1. 92'

   Full time!

   And that's it! EL GRANDE SAEC fought hard, but DickyDog were just too good today.

2. 91'

   Free kick by Gros Beignet Dodu

   A powerful free kick from Gros Beignet Dodu punched away by CatocheLeTitane.

3. 91'

   Hamzezette cuts inside to beat his marker, but Alex Tex Mex hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

4. 87'

   Save by Big clampin

   From midfield, Alex Tex Mex unleashes a superb strike, but Big clampin catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.

5. 85'

   Shot off target by Le G

   Le G crosses, Gros Flamby Mou attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

6. 84'

   Penalty converted by RemyLeBourrineur

   Goal! RemyLeBourrineur steps up and scores off the left post!

7. 84'

   Penalty to EL GRANDE SAEC

   Aaaaah! Penalty! A small foul, but a big consequence!

8. 84'

   Yellow card for Gros Beignet Dodu

   Yellow card! Yes, Gros Beignet Dodu cannot escape that one!

9. 83'

   What a horror tackle! Gros Beignet Dodu drives his studs into Alex Tex Mex's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

10. 80'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PA LA PR NIAISER

    A massive scramble in the box, PA LA PR NIAISER recovers the ball and crucifies Big clampin with a powerful strike!

11. 76'

    EL GRANDE SAEC is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for DickyDog.

12. 74'

    What a foul! As Gros Beignet Dodu was heading for goal, RemyLeBourrineur comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

13. 69'

    DickyDog fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

14. 63'

    Yellow card for Creamy Deluxe

    For that foul, Creamy Deluxe can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

15. 63'

    Creamy Deluxe manages to dribble past SambaCécile, who catches up. Creamy Deluxe slaps his opponent! Foul!

16. 58'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! HubHubHoura

    A fantastic goal from HubHubHoura! He sliced through the entire defense before slotting it past Big clampin. Splendid!

17. 54'

    Shot off target by Quoicoubaka

    Quoicoubaka enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

18. 51'

    Shot on target by Slip kangourou

    Nice cross from Quoicoubaka finds its target perfectly, great strike from Slip kangourou, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe EL GRANDE SAEC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

20. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 0 pour DickyDog.

21. 42'

    Quoicoubaka goes down injured

    Quoicoubaka is limping badly after that challenge; he should be cautious and get substituted.

22. 42'

    The tackle by PA LA PR NIAISER on Quoicoubaka is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

23. 40'

    Shot on target by Hamzezette

    Hamzezette passes to SquirtyBéranger, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

24. 37'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from Hamzizi to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to ARNAULDINHO immediately.

25. 35'

    VIKY MERCURY plays a through ball to PA LA PR NIAISER but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

26. 33'

    HubHubHoura is on the edge of offside as he receives a superb pass from Alex Tex Mex, but he was indeed offside...

27. 30'

    Goal for DickyDog! SquirtyBéranger

    A first-time cross from Gros Beignet Dodu to the penalty spot, where SquirtyBéranger rises above everyone to head it home.

28. 26'

    Goal for DickyDog! SquirtyBéranger

    GOAL! After beating LA UNICA OREJA, SquirtyBéranger curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

29. 20'

    DickyDog has possession but can't find a way through, as EL GRANDE SAEC is defending the pitch well.

30. 14'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hamzezette

    Hamzezette pulls off a stepover, catching the defense off-balance, which gives him space to unleash a majestic strike. The keeper couldn't do anything; he didn't even move.

31. 9'

    Free kick scored by Gros Beignet Dodu

    Yes! A superb free kick from Gros Beignet Dodu, his 25-meter strike finds the top right corner, what a goal!

32. 9'

    RemyLeBourrineur is late on Sup Naked, and tackles him; the referee whistles for a foul.

33. 4'

    Shot on target by PA LA PR NIAISER

    A long pass from PA LA PR NIAISER finds PierreLeVeaucer, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

34. 1'

    Tactical change — DickyDog

    DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

35. 0'

    Kick-off

    The twenty-two players are on the pitch, the referee checks his watch and blows the whistle to start the match.

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