1. 91'

   Full time!

   The final whistle blows on a convincing win for Hypopotamus against a disappointing Zinzinus.

2. 89'

   In a duel with Turbine à caca, Joueur6 goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

3. 86'

   Shot on target by Fenouil

   Dildo plays a through ball for Fenouil, who hits it first time. The keeper is caught by surprise and can only punch the ball away.

4. 84'

   Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil

   Goal! After a brilliant one-two between Fenouil and Dildo, Fenouil attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from Fenouil!

5. 81'

   Zinzinus and Hypopotamus seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

6. 75'

   Shot on target by Joueur14

   Joueur14 beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!

7. 72'

   Zinzinus is calmly moving the ball around while Hypopotamus sits deep. This is all very boring!

8. 67'

   Shot on target by Turbine à caca

   Magnificent 30-meter strike from Turbine à caca. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

9. 64'

   Counter-attack led by Joueur4, a great opportunity, he passes to Joueur6 open on the wing, but it's just out of reach and goes out for a throw-in.

10. 60'

    Penalty converted by Dildo

    Dildo shoots, a magnificent save from Joueur1, but the ball falls to Dildo who scores from point-blank range!!

11. 60'

    Penalty to Hypopotamus

    Is that foul inside the box? Yes, the referee points to the penalty spot, Dildo places the ball and gives it a kiss.

12. 60'

    Joueur5 pushes Turbine à caca in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

13. 58'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Bastien Martinez

    What an exceptional goal! Bastien Martinez takes a shot from the center circle and Joueur1 can only watch it go in.

14. 55'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Turbine à caca

    Bastien Martinez picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to Turbine à caca, who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

15. 51'

    Shot on target by Confiture

    Confiture's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

16. 50'

    What a foul! As Joueur6 was heading for goal, Turbine à caca comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

17. 48'

    Shot off target by Turlututu

    Great solo effort from Turlututu, cutting inside from the left and firing a powerful shot into the side netting!

18. 46'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Panpan cucul

    What a textbook goal! After some superb triangle passing, Fenouil sets up Panpan cucul perfectly, who beats the keeper with a left-footed strike from the edge of the box!!

19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Zinzinus va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Hypopotamus.

21. 40'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Panpan cucul

    Following a great counter-attack, Confiture breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Panpan cucul is there to finish. A textbook goal!

22. 38'

    Save by Joueur1

    Cut-back to the edge of the box, Bastien Martinez strikes it with power and a superb save from Joueur1, what a keeper!!

23. 33'

    Joueur7 commits a heavy foul, tackling Dodu from behind with both feet off the ground.

24. 27'

    A surging run from Dodu looking for a one-two with Panpan cucul, but the latter is blocked.

25. 22'

    Confiture and Panpan cucul play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

26. 19'

    Shot off target by Turlututu

    Turlututu recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

27. 17'

    Dodu and Turbine à caca are stringing passes together beautifully.

28. 12'

    Shot on target by Confiture

    That was close! Confiture dances past three defenders before firing a shot that the keeper palms away, unable to hold on.

29. 8'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil

    Textbook play! Turbine à caca delivers a pinpoint cross to the feet of Fenouil, who slams the ball into the net with a stunning volley!

30. 4'

    Shot off target by Fenouil

    Fenouil tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

31. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for 90 minutes in the pouring rain. The players will have to dig deep to impose their game.

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