Cup

Full time

RedBlack Lightning

1-0

HT: 1 - 0
Poulpe

Key moments

  1. 75'

    Yellow card for Cixo

    Cixo gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.

  2. 20'

    Goal for RedBlack Lightning! LUDOVIC

    LUDOVIC scuffs his shot but quickly recovers to lob EL KRAKEN, who had already gone to ground. A comical goal!

In a display of football that could best be described as a "gentle nap interrupted by occasional panic," RedBlack Lightning managed to secure a 1-0 victory over Poulpe. The game began with all the intensity of a lukewarm cup of tea, as Poulpe spent the first few minutes firing shots into the stratosphere, clearly mistaking the goalpost for a distant planet. RedBlack Lightning, meanwhile, seemed to be playing a high-stakes game of keep-away with their own ambition until the 20th minute, when they finally decided to grace the scoreboard with a goal, effectively ending the match as a contest of skill and beginning it as a test of our patience. ⚽

The second half was a masterclass in frustration, particularly for Poulpe, who seemingly attempted to win the game by hitting every part of the stadium except the back of the net. With four shots off-target and a tactical approach that appeared to be "run around and hope for a miracle," they proved that having eight tentacles doesn't necessarily grant you the ability to aim. RedBlack Lightning, content with their solitary goal, transitioned into a defensive shell, punctuated only by a yellow card at the 75th minute that served as the most exciting defensive contribution of the entire afternoon.

By the time the final whistle blew, the stats told a story of sheer inefficiency: RedBlack Lightning finished with a mere three shots on target, while Poulpe managed to commit four fouls, likely out of sheer desperation to stop the clock on their own misery. It wasn't pretty, it wasn't clinical, and it certainly won't be remembered for its tactical brilliance, but RedBlack Lightning walks away with the win while Poulpe is left to wonder if they should trade their cleats for target practice. A truly forgettable classic for the ages. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 05/11/2026 18:45

Suker Stadium (RedBlack Lightning)

65304 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

AYTHEM
430 pts
31 yrs
JORGE
375 pts
29 yrs
Puco
385 pts
25 yrs
Cixo
383 pts
23 yrs
JOEL
386 pts
28 yrs
HACENE
381 pts
28 yrs
RENE
373 pts
30 yrs
LUDOVIC
371 pts
30 yrs
AMAURY
373 pts
32 yrs
FLAVIEN
372 pts
32 yrs
TYMEO
380 pts
30 yrs
EL KRAKEN
296 pts
26 yrs
TOM HANKI...
285 pts
25 yrs
BRAD BITE
292 pts
27 yrs
AL PACHIBRO
277 pts
25 yrs
GEORGE TR...
302 pts
25 yrs
BARBOSSA ...
303 pts
26 yrs
GANDALF E...
310 pts
22 yrs
SIRIUS CRACK
303 pts
25 yrs
Fusil a m...
301 pts
24 yrs
BITURBO V12
302 pts
24 yrs
BABOUIN F...
235 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    It is all over! What a match! Ending in a win for RedBlack Lightning over Poulpe!

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by BABOUIN FURTIF

    BABOUIN FURTIF sends a long ball to GEORGE TROUDNEY, who controls it in the box. With his back to goal, he pulls off a fantastic flick, but it is too weak to trouble the keeper.

  3. 85'

    AL PACHIBRO and BRAD BITE are stringing passes together beautifully.

  4. 82'

    Down the left flank, JORGE plays it through to HACENE, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  5. 78'

    After an aerial duel, BARBOSSA EN PIWI delivers a violent elbow to the face of JORGE, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  6. 75'

    Yellow card for Cixo

    Cixo gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.

  7. 75'

    Cixo leans on AL PACHIBRO in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  8. 71'

    RedBlack Lightning is playing the ball around at the back, forcing Poulpe's defensive block to push up.

  9. 68'

    Poulpe is barely seeing the ball as RedBlack Lightning dominates possession with some fine play, much to the delight of the RedBlack Lightning fans, who have started a Mexican wave.

  10. 64'

    BRAD BITE and HACENE are battling for the ball, and BRAD BITE delivers a violent shoulder charge to HACENE, who goes down. It is a foul.

  11. 61'

    Poulpe and RedBlack Lightning seem to be cancelling each other out. The midfield battle is fierce, but neither side can find the opening to make the difference!

  12. 57'

    Shot on target by AMAURY

    AMAURY passes to FLAVIEN, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  13. 55'

    BABOUIN FURTIF dribbles past two opponents, but TYMEO decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  14. 50'

    RENE dribbles past GANDALF EN TMAX with a magnificent nutmeg. GANDALF EN TMAX seems annoyed, so he tackles RENE from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  15. 49'

    Shot off target by BABOUIN FURTIF

    Nice one-two between BABOUIN FURTIF and GANDALF EN TMAX... BABOUIN FURTIF tries his luck but completely shanks it.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Poulpe va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  17. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour RedBlack Lightning.

  18. 40'

    Big chance for JORGE, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of GEORGE TROUDNEY. What a shame!

  19. 36'

    Save by AYTHEM

    That helps a keeper! AYTHEM wins his duel against Fusil a mushroom, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  20. 33'

    JOEL humiliates BRAD BITE with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  21. 30'

    Shot off target by GANDALF EN TMAX

    GANDALF EN TMAX tries his luck from distance, his swerving strike smashes against the post. What a shame!

  22. 26'

    Shot on target by GANDALF EN TMAX

    GANDALF EN TMAX beats his man with a brilliant roulette, shoots immediately, but his effort is saved by the keeper's foot. What a fantastic play!!!

  23. 24'

    Poulpe's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—RedBlack Lightning could capitalize on that.

  24. 20'

    Goal for RedBlack Lightning! LUDOVIC

    LUDOVIC scuffs his shot but quickly recovers to lob EL KRAKEN, who had already gone to ground. A comical goal!

  25. 18'

    Free kick by TYMEO

    A powerful free kick from TYMEO punched away by EL KRAKEN.

  26. 17'

    FLAVIEN dribbles past two opponents, but BRAD BITE decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

  27. 14'

    Shot off target by HACENE

    HACENE tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

  28. 8'

    JOEL goes down in the box, but the referee tells him to get up. AL PACHIBRO wins the ball and starts a counter-attack.

  29. 5'

    BITURBO V12 wins the ball in midfield and plays it to GEORGE TROUDNEY, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  30. 4'

    Puco and TOM HANKIKETTE are battling for the ball, and Puco delivers a violent shoulder charge to TOM HANKIKETTE, who goes down. It is a foul.

  31. 2'

    Shot off target by BABOUIN FURTIF

    BABOUIN FURTIF recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this big match between RedBlack Lightning and Poulpe. It promises to be a tense affair given the rivalry between these two teams.

Key stats

RedBlack Lightning Poulpe
47% Possession 53%
1 Goals 0
3 Shots on target 2
1 Shots off target 4
3 Fouls 4
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • LUDOVIC 20'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 75'

Midfield

  • 20'

Attack

Substitutes

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Midfield

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