1. 91'

   Full time!

   Neither team managed to get the better of the other today; a disappointing draw.

2. 89'

   Free kick scored by RemyLeBourrineur

   From a well-positioned free kick, RemyLeBourrineur runs up and strikes the ball with the outside of his boot, right through the keeper's legs! You could say he got a bit lucky with that one.

3. 88'

   PANTY SNIFFER puts in a heavy tackle on VIKY MERCURY during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

4. 86'

   LE ROI KEBAB is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for EL GRANDE SAEC.

5. 84'

   Shot off target by HubHubHoura

   HubHubHoura cuts past a defender and curls a shot that goes well over the bar.

6. 82'

   Save by PACO RABAT

   Counter-attack from HubHubHoura who shoots, but PACO RABAT makes a save with his foot!

7. 78'

   GROS GROS PIGNOUF wins the ball in midfield and plays it to POOP CATAPULT, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

8. 72'

   Shot off target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

   PANTY SNIFFER sprints down the touchline and crosses to GROS GROS PIGNOUF! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

9. 70'

   Tactical change — EL GRANDE SAEC

   EL GRANDE SAEC modifie sa stratégie.

10. 70'

    Substitution for EL GRANDE SAEC

    EL GRANDE SAEC effectue un remplacement. SambaCécile prend la place de PierreLeVeaucer.

11. 69'

    Link-up play between STEPH SLIPENCUIR and KNAKI MOLLE, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

12. 65'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

13. 65'

    PROUT PISTOL starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Alex Tex Mex, who commits a very bad foul.

14. 63'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

    PANTY SNIFFER and STEPH SLIPENCUIR link up well, then PANTY SNIFFER curls it out of the keeper's reach. Lovely play!

15. 59'

    LE ROI KEBAB is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for EL GRANDE SAEC.

16. 57'

    Tactical change — EL GRANDE SAEC

    EL GRANDE SAEC modifie sa stratégie.

17. 57'

    Tactical change — LE ROI KEBAB

    LE ROI KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

18. 56'

    Tactical change — EL GRANDE SAEC

    EL GRANDE SAEC modifie sa stratégie.

19. 55'

    Tactical change — LE ROI KEBAB

    LE ROI KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

20. 54'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    The powerful 20-meter strike from PA LA PR NIAISER is punched away by PACO RABAT.

21. 51'

    PierreLeVeaucer delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Alex Tex Mex was all alone in front of the goal.

22. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

23. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

24. 41'

    Shot off target by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

25. 39'

    POOP CATAPULT and STEPH SLIPENCUIR have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

26. 37'

    KNAKI MOLLE cuts inside to beat his marker, but Aubameyang hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

27. 33'

    EL GRANDE SAEC is pressing LE ROI KEBAB very high, making it difficult for them to build their play.

28. 28'

    EL GRANDE SAEC can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from LE ROI KEBAB!

29. 24'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    VIKY MERCURY took his time to lob PACO RABAT... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

30. 21'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! HubHubHoura

    PierreLeVeaucer delivers a beautiful cross to HubHubHoura, who scores a fine header.

31. 16'

    Shot off target by HubHubHoura

    HubHubHoura tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

32. 15'

    Superb nutmeg by KNAKI MOLLE on his opponent Alex Tex Mex; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

33. 13'

    EL GRANDE SAEC and LE ROI KEBAB seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

34. 12'

    LE ROI KEBAB are completely dominating; the ball just won't leave EL GRANDE SAEC's half.

35. 8'

    A lightning-fast counter-attack led by HubHubHoura, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, PA LA PR NIAISER was completely unmarked!

36. 5'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

    A powerful strike from PANTY SNIFFER that is unfortunately deflected by HubHubHoura, beating his own keeper.

37. 2'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    Cut-back to the edge of the box, HubHubHoura strikes it with power and a superb save from PACO RABAT, what a keeper!!

38. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for 90 minutes in the pouring rain. The players will have to dig deep to impose their game.

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