1. 91'

   Full time!

   Picore-Picore win 3-2 against COMPOSE TON TACOS to a standing ovation from the crowd!

2. 91'

   Free kick scored by Supp Oeuf Poché

   From a free kick 30 yards out, Supp Oeuf Poché blasts it past the keeper, who can only watch it go in!

3. 90'

   Claude Makélélé stamps on Lamelle de Kebab, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

4. 87'

   Thierry Henry goes down injured

   Thierry Henry is on the ground and cannot get back up.

5. 86'

   Following a nice piece of skill from Thierry Henry, Sauce Biggy can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

6. 84'

   Offside called against Sauce Biggy, poorly served by Viande Hachié.

7. 83'

   FRITES BIEN MOLLE hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Carles Puyol.

8. 80'

   Steven Gerrard is through on goal, but Sauce Hannibal wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

9. 77'

   Goal for Picore-Picore! Andrés Iniesta

   Steven Gerrard escapes down the flank and cuts it back for Andrés Iniesta, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

10. 74'

    Yellow card for Sauce Hannibal

    Yellow card for Sauce Hannibal following that foul; he'll need to be on his best behavior for the rest of the match!

11. 74'

    Sauce Hannibal is late on Carles Puyol, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

12. 71'

    Shot off target by Sauce Biggy

    Sauce Biggy crosses, Miel Moutarde V2 attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

13. 67'

    Picore-Picore has been playing some attractive football lately, while COMPOSE TON TACOS is chasing the ball.

14. 62'

    Counter-attack led by Miel Moutarde V2, a great opportunity, he passes to Slurp dicky open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

15. 57'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.

16. 55'

    Shot off target by Philipp Lahm

    Swerving cross from Thierry Henry, Philipp Lahm tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

17. 51'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Miel Moutarde V2

    Lamelle de Kebab cuts into the box and squares it to Miel Moutarde V2, who beats the keeper with ease. The goalie is shouting at his defenders for standing still on that play!

18. 49'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Thierry Henry

    Thierry Henry tries a powerful strike from 30 meters that ends up under the bar of Double Cheddar. He could do nothing about it!

19. 48'

    Free kick by Didier Drogba

    Didier Drogba unleashes a rocket that ends up in the stands.

20. 48'

    Philipp Lahm dribbles past Sauce Hannibal with a magnificent nutmeg. Sauce Hannibal seems annoyed, so he tackles Philipp Lahm from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

21. 46'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Thierry Henry

    A long through ball finds Thierry Henry, who outpaces Truite Vengeuse and slots it past the keeper!

22. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

23. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

24. 43'

    Nice pass from Lamelle de Kebab to Echalote confite, but unfortunately he zigged while Echalote confite zagged.

25. 39'

    Shot off target by Sauce Hannibal

    Sauce Hannibal tries a curling shot from the edge of the box, it goes just wide...

26. 36'

    Miel Moutarde V2 dribbles past two opponents, but Carles Puyol decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

27. 33'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Echalote confite on Andrés Iniesta.

28. 29'

    Save by Double Cheddar

    Andrés Iniesta tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

29. 28'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS is currently dominating in midfield, pushing Picore-Picore back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

30. 25'

    Picore-Picore is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing COMPOSE TON TACOS to chase. A great collective display from Picore-Picore!

31. 24'

    Claude Makélélé stamps on Lamelle de Kebab, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

32. 21'

    Shot off target by Didier Drogba

    Didier Drogba picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

33. 18'

    Shot on target by Claude Makélélé

    A shot from Claude Makélélé following a pass by Steven Gerrard, but it is saved by the keeper.

34. 12'

    Link-up play between Lamelle de Kebab and Echalote confite, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

35. 10'

    Save by Dida

    From a cut-back, Sauce Biggy hits a volley on target, but Dida tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

36. 6'

    Miscommunication between Lamelle de Kebab and Slurp dicky when there was a great chance to be had...

37. 1'

    Shot off target by Steven Gerrard

    After a nice team move, Steven Gerrard curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

38. 0'

    Kick-off

    The two teams have just stepped onto the pitch. The stadium is not full for this encounter.

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