1. 90'

   Full time!

   The final whistle blows on a convincing win for COF United against a disappointing LE ROI KEBAB.

2. 88'

   Romain Muller and Coku are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

3. 86'

   Save by FACE DE PET

   A powerful strike from forty meters out by Endrik, but it goes straight into the arms of FACE DE PET.

4. 85'

   Nuno Mendes tries to nutmeg PIERROT LA PEUF, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

5. 82'

   KNAKI DURE and PROUT PISTOL are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

6. 77'

   KNAKI MOLLE delivers a cross far beyond the back post while GROS GROS PIGNOUF was all alone in front of the goal.

7. 75'

   KNAKI DURE and PIERROT LA PEUF have a misunderstanding, and the opposition recovers the ball.

8. 72'

   Controlling a high ball on his chest, DINDON DODU pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Endrik. Pure class.

9. 66'

   Save by FACE DE PET

   FACE DE PET is on fire! He tips a left-footed rocket from Quaresma out for a corner.

10. 63'

    From a ENORME PARPAING cross, the ball reaches PEIGNE CUL who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

11. 58'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PEIGNE CUL

    Magnificent goal by PEIGNE CUL!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Ethan Clement, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

12. 56'

    KNAKI DURE leans on Dida in an aerial duel and is penalized.

13. 54'

    Yellow card for ENORME PARPAING

    ENORME PARPAING keeps questioning the referee's decisions, and this time it is too much; ENORME PARPAING receives a yellow card!

14. 54'

    ENORME PARPAING puts in a heavy tackle on Nuno Mendes during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

15. 49'

    Tactical change — LE ROI KEBAB

    LE ROI KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

16. 49'

    Quaresma looks for Coku in behind the defense, but Coku cannot control the ball properly.

17. 47'

    Save by FACE DE PET

    Mc nuggets is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, FACE DE PET could play until he is 90.

18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe LE ROI KEBAB va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour COF United.

20. 41'

    Save by FACE DE PET

    Quaresma is one-on-one with FACE DE PET but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

21. 39'

    LE ROI KEBAB and COF United seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

22. 34'

    Goal for COF United! Romain Muller

    Following a solo run down the right flank, Endrik draws the keeper out before squaring to Romain Muller at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

23. 31'

    Save by Dida

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds GROS GROS PIGNOUF one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Dida had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

24. 28'

    Shot off target by Berbatov

    Nice one-two between Berbatov and Elio... Berbatov tries his luck but completely shanks it.

25. 23'

    Heavy foul by KNAKI MOLLE who charges into Romain Muller from behind.

26. 18'

    Save by Dida

    PEIGNE CUL hits a clean shot on target, but Dida makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

27. 16'

    Coku tries to nutmeg KNAKI MOLLE, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

28. 11'

    Shot off target by Mc nuggets

    Mc nuggets shoots from the edge of the box but completely miskicks it; that could have been dangerous!

29. 9'

    Goal for COF United! Coku

    From 30 meters out, Coku rockets a missile straight into the top corner, leaving FACE DE PET with no chance.

30. 5'

    Free kick by Stéphanadonna

    Stéphanadonna puts the ball into the box but Dida comes out and claims it.

31. 4'

    Undeniable foul! Bupe tackles KNAKI MOLLE with both feet off the ground!

32. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are underway for a match that promises to be physical. Not for the faint-hearted!

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