1. 91'

   Full time!

   That's the end of the match; LE ROI KEBAB has defeated FC Felger in style.

2. 89'

   CAPTAIN CROTTE stamps on Franck Jourdan, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

3. 85'

   BOUDIN CRU plays a ball over the top for POOP CATAPULT in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

4. 82'

   Save by Steve MANDANDA

   CAPTAIN CROTTE hits a clean shot on target, but Steve MANDANDA makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

5. 78'

   Shot off target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

   CAPTAIN CROTTE lays it back to GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

6. 74'

   Unacceptable foul by PEIGNE CUL who tackles Just Fontaine from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

7. 73'

   Down the left flank, Marcel Desailly plays it through to Florian Lemaire, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

8. 68'

   Save by PACO RABAT

   Just Fontaine is on the edge of offside and racing toward goal... but PACO RABAT isn't fooled by the striker's feint and claims the ball!

9. 65'

   Like a true magician, Laurent Blanc skips past PROUT PISTOL with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

10. 59'

    Free kick scored by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR completely mis-hits his shot, but it takes a deflection off a defender, catching the keeper off guard and finding the back of the net!

11. 58'

    Didier Deschamps and POOP CATAPULT are battling for the ball, and Didier Deschamps delivers a violent shoulder charge to POOP CATAPULT, who goes down. It is a foul.

12. 55'

    Nasty tackle from behind by KNAKI MOLLE on Laurent Blanc.

13. 51'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    After a nice team move, POOP CATAPULT curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

14. 48'

    KNAKI MOLLE complains about the tight marking from Just Fontaine, but the referee ignores him.

15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Felger va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

17. 41'

    Hard tackle by Didier Deschamps on PACO RABAT, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

18. 37'

    Free kick scored by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    What a goal!!! A free kick from STEPH SLIPENCUIR hits the bar with power and bounces over the line. Steve MANDANDA didn't even flinch.

19. 36'

    PACO RABAT cuts inside to beat his marker, but Florian Lemaire hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

20. 35'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PROUT PISTOL

    Down the left, GROS GROS PIGNOUF drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and PROUT PISTOL is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.

21. 32'

    BOUDIN CRU weaves through the defense and cuts it back for PROUT PISTOL, but a defender gets there first.

22. 27'

    Yellow card for POOP CATAPULT

    That clumsy foul from POOP CATAPULT deserves a yellow card.

23. 27'

    POOP CATAPULT and Didier Deschamps are battling for the ball, and POOP CATAPULT delivers a violent shoulder charge to Didier Deschamps, who goes down. It is a foul.

24. 25'

    Just Fontaine commits a deliberate obstruction on GROS GROS PIGNOUF. Watch out!

25. 20'

    KNAKI MOLLE weaves through the defense and cuts it back for GROS GROS PIGNOUF, but a defender gets there first.

26. 19'

    CAPTAIN CROTTE plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from N. O Reilly saves his team from a dangerous attack!

27. 15'

    Shot off target by Didier Deschamps

    Didier Deschamps waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

28. 13'

    Ball recovered by Didier Deschamps who rushes to play Franck Jourdan through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

29. 11'

    N. O Reilly leans on KNAKI DURE in an aerial duel and is penalized.

30. 9'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    CAPTAIN CROTTE fires a shot, it deflects off a defender and ends up in the goal. The keeper was wrong-footed by his own defender. How unfortunate!

31. 4'

    PEIGNE CUL tries to nutmeg Florent Malouda, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee checks with his assistants and blows the whistle for kick-off. The match is underway!

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