Full time
Key moments
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88'
Goal for FC-Nantes! William Dubois
A long through ball finds William Dubois, who outpaces Confiture and slots it past the keeper!
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84'
Free kick scored by Martin Lambert
A superb strike from Martin Lambert on this free kick; Mathieu Legrand didn't even move.
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80'
Goal for FC-Nantes! Alain Muller
Martin Lambert drives the corner in low; Alain Muller charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!
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65'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Turbine à caca
Turlututu starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding Turbine à caca, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!
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63'
Goal for FC-Nantes! Aloïs Marie
Aloïs Marie leaves Dodu for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!
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52'
Free kick scored by Martin Lambert
Martin Lambert curls the ball over the wall and into the top corner, Mathieu Legrand is beaten.
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42'
Free kick scored by Martin Lambert
And it's a goal! Martin Lambert finds the top corner from the free kick, Mathieu Legrand stayed rooted to his line.
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25'
Yellow card for Turbine à caca
And yes, it is a booking for Turbine à caca!
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23'
Free kick scored by Martin Lambert
Martin Lambert curls the ball over the wall and into the top corner, Mathieu Legrand is beaten.
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17'
Goal for FC-Nantes! François Faure
François Faure advances from the left, commits Sorbet citron, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.
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5'
Penalty converted by Dildo
Dildo fires it home into the top corner past Timothe Fournier, who actually guessed the right way.
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1'
Yellow card for Paul Girard
The referee seemed hesitant to show the yellow, but Paul Girard disputed the foul. The referee reaches into his pocket and produces a yellow card for Paul Girard, who will now have to tread carefully!
Match details
On 05/09/2026 21:00
Brigitte ALZIN (Hypopotamus)
8000 spectators
No extra time
Match commentary
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90'
Full time!
What a match! We witnessed an incredible duel between these two teams.
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88'
Goal for FC-Nantes! William Dubois
A long through ball finds William Dubois, who outpaces Confiture and slots it past the keeper!
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86'
Martin Lambert commits a deliberate obstruction on Dildo. Watch out!
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84'
Free kick scored by Martin Lambert
A superb strike from Martin Lambert on this free kick; Mathieu Legrand didn't even move.
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84'
In a duel with Pignouf, Ethan Barbier goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
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82'
It is all one-way traffic right now! FC-Nantes has the ball, but can Hypopotamus hold off this attack?
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80'
Goal for FC-Nantes! Alain Muller
Martin Lambert drives the corner in low; Alain Muller charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!
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77'
FC-Nantes and Hypopotamus are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.
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71'
Shot on target by Guillaume Gautier
Guillaume Gautier breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. William Dubois powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.
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65'
Goal for Hypopotamus! Turbine à caca
Turlututu starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding Turbine à caca, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!
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63'
Goal for FC-Nantes! Aloïs Marie
Aloïs Marie leaves Dodu for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!
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58'
Shot on target by François Faure
A long pass from François Faure finds Guillaume Gautier, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.
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53'
Shot off target by Chapeau Pointu
A superb ball from Fenouil finds Chapeau Pointu behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.
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52'
Free kick scored by Martin Lambert
Martin Lambert curls the ball over the wall and into the top corner, Mathieu Legrand is beaten.
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51'
Turbine à caca commits a deliberate obstruction on Martin Lambert. Watch out!
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45'
Back under way!
Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Hypopotamus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
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45'
Half-time
C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour FC-Nantes.
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42'
Free kick scored by Martin Lambert
And it's a goal! Martin Lambert finds the top corner from the free kick, Mathieu Legrand stayed rooted to his line.
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41'
Dildo leans on Paul Girard in an aerial duel and is penalized.
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39'
Shot off target by Ethan Barbier
Ethan Barbier tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!
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36'
Shot off target by Turlututu
Run down the right flank by Turlututu who crosses for Chapeau Pointu, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!
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35'
Shot off target by Ethan Barbier
Ethan Barbier recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!
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30'
Shot on target by Ethan Barbier
William Dubois dinks the ball over the defense, Ethan Barbier hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!
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25'
Yellow card for Turbine à caca
And yes, it is a booking for Turbine à caca!
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24'
Following a nice piece of skill from Alain Muller, Turbine à caca can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!
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23'
Free kick scored by Martin Lambert
Martin Lambert curls the ball over the wall and into the top corner, Mathieu Legrand is beaten.
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23'
Timothe Fournier starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Base virale GPS, who commits a very bad foul.
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17'
Goal for FC-Nantes! François Faure
François Faure advances from the left, commits Sorbet citron, cuts inside, and fires a clean strike from twenty meters into the top right corner.
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14'
Shot off target by William Dubois
William Dubois is through on goal after a superb pass from Martin Lambert, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!
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13'
Shot on target by Aloïs Marie
Martin Lambert plays it first time to Aloïs Marie, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.
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8'
Aloïs Marie overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Base virale GPS, but it does not come off.
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5'
Penalty converted by Dildo
Dildo fires it home into the top corner past Timothe Fournier, who actually guessed the right way.
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5'
Penalty to Hypopotamus
Undeniable foul in the box!... Dildo steps up, places the ball on the spot, and takes a few steps back...
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5'
Dildo dribbles past William Dubois with a magnificent nutmeg. William Dubois seems annoyed, so he tackles Dildo from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!
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1'
Yellow card for Paul Girard
The referee seemed hesitant to show the yellow, but Paul Girard disputed the foul. The referee reaches into his pocket and produces a yellow card for Paul Girard, who will now have to tread carefully!
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1'
In a duel with Paul Girard, Sorbet citron goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.
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0'
Kick-off
The ball is at the center spot and the 22 players are ready to battle in what promises to be an exciting match.
No event of this type.
Key stats
Scorers
- Turbine à caca 65' Turlututu
- Dildo 5'
Scorers
- William Dubois 88'
- Martin Lambert 84'
- Alain Muller 80' Martin Lambert
- Aloïs Marie 63'
- Martin Lambert 52'
- Martin Lambert 42'
- Martin Lambert 23'
- François Faure 17'
Goalkeeper
Defence
Midfield
- 65'
Attack
- 65'25'
- 5'(Pen)
Substitutes
Goalkeeper
Defence
- 1'
- 80'
Midfield
- 84'52'42'23'80'
- 63'
Attack
- 17'
- 88'
Substitutes
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