1. 90'

   Full time!

   LE ROI KEBAB players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over RC Strasbourg.

2. 88'

   Shot on target by Ronaldinho

   Ronaldinho's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

3. 86'

   Nasty tackle from behind by C. Ronaldo on GROS GROS PIGNOUF.

4. 82'

   Yellow card for K. Mbappe

   K. Mbappe keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; K. Mbappe receives a yellow card!

5. 82'

   K. Mbappe puts in a heavy tackle on PEIGNE CUL during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

6. 80'

   Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH SLIPENCUIR

   A driven cross from POOP CATAPULT, the keeper misses his punch and STEPH SLIPENCUIR just has to tap it into the net.

7. 78'

   Free kick scored by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

   STEPH SLIPENCUIR steps up for one of his trademark free kicks and it is in!!!!! F. Barthez did not move!

8. 78'

   Ronaldinho commits a heavy foul, tackling POOP CATAPULT from behind with both feet off the ground.

9. 76'

   Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

   Following a poor clearance by P. Maldini, GROS GROS PIGNOUF finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

10. 74'

    Save by F. Barthez

    The powerful 20-meter strike from POOP CATAPULT is punched away by F. Barthez.

11. 69'

    Shot off target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    Off the post for GROS GROS PIGNOUF! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

12. 68'

    Shot off target by PEIGNE CUL

    CAPTAIN CROTTE finds PEIGNE CUL first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

13. 63'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    Corner from the right by BOUDIN CUIT to the penalty spot, and POOP CATAPULT scores with a sublime header. He rose above everyone to blast it in under the bar.

14. 58'

    Shot on target by L. Modric

    L. Modric passes to D. Alves, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

15. 53'

    Shot off target by PROUT PISTOL

    PROUT PISTOL tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

16. 51'

    Shot off target by POOP CATAPULT

    Looking sharp tonight, POOP CATAPULT tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

17. 50'

    Free kick by C. Ronaldo

    C. Ronaldo strikes the free kick with power, but it goes well wide of the goal!

18. 49'

    K. Mbappe dribbles past two opponents, but PROUT PISTOL decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

19. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

20. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

21. 41'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    Z. Zidane tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

22. 35'

    Shot off target by Z. Zidane

    K. Mbappe sprints down the touchline and crosses to Z. Zidane! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

23. 34'

    Shot off target by L. Modric

    After a nice team move, L. Modric curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

24. 30'

    LE ROI KEBAB is playing the ball around at the back, forcing RC Strasbourg's defensive block to push up.

25. 27'

    Unacceptable foul by P. Maldini who tackles PROUT PISTOL from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

26. 23'

    Shot off target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

    After a successful one-two, CAPTAIN CROTTE manages to get a shot off, but it sails into the stands. Poor pigeons!

27. 18'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    Three steps back and STEPH SLIPENCUIR runs up... The ball is heading for goal but F. Barthez tips it over for a corner!

28. 17'

    Undeniable foul! Ronaldinho tackles PACO RABAT with both feet off the ground!

29. 12'

    F. Beckenbauer pushes PACO RABAT in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

30. 10'

    Yellow card for Ronaldinho

    Ronaldinho picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

31. 9'

    The tackle by Ronaldinho on KNAKI DURE is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

32. 4'

    RC Strasbourg is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against LE ROI KEBAB.

33. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises plenty of surprises! This game will feature RC Strasbourg against LE ROI KEBAB.

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