1. 91'

   Full time!

   It is over, EL GRANDE SAEC and LE ROI KEBAB finish with a 2-2 draw in a tight match.

2. 89'

   Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

   KNAKI DURE crosses, STEPH SLIPENCUIR attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

3. 86'

   Yellow card for Hamzizi

   By constantly complaining to the referee, Hamzizi has achieved only one thing: getting himself booked.

4. 86'

   Following a nice piece of skill from PANTY SNIFFER, Hamzizi can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

5. 85'

   LE ROI KEBAB are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; EL GRANDE SAEC are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

6. 82'

   Shot off target by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

   With no options available, STEPH SLIPENCUIR decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

7. 79'

   Penalty missed by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

   STEPH SLIPENCUIR attempts a panenka and misses; the keeper isn't fooled and makes an easy save.

8. 79'

   Penalty to LE ROI KEBAB

   Undeniable foul in the box!... STEPH SLIPENCUIR steps up, places the ball on the spot, and takes a few steps back...

9. 79'

   Yellow card for RemyLeBourrineur

   By constantly complaining to the referee, RemyLeBourrineur has achieved only one thing: getting himself booked.

10. 78'

    RemyLeBourrineur stamps on BOUDIN CUIT, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

11. 75'

    LA UNICA OREJA leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to HubHubHoura who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

12. 69'

    Shot off target by KNAKI DURE

    PANTY SNIFFER is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for KNAKI DURE, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

13. 66'

    Shot on target by PierreLeVeaucer

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from PierreLeVeaucer. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

14. 61'

    Shot off target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    With no options available, GROS GROS PIGNOUF decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

15. 60'

    Counter-attack led by LA UNICA OREJA, a great opportunity, he passes to RemyLeBourrineur open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

16. 57'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! CAPTAIN CROTTE

    PANTY SNIFFER delivers a beautiful cross to CAPTAIN CROTTE, who scores a fine header.

17. 52'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! Alex Tex Mex

    PA LA PR NIAISER pulls the corner back for Alex Tex Mex, who strikes it with power. A deflection off a defender sends it into the net!

18. 49'

    PANTY SNIFFER miscontrols the ball, allowing RemyLeBourrineur to calmly restart the play.

19. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

20. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

21. 42'

    Following a nice piece of skill from PierreLeVeaucer, PROUT PISTOL can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

22. 41'

    Yellow card for VIKY MERCURY

    VIKY MERCURY picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

23. 41'

    VIKY MERCURY leans on BOUDIN CRU in an aerial duel and is penalized.

24. 39'

    Hamzizi cannot stop CAPTAIN CROTTE, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

25. 38'

    An excellent through ball from KNAKI MOLLE to CAPTAIN CROTTE! He bears down on the keeper and it's a goooal!!! Oh no! The flag is up, it's offside.

26. 37'

    Shot off target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

    CAPTAIN CROTTE unleashes a massive strike from that PANTY SNIFFER pass, but it sails straight into the stands. At least it will make one fan happy!

27. 31'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    Watch out, STEPH SLIPENCUIR steps up, oh it's over, just shaving the frame! CatocheLeTitane didn't even move!

28. 30'

    In a duel with Alex Tex Mex, BOUDIN CRU goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

29. 29'

    POOP CATAPULT thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined ARNAULDINHO.

30. 27'

    We are witnessing some great football! BOUDIN CRU and BOUDIN CUIT are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

31. 26'

    LE ROI KEBAB has been playing some attractive football lately, while EL GRANDE SAEC is chasing the ball.

32. 24'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    GOAL FOR GROS GROS PIGNOUF!!!!! From the initial ball, POOP CATAPULT slips it to GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who fires a 35-yard rocket into the top corner.

33. 21'

    Save by CatocheLeTitane

    PROUT PISTOL fires a great shot on goal, but CatocheLeTitane saves it without much trouble.

34. 16'

    Shot off target by PROUT PISTOL

    PROUT PISTOL has a bit of space. He moves forward and shoots from 30 meters. Way wide. Too bad!

35. 12'

    SambaCécile dribbles past two opponents, but PANTY SNIFFER decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

36. 10'

    Yellow card for LA UNICA OREJA

    For that foul, LA UNICA OREJA can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

37. 10'

    LA UNICA OREJA is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on PANTY SNIFFER.

38. 7'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PA LA PR NIAISER

    Stepover from PA LA PR NIAISER, leaving CAPTAIN CROTTE behind. He curls the ball into the top corner! A magnificent goal!

39. 2'

    Nice pass from LA UNICA OREJA to RemyLeBourrineur, but unfortunately he zigged while RemyLeBourrineur zagged.

40. 0'

    Kick-off

    A top-of-the-table clash between EL GRANDE SAEC and LE ROI KEBAB. Let the match begin!

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