Cup

Full time

Key moments

  1. 81'

    Goal for FC Cleveland! Brandon Miller

    What a goal! LaMelo Ball pulls the ball back for Brandon Miller, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  2. 74'

    Penalty converted by Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson fires it home into the top corner past Kevin Love, who actually guessed the right way.

  3. 60'

    Yellow card for Evan Mobley

    The referee takes his time before showing only a yellow to Evan Mobley; he gets away with one there.

  4. 57'

    Goal for Masci United! Jesus de Nazareth

    Following a great counter-attack, Paul Tellier breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Jesus de Nazareth is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  5. 40'

    Free kick scored by LaMelo Ball

    GOAL! Goal for LaMelo Ball! The ball goes just over the wall, clips the crossbar, and finds the back of the net. Vincent Pourchot can do absolutely nothing!

  6. 39'

    Yellow card for Monsieur Propre

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for Monsieur Propre and it's deserved.

  7. 37'

    Goal for FC Cleveland! Kyrie Irving

    What a goal! Kyrie Irving meets Brandon Miller's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  8. 36'

    Goal for FC Cleveland! Darius Garland

    Goal! Darius Garland nutmegs Camille Chafer and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  9. 28'

    Goal for FC Cleveland! LaMelo Ball

    Kyrie Irving accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. LaMelo Ball arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  10. 22'

    Free kick scored by Lil Masci

    Lil Masci takes the free kick directly! It finds the bottom corner, a magnificent strike!

What a spectacular display of absolute defensive incompetence we witnessed today as Masci United invited FC Cleveland to a shooting gallery masquerading as a football match. The first half was a total nightmare for the home side, highlighted by a frantic three-minute window where FC Cleveland decided that scoring goals was easier than breathing, netting three times before Masci United could even figure out which way they were supposed to be running. By the time the referee flashed a yellow card at Masci United in the 39th minute, the game was already effectively over, buried under the weight of a clinical masterclass from the visitors. ⚽

To their credit, Masci United managed to salvage a shred of dignity in the second half, clawing back a few goals—including a penalty—but it felt like trying to put out a forest fire with a water pistol. While the home team only managed 4 shots on target all night, FC Cleveland treated the opposing goal like a magnet, unleashing 12 shots on target and proving that their offensive unit is currently lightyears ahead of the amateur hour happening in the Masci United penalty area. Even a yellow card for FC Cleveland in the 60th minute couldn't stop their relentless momentum.

In the end, FC Cleveland walked away with a well-deserved 3-5 victory, leaving the Masci United faithful to wonder if their team had actually bothered to show up for the first hour of play. It was a chaotic, high-scoring affair that exposed the tactical void at the heart of the home defense. If Masci United hopes to win anything this season, they might want to consider hiring defenders who don't treat the ball like a live grenade. A truly embarrassing performance for the hosts, but a glorious day out for the traveling fans. 🔥

Match details

On 27/10/2026 20:45

La Mascite (Masci United)

14665 spectators

No extra time

Vincent P...
220 pts
29 yrs
Camille C...
226 pts
30 yrs
Spongebob
223 pts
31 yrs
Monsieur ...
226 pts
21 yrs
Alexandre...
223 pts
30 yrs
Paul Tellier
237 pts
25 yrs
Jesus de ...
229 pts
28 yrs
Danhausen
230 pts
31 yrs
Michael J...
235 pts
20 yrs
Lil Masci
229 pts
18 yrs
Oba Femi
236 pts
29 yrs
Kevin Love
406 pts
19 yrs
Stephon C...
400 pts
27 yrs
Moussa Di...
407 pts
23 yrs
Jarrett A...
406 pts
23 yrs
Evan Mobley
401 pts
26 yrs
Kyrie Irving
409 pts
24 yrs
Kon Knueppel
362 pts
29 yrs
Darius Ga...
408 pts
24 yrs
Brandon M...
360 pts
28 yrs
Sam Merrill
167 pts
24 yrs
LaMelo Ball
406 pts
20 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    And that's the end of the match with a victory for FC Cleveland, who have just beaten Masci United.

  2. 88'

    A run down the right from Darius Garland, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Michael Jackson. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  3. 86'

    Shot off target by Kyrie Irving

    Kyrie Irving is through on goal after a superb pass from Brandon Miller, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

  4. 84'

    Save by Vincent Pourchot

    That helps a keeper! Vincent Pourchot wins his duel against Sam Merrill, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  5. 81'

    Goal for FC Cleveland! Brandon Miller

    What a goal! LaMelo Ball pulls the ball back for Brandon Miller, who fires a missile that the keeper can only watch sail past!

  6. 75'

    Save by Vincent Pourchot

    That helps a keeper! Vincent Pourchot wins his duel against Sam Merrill, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  7. 74'

    Penalty converted by Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson fires it home into the top corner past Kevin Love, who actually guessed the right way.

  8. 74'

    Penalty to Masci United

    The referee points to the penalty spot, despite the crowd's jeers. Michael Jackson is getting ready to take it.

  9. 73'

    Kevin Love stamps on Monsieur Propre, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  10. 70'

    Danhausen and Lil Masci play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  11. 65'

    Save by Vincent Pourchot

    A powerful strike from forty meters out by Kyrie Irving, but it goes straight into the arms of Vincent Pourchot.

  12. 64'

    Free kick by LaMelo Ball

    LaMelo Ball steps up to take the free kick but his standing foot slips as he strikes it. The ball hits the wall.

  13. 63'

    Michael Jackson is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Evan Mobley's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  14. 60'

    Yellow card for Evan Mobley

    The referee takes his time before showing only a yellow to Evan Mobley; he gets away with one there.

  15. 60'

    Evan Mobley makes no attempt to play the ball there! Monsieur Propre is on the ground. It is a foul.

  16. 57'

    Goal for Masci United! Jesus de Nazareth

    Following a great counter-attack, Paul Tellier breaks free down the left. He crosses to the near post, where Jesus de Nazareth is there to finish. A textbook goal!

  17. 51'

    Save by Kevin Love

    That helps a keeper! Kevin Love wins his duel against Lil Masci, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Masci United va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 1 pour FC Cleveland.

  20. 43'

    Masci United is dropping back as FC Cleveland looks increasingly dangerous.

  21. 40'

    Free kick scored by LaMelo Ball

    GOAL! Goal for LaMelo Ball! The ball goes just over the wall, clips the crossbar, and finds the back of the net. Vincent Pourchot can do absolutely nothing!

  22. 39'

    Yellow card for Monsieur Propre

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for Monsieur Propre and it's deserved.

  23. 39'

    Monsieur Propre leans on Sam Merrill in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  24. 37'

    Goal for FC Cleveland! Kyrie Irving

    What a goal! Kyrie Irving meets Brandon Miller's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  25. 36'

    Goal for FC Cleveland! Darius Garland

    Goal! Darius Garland nutmegs Camille Chafer and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  26. 30'

    Shot off target by Kyrie Irving

    Kyrie Irving tries his luck, but the ball is way over the bar! I keep telling you, he should be playing rugby!!!

  27. 28'

    Goal for FC Cleveland! LaMelo Ball

    Kyrie Irving accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. LaMelo Ball arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  28. 27'

    Shot on target by LaMelo Ball

    LaMelo Ball breaks down the flank, cuts inside with a nice move, and crosses. Brandon Miller powers a header straight into the keeper's gloves. A pity.

  29. 22'

    Free kick scored by Lil Masci

    Lil Masci takes the free kick directly! It finds the bottom corner, a magnificent strike!

  30. 22'

    Stephon Castle is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Spongebob's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  31. 17'

    A run down the right from Kon Knueppel, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by Michael Jackson. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  32. 12'

    Shot off target by Brandon Miller

    Brandon Miller lays it back to Sam Merrill, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

  33. 8'

    Shot on target by Kyrie Irving

    Kyrie Irving's shot is scuffed! No problem for the keeper.

  34. 5'

    Shot off target by LaMelo Ball

    Looking sharp tonight, LaMelo Ball tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  35. 1'

    Save by Vincent Pourchot

    Kon Knueppel is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Vincent Pourchot could play until he is 90.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are underway between Masci United and FC Cleveland!!! Masci United kicks off the match...

Key stats

Masci United FC Cleveland
30% Possession 70%
3 Goals 5
4 Shots on target 12
0 Shots off target 4
2 Fouls 3
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Michael Jackson 74'
  • Jesus de Nazareth 57' Paul Tellier
  • Lil Masci 22'

Scorers

  • Brandon Miller 81' LaMelo Ball
  • LaMelo Ball 40'
  • Kyrie Irving 37' Brandon Miller
  • Darius Garland 36'
  • LaMelo Ball 28' Kyrie Irving

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 39'

Midfield

  • 57'
  • 57'

Attack

  • 74'(Pen)
  • 22'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 60'

Midfield

  • 37'28'
  • 36'

Attack

  • 81'37'
  • 40'28'81'

Substitutes

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