1. 90'

   Full time!

   The referee blows the final whistle. A fine 5-0 victory for DickyDog over FRANCEFOOTBALL.

2. 88'

   Great cross out to the left from Henry, but Jijo miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

3. 85'

   Ball recovered by Jijo who rushes to play Mbappé through, but the pass is overhit and goes out of play.

4. 83'

   Goal for DickyDog! Le G

   Goal! Le G sees Barthez is off his line! The lob drops into the side netting! What a splendid finish!

5. 78'

   Down the left flank, Hermano delchibro plays it through to Creamy Deluxe, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

6. 73'

   Goal for DickyDog! Hermano delchibro

   From this magnificent cross by SquirtyBéranger, Hermano delchibro side-foots it home to score!

7. 70'

   FRANCEFOOTBALL are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; DickyDog are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

8. 64'

   Shot on target by Mbappé

   Magnificent 30-meter strike from Mbappé. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

9. 59'

   Free kick scored by Gros Beignet Dodu

   What a magnificent free kick from Gros Beignet Dodu! Barthez can only watch the ball sail into the net.

10. 59'

    Hermano delchibro starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Henry, who commits a very bad foul.

11. 54'

    Yellow card for Thuram

    Yellow card! Yes, Thuram cannot escape that one!

12. 53'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Thuram on Slip kangourou.

13. 51'

    FRANCEFOOTBALL is playing the ball around at the back, forcing DickyDog's defensive block to push up.

14. 48'

    Yellow card for Henry

    Henry receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

15. 48'

    Henry commits a deliberate obstruction on Hermano delchibro. Watch out!

16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FRANCEFOOTBALL va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour DickyDog.

18. 41'

    Free kick by Pogba

    Pogba steps up, his shot is on target, but it is easily blocked by Big clampin.

19. 41'

    Quoicoubaka catches Upamecano's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

20. 37'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hermano delchibro

    Hermano delchibro leaves Pogba for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

21. 35'

    Henry attempts a tough tackle on Caillou dur but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

22. 33'

    Gros Beignet Dodu tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Pogba, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

23. 29'

    DickyDog has been playing some attractive football lately, while FRANCEFOOTBALL is chasing the ball.

24. 27'

    We are witnessing some great football! Quoicoubaka and Hermano delchibro are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

25. 22'

    Free kick by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Great aerial claim from Barthez, punching away a Gros Beignet Dodu free kick into the box.

26. 21'

    Heavy foul by Pogba who charges into Le G from behind.

27. 19'

    Penalty converted by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Gros Beignet Dodu shoots, a magnificent save from Barthez, but the ball falls to Gros Beignet Dodu who scores from point-blank range!!

28. 19'

    Penalty to DickyDog

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box, though. Regardless, Gros Beignet Dodu is already focused and getting ready to shoot.

29. 19'

    Hard tackle by Barthez on Quoicoubaka, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

30. 13'

    FRANCEFOOTBALL's central defense is rock solid, DickyDog are looking for a way to break them down.

31. 7'

    What a horror tackle! Gros Beignet Dodu drives his studs into Jijo's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

32. 5'

    Like a true magician, Gros Beignet Dodu skips past Mbappé with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

33. 3'

    Shot off target by Trezeguet

    From over thirty meters out, Trezeguet tries his luck and sends the ball into the stands.

34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing; an exciting match is in store between FRANCEFOOTBALL and DickyDog!

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