1. 90'

   Full time!

   A great win for Loche Witz over BMF FC; they had to work for it!

2. 88'

   Mobutu humiliates Frank Lucas with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

3. 84'

   Amin Dada starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from James St-Patrick, who commits a very bad foul.

4. 81'

   Tactical change — Loche Witz

   Loche Witz modifie sa stratégie.

5. 80'

   Tactical change — Loche Witz

   Loche Witz modifie sa stratégie.

6. 79'

   Substitution for Loche Witz

   Loche Witz effectue un remplacement. Adolf prend la place de Manu F.

7. 77'

   Big Meech's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Staline watches him and laughs.

8. 75'

   Goal for Loche Witz! Manu F

   What a goal! Mobutu pulls the ball back for Manu F, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

9. 73'

   Mobutu commits a deliberate obstruction on Tony Soprano. Watch out!

10. 68'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Mobutu

    A great pass from Staline to Mobutu, who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!

11. 64'

    Shot off target by Toto Riina

    Swerving cross from Walter White, Toto Riina tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

12. 62'

    Franklin Saint is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Staline.

13. 59'

    Goal for BMF FC! Stringer Bell

    A long through ball finds Stringer Bell, who outpaces Staline and slots it past the keeper!

14. 53'

    Manu F humiliates Frank Lucas with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

15. 51'

    Shot on target by Manu F

    Great work from Kadhafi on the right, Manu F hits a half-volley but it's no trouble for the keeper.

16. 46'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Kadhafi

    Staline plays a low corner to the near post for Kadhafi, who redirects it with his foot into the back of the net.

17. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

18. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

19. 39'

    Great link-up play between Fidèle Castro and Pinochet; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

20. 36'

    Shot off target by Walter White

    After a well-executed counterattack, Big Meech sends a long cross to Walter White, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

21. 35'

    Kadhafi pushes Stringer Bell in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

22. 31'

    Kadhafi just tackled Pablo Escobar with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

23. 25'

    Franklin Saint overhits the pass to Stringer Bell, and the ball goes out for a goal kick.

24. 24'

    Shot on target by Pablo Escobar

    Stringer Bell crosses for Pablo Escobar, who hits a beautiful volley, but the keeper makes an incredible fingertip save.

25. 21'

    Shot off target by Stringer Bell

    Superb curling shot from Stringer Bell that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

26. 17'

    Shot off target by Amin Dada

    With no options available, Amin Dada decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

27. 12'

    Shot off target by James St-Patrick

    James St-Patrick tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

28. 10'

    Pablo Escobar attempts a tough tackle on Amin Dada but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

29. 7'

    Goal for BMF FC! James St-Patrick

    James St-Patrick fires a shot, it deflects off a defender and ends up in the goal. The keeper was wrong-footed by his own defender. How unfortunate!

30. 1'

    Goal for Loche Witz! Oussama

    Staline leaves his marker for dead and plays a through ball to Oussama, who capitalizes on a mix-up between the defender and the keeper to score into an empty net! What a blunder!

31. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are off under a blazing sun; the players will have to give it their all.

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