to CAPTAIN CROTTE, who beats the keeper with ease. The goalie is shouting at his defenders for standing still on that play!

5. 82'

   BOUDIN CUIT plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Gael Givet saves his team from a dangerous attack!

6. 77'

   Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

   KNAKI DURE crosses, PROUT PISTOL attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

7. 75'

   Save by Flavio Roma

   That helps a keeper! Flavio Roma wins his duel against CAPTAIN CROTTE, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

8. 69'

   Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

   POOP CATAPULT tries his luck from 35 meters out, but it flies way over. That would have been 3 points in rugby!

9. 66'

   Goal for Pumas! Taqy

   A well-taken corner by Kywa curls to the back post for the unmarked Taqy, who calmly taps it home.

10. 65'

    Shot off target by PROUT PISTOL

    PROUT PISTOL hits a magnificent cross-field pass to PANTY SNIFFER, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

11. 62'

    Shot off target by PANTY SNIFFER

    Nice one-two between PANTY SNIFFER and DENIS AKA PIGNOUF, but DENIS AKA PIGNOUF shoots wide!

12. 58'

    Offside called against PANTY SNIFFER, poorly served by BOUDIN CUIT.

13. 53'

    A wonderful one-two between POOP CATAPULT and STEPH SLIPENCUIR takes out three opposing players.

14. 50'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from DENIS AKA PIGNOUF brings the move to an end.

15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Pumas va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour EMPEREUR KEBAB.

17. 42'

    CAPTAIN CROTTE plays a through ball to POOP CATAPULT but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

18. 38'

    Save by Flavio Roma

    KNAKI DURE tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

19. 32'

    DENIS AKA PIGNOUF plays a ball over the top for BOUDIN CUIT in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

20. 28'

    Shot off target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

    Header from CAPTAIN CROTTE!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

21. 23'

    Goal for EMPEREUR KEBAB! DENIS AKA PIGNOUF

    GOAL! After beating Gael Givet, DENIS AKA PIGNOUF curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

22. 20'

    Yellow card for Virgil Van Dijk

    Following that foul, which the referee deemed too aggressive, Virgil Van Dijk is booked with a yellow card.

23. 20'

    Virgil Van Dijk slides into BOUDIN CUIT as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

24. 14'

    A dangerous cross from Ludovic Giuly is easily dealt with by KNAKI DURE, who clears with a header.

25. 9'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR strikes this free kick beautifully but it hits the crossbar. Flavio Roma didn't even react.

26. 8'

    KNAKI MOLLE cuts inside to beat his marker, but Zinedine Zidane hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

27. 2'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    It is a free kick, STEPH SLIPENCUIR curls it over the wall, but Flavio Roma catches it easily.

28. 2'

    Taqy puts in a heavy tackle on BOUDIN CRU during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

29. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off under beautiful sunshine.

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