1. 92'

   Full time!

   Hypopotamus fans can be proud, as their players gave everything to beat a valiant Zinzinus side.

2. 91'

   What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, Turbine à caca plays a through ball to Turlututu, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

3. 87'

   Goal for Hypopotamus! Turlututu

   A well-taken corner by Turbine à caca curls to the back post for the unmarked Turlututu, who calmly taps it home.

4. 86'

   Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil

   Joueur1 is poorly positioned! Fenouil seizes the moment and tries a 40-meter strike, it hits the back of the net! What a magnificent shot!

5. 83'

   Goal for Hypopotamus! Dildo

   Dildo receives a lovely pass from Confiture but with no options, he tries his luck from 25 yards out and finds the top corner. Magnificent!

6. 80'

   Free kick by Dildo

   Dangerous free kick centrally taken by Dildo, he shoots but the ball sails into the stands... What a pity.

7. 80'

   Joueur4 just tackled Chapeau Pointu with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

8. 74'

   Shot off target by Turbine à caca

   Turbine à caca recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

9. 71'

   In a duel with Joueur7, Turlututu goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

10. 68'

    Shot off target by Turlututu

    Turlututu hits a magnificent cross-field pass to Dildo, who controls the ball and shoots!! But the keeper, alert, lets it go wide.

11. 64'

    Shot off target by Turlututu

    Turlututu tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

12. 62'

    Free kick scored by Joueur8

    GOAL!!! The wall was well-positioned, but Joueur8 produced a world-class strike! The stadium is on its feet, the keeper is devastated!

13. 61'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Chapeau Pointu on Joueur5.

14. 60'

    Save by Joueur1

    Confiture tries to chip the keeper from 30 meters, but he sensed the danger and caught the ball.

15. 56'

    Joueur10 goes down injured

    Joueur10 is hurt after that challenge, he needs to come off!

16. 56'

    Joueur10 dribbles past two opponents, but Dildo decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

17. 54'

    Turlututu miscontrols the ball, allowing Joueur16 to calmly restart the play.

18. 51'

    Zinzinus are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting Hypopotamus has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

19. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

20. 45+1'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

21. 43'

    Shot off target by Dildo

    Splendid run from Dildo who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!

22. 39'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Chapeau Pointu

    Dildo cuts the ball back to Chapeau Pointu, who strikes it with power. The ball hits the crossbar before going in. Superb play!

23. 33'

    Shot off target by Turbine à caca

    Turbine à caca!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

24. 29'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Turlututu to Chapeau Pointu, who brings it down with his chest.

25. 28'

    Shot off target by Dildo

    Fenouil finds Dildo first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

26. 22'

    Sorbet citron slides into Joueur5 as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

27. 17'

    Fenouil looks for Turlututu in behind the defense, but Turlututu cannot control the ball properly.

28. 12'

    Goal for Zinzinus! Joueur6

    Joueur6 controls the ball perfectly, cuts inside, and beats Mathieu Legrand with a cross-shot! What a GOAL!

29. 10'

    Free kick by Dildo

    It is a free kick, Dildo curls it over the wall, but Joueur1 catches it easily.

30. 10'

    Joueur4 pushes Turlututu in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

31. 5'

    Joueur3 and Joueur5 play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

32. 1'

    Joueur10 passes to Joueur4, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

33. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for a match that promises plenty of surprises! This game will feature Hypopotamus against Zinzinus.

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