1. 90'

   Full time!

   What a match! We witnessed an incredible duel between these two teams.

2. 88'

   Save by Joueur1

   A powerful strike from forty meters out by Dildo, but it goes straight into the arms of Joueur1.

3. 86'

   Goal for Hypopotamus! Confiture

   Fenouil wins the ball and charges upfield. He draws in the defenders before sliding it to Confiture, who just has to slot it home.

4. 83'

   Shot off target by Turbine à caca

   A superb ball from Confiture finds Turbine à caca behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

5. 81'

   Dildo and Base virale GPS execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.

6. 80'

   Goal for Hypopotamus! Dildo

   After a long passing sequence, Turlututu lays it off for Dildo, who beats the keeper with a powerful strike! Well played!

7. 76'

   Link-up play between Chapeau Pointu and Turlututu, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

8. 70'

   Goal for Hypopotamus! Turlututu

   Magnificent goal by Turlututu!... After a 30-meter run, he enters the box, shakes off two defenders with a sharp turn, and although shoved by Joueur5, he still finds the back of the net while falling!... Exceptional!

9. 64'

   Shot off target by Dildo

   Dildo picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

10. 63'

    Shot off target by Fenouil

    After a nice team move, Fenouil curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

11. 61'

    Ours polaire dribbles past Chapeau Pointu with a magnificent nutmeg. Chapeau Pointu seems annoyed, so he tackles Ours polaire from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

12. 59'

    Shot off target by Fenouil

    After a nice team move, Fenouil curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

13. 58'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Pignouf brings the move to an end.

14. 56'

    Free kick by Dildo

    Dildo steps up to take the free kick but his standing foot slips as he strikes it. The ball hits the wall.

15. 56'

    Hard tackle by Joueur16 on Confiture, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

16. 52'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Dildo pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Joueur16. Pure class.

17. 48'

    Joueur4 tries to outpace Sorbet citron, who lets the player go but keeps the ball.

18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Zinzinus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 0 pour Hypopotamus.

20. 43'

    Yellow card for Ours polaire

    Ours polaire needs to calm down. His foul left the referee with no choice but to show the yellow card.

21. 43'

    Ours polaire just tackled Chapeau Pointu with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

22. 40'

    Joueur16 attempts a tough tackle on Sorbet citron but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

23. 36'

    Confiture tries to get past Ours polaire, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

24. 33'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Dildo

    Dildo!!! What a strike from 25 meters out, right into the top corner past Joueur1!

25. 30'

    Shot on target by Fenouil

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from Fenouil. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

26. 26'

    Dildo and Turbine à caca are stringing passes together beautifully.

27. 24'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Turlututu

    Turlututu and Confiture link up perfectly, a one-two between the pair and Turlututu, one-on-one with the keeper, slots it home with his instep.

28. 21'

    What a foul! As Turlututu was heading for goal, Joueur5 comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

29. 16'

    Shot off target by Chapeau Pointu

    Chapeau Pointu enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

30. 12'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Dildo

    Dildo breaks down the left and crosses at full stretch. His cross is sliced and ends up in the back of the net! Joueur1 had already anticipated the cross!

31. 8'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Turlututu

    A driven cross from Dildo, the keeper misses his punch and Turlututu just has to tap it into the net.

32. 4'

    Like a true magician, Ours polaire skips past Dildo with a superb elastico. A piece of skill to be taught in every academy!

33. 2'

    Shot on target by Confiture

    Confiture puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Chapeau Pointu, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

34. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises to be evenly matched! Even our friend Paul the Octopus couldn't pick a winner.

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