1. 91'

   Full time!

   Hypopotamus players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over Zinzinus.

2. 89'

   Ours polaire stamps on Fenouil, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

3. 86'

   Zinzinus is dropping back as Hypopotamus looks increasingly dangerous.

4. 83'

   Shot off target by Panpan cucul

   Header from Panpan cucul!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

5. 80'

   Free kick by Dildo

   Dildo slips as he strikes the ball, sending it flying into the stands.

6. 79'

   Joueur7 is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Panpan cucul's shoulders during an aerial duel!

7. 75'

   A dangerous cross from Panpan cucul is easily dealt with by Joueur6, who clears with a header.

8. 74'

   Goal for Hypopotamus! Bastien Martinez

   Turlututu surges down the right and whips in a cross, Bastien Martinez gets a toe to it and finds the net. GOAL!

9. 72'

   Ours polaire slides into Base virale GPS as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

10. 70'

    Shot off target by Bastien Martinez

    Bastien Martinez lets fly from 25 meters! Ohhhh, that was close.

11. 67'

    Goal for Hypopotamus! Fenouil

    Fenouil powers home a header from Turbine à caca's corner, leaving the keeper just watching the ball hit the back of the net.

12. 62'

    Shot off target by Joueur10

    A real masterclass from Joueur10, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Joueur8, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

13. 59'

    Shot on target by Turbine à caca

    A shot from Turbine à caca following a pass by Dildo, but it is saved by the keeper.

14. 53'

    Joueur3 just tackled Dodu with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

15. 47'

    Save by Joueur1

    The powerful 20-meter strike from Turlututu is punched away by Joueur1.

16. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

17. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

18. 41'

    Hypopotamus is calmly moving the ball around while Zinzinus sits deep. This is all very boring!

19. 36'

    Joueur7 pushes Dildo in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

20. 31'

    Dildo tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Joueur3, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

21. 27'

    Shot on target by Fenouil

    A shot from Fenouil following a pass by Confiture, but it is saved by the keeper.

22. 25'

    Base virale GPS beats two players with a roulette. Ours polaire tackles him cleanly, great recovery.

23. 20'

    Base virale GPS weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Turbine à caca, but a defender gets there first.

24. 16'

    Red card for Joueur16

    Red card for Joueur16, who has to leave his teammates!

25. 16'

    Joueur16 is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Confiture.

26. 14'

    Shot on target by Turbine à caca

    Panpan cucul dinks the ball over the defense, Turbine à caca hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

27. 11'

    Turlututu dribbles past two opponents, but Joueur10 decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

28. 10'

    Shot off target by Panpan cucul

    Header from Panpan cucul!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

29. 4'

    Hypopotamus is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the Zinzinus players.

30. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off! Both teams are desperate for the win. We should be in for a great match!

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