1. 90'

   Full time!

   That's the end of the match; EMPEREUR KEBAB has defeated Picore-Picore in style.

2. 90'

   Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

   KNAKI DURE sets up a half-volley at the edge of the box. It goes wide!

3. 87'

   Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

   Oh my, what a strike from KNAKI DURE, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

4. 84'

   Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

   KNAKI DURE dribbles past three defenders and shoots from 25 meters. The ball hits the crossbar! What a shame!

5. 81'

   EMPEREUR KEBAB is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against Picore-Picore.

6. 75'

   Claude Makélélé commits a heavy foul, tackling BOUDIN CUIT from behind with both feet off the ground.

7. 73'

   Save by Dida

   DENIS AKA PIGNOUF is one-on-one with Dida but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

8. 70'

   EMPEREUR KEBAB has settled on the ball and is moving it well, looking for an opening; Picore-Picore will struggle to win it back.

9. 67'

   Thierry Henry plays a ball over the top for Didier Drogba in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

10. 62'

    EMPEREUR KEBAB is calmly moving the ball around while Picore-Picore sits deep. This is all very boring!

11. 57'

    Steven Gerrard picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Thierry Henry is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

12. 54'

    Claude Makélélé takes too long to release the ball and Philipp Lahm is caught offside.

13. 50'

    CAPTAIN CROTTE cannot stop Ronaldo Nazario, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

14. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Picore-Picore va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

15. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour EMPEREUR KEBAB.

16. 39'

    Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

    KNAKI DURE has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

17. 35'

    KNAKI MOLLE and STEPH SLIPENCUIR are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

18. 32'

    Shot off target by Philipp Lahm

    Header from Philipp Lahm!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

19. 30'

    Shot off target by Philipp Lahm

    Nice one-two between Philipp Lahm and Thierry Henry, but Thierry Henry shoots wide!

20. 25'

    Goal for EMPEREUR KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    Goal! PROUT PISTOL nutmegs Ashley Cole and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

21. 20'

    EMPEREUR KEBAB and Picore-Picore seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

22. 15'

    Steven Gerrard goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. POOP CATAPULT wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

23. 11'

    EMPEREUR KEBAB is playing the ball around at the back, forcing Picore-Picore's defensive block to push up.

24. 5'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    Ronaldo Nazario hits a clean shot on target, but PACO RABAT makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

25. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off; both teams look focused, we can expect some great football...

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