1. 90'

   Full time!

   FC Paslajoie beats OSS FC in an unsurprising and thoroughly deserved victory.

2. 88'

   J.Neves thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Angelina Jolie.

3. 85'

   Goal for OSS FC! ScarlettJohansson

   GOAL FOR ScarlettJohansson!!!!! From the initial ball, Jean Dujardin slips it to ScarlettJohansson, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

4. 83'

   Mathieu Chevalier tries to outpace Mila Kunis, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

5. 78'

   Substitution for OSS FC

   OSS FC effectue un remplacement. Schwarzy prend la place de Monica Bellucci.

6. 75'

   Hard tackle by Suzette on J.Neves, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

7. 72'

   Shot on target by Jean Dujardin

   A shot from Jean Dujardin following a pass by Zendaya, but it is saved by the keeper.

8. 68'

   Goal for FC Paslajoie! Jiro

   Jiro fires a shot from 30 meters out, burying it in the top corner. A dejected Denise Richards can only fish the ball out of his net.

9. 62'

   Tactical change — OSS FC

   OSS FC modifie sa stratégie.

10. 62'

    Substitution for OSS FC

    OSS FC effectue un remplacement. Jean Dujardin prend la place de Natalie Portman.

11. 61'

    Shot off target by Zendaya

    Zendaya shoots from the edge of the box but completely miskicks it; that could have been dangerous!

12. 57'

    Shot off target by Zendaya

    Big miss! Zendaya cuts the ball back to Mila Kunis. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

13. 54'

    Free kick by Mila Kunis

    Mila Kunis steps up to take the free kick but completely miscues it and the ball goes well over the bar. A shot to forget!

14. 54'

    Dylan Dumas pushes Angelina Jolie in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

15. 50'

    Goal for OSS FC! Alisha Lehmann

    A powerful strike from Alisha Lehmann that is unfortunately deflected by Abdoulaye Kante, beating his own keeper.

16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe OSS FC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

17. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 0 pour FC Paslajoie.

18. 42'

    Shot off target by Jiro

    Jiro tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

19. 40'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Diego Maradona

    A driven cross from Abdoulaye Kante, the keeper misses his punch and Diego Maradona just has to tap it into the net.

20. 38'

    OSS FC is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against FC Paslajoie.

21. 34'

    Zendaya hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from .

22. 29'

    Shot off target by Diego Maradona

    Header from Diego Maradona!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

23. 25'

    ScarlettJohansson and Mila Kunis are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

24. 20'

    FC Paslajoie is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the OSS FC players.

25. 18'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Abdoulaye Kante

    Wofi chips a ball over the defense to Abdoulaye Kante, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

26. 15'

    Free kick by Mila Kunis

    Mila Kunis steps up to take the free kick, it's a good strike but it's deflected by the wall! Thanks to a fabulous reflex, the keeper, Teru, manages to reset and tip it away with his fingertips despite being wrong-footed! That was a close call!

27. 15'

    Yellow card for Jiro

    Jiro gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.

28. 15'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Jiro on ScarlettJohansson.

29. 11'

    Superb nutmeg by ScarlettJohansson on his opponent Lucas Guerin; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

30. 9'

    Shot off target by Monica Bellucci

    Monica Bellucci fires a low cross across the goal... Zendaya gets a touch but it goes out for a goal kick.

31. 5'

    Goal for FC Paslajoie! Dylan Dumas

    Goal! Dylan Dumas nutmegs Monica Bellucci and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

32. 4'

    Margot Robbie dribbles past J.Neves with a magnificent nutmeg. J.Neves seems annoyed, so he tackles Margot Robbie from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

33. 2'

    Free kick scored by Dylan Dumas

    Dylan Dumas takes a few steps back and strikes; his powerful, pinpoint shot finds the top corner of Denise Richards's goal.

34. 2'

    ScarlettJohansson pushes Abdoulaye Kante in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

35. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for 90 minutes of action between FC Paslajoie and OSS FC; this match promises to be a spectacle!

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