1. 91'

   Full time!

   And that's it! EMPEREUR KEBAB fought hard, but FC Cramur were just too good today.

2. 89'

   Goal for FC Cramur!

   Goal! After a brilliant one-two between and Ryse, attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from !

3. 87'

   Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from REPLACING SAUSAGE brings the move to an end.

4. 85'

   Save by PACO RABAT

   Ryse is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, PACO RABAT could play until he is 90.

5. 84'

   Goal for FC Cramur! Ryse

   Eliott Andre chips a ball over the defense to Ryse, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

6. 81'

   Big chance for E.Vaughan, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of CAPTAIN CROTTE. What a shame!

7. 76'

   Shot off target by J.Katanano

   Run down the right flank by J.Katanano who crosses for Valentin Blanc, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

8. 71'

   Save by PACO RABAT

   Valentin Blanc fires a great shot on goal, but PACO RABAT saves it without much trouble.

9. 66'

   Goal for EMPEREUR KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

   A fantastic goal from CAPTAIN CROTTE! He sliced through the entire defense before slotting it past Gabin Morel. Splendid!

10. 61'

    Goal for FC Cramur! A.Thouvenin

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, A.Thouvenin pulls off a stepover, beats BOUDIN CUIT, and shoots. Unstoppable!

11. 57'

    hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from STEPH SLIPENCUIR.

12. 54'

    Tactical change — EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

13. 54'

    Substitution for EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. BOUDIN CUIT prend la place de ÉNORME BLAIREAU.

14. 54'

    Substitution for EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. REPLACING SAUSAGE prend la place de BROUETTE DE CACA.

15. 54'

    Substitution for EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. PACO RABAT prend la place de BOUDIN CRU.

16. 52'

    Shot off target by A.Thouvenin

    A.Thouvenin tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

17. 49'

    Ryse goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. CAPTAIN CROTTE wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

18. 47'

    Like a true magician, Valentin Blanc skips past KNAKI DURE with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe EMPEREUR KEBAB va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 2 pour FC Cramur.

21. 43'

    Shot off target by Eliott Andre

    Eliott Andre is through on goal after a superb pass from A.Thouvenin, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

22. 42'

    Ryse dribbles past one, then two opponents... but not three! STEPH SLIPENCUIR didn't want to be the third!

23. 38'

    Goal for FC Cramur! J.Katanano

    J.Katanano sprints from his own half and unleashes a thunderbolt, the ball flies straight into the top corner, BOUDIN CRU could do nothing!

24. 35'

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF goes down injured

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF has twisted his ankle and is temporarily coming off for treatment.

25. 35'

    A.Thouvenin gets dribbled past by GROS GROS PIGNOUF and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

26. 33'

    Goal for FC Cramur! E.Vaughan

    A long through ball finds E.Vaughan, who outpaces PANTY SNIFFER and slots it past the keeper!

27. 27'

    Goal for EMPEREUR KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

    What a goal! POOP CATAPULT pulls the ball back for PANTY SNIFFER, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

28. 25'

    Free kick scored by ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    GOAL!!! ÉNORME BLAIREAU is well set up by his teammate and strikes it powerfully with his toe. The shot flies out of the keeper's reach despite his best efforts!

29. 24'

    Pierre Pierre is late on GROS GROS PIGNOUF, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

30. 21'

    Goal for FC Cramur! Ryse

    GOAL! Ryse steps over BROUETTE DE CACA and blasts it into the top corner. What a beautiful goal!

31. 17'

    Heavy foul by ÉNORME BLAIREAU who charges into Gabin Morel from behind.

32. 13'

    Save by Gabin Morel

    PROUT PISTOL took his time to lob Gabin Morel... perhaps too much time, as a defender's head comes to the rescue.

33. 8'

    Save by BOUDIN CRU

    From a cut-back, Eliott Andre hits a volley on target, but BOUDIN CRU tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

34. 6'

    PANTY SNIFFER is late on Valentin Blanc, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

35. 2'

    EMPEREUR KEBAB is barely seeing the ball as FC Cramur dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the FC Cramur fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The crowd is settled, the 22 players are ready, let's go for 90 minutes of pure excitement!

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