Cup

Full time

Key moments

  1. 88'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Bity

    Magnificent play by Bity, who dribbles past one opponent, avoids a tackle from another, and finds himself one-on-one with Mandanda. He beats him with an inside-of-the-boot finish into the net!

  2. 76'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Pablo Escobar

    Bity spots Pablo Escobar's run and dinks the ball through; Pablo Escobar chests it down and fires a cross-shot! It is a goal!

  3. 67'

    Substitution for FC Rennes

    FC Rennes effectue un remplacement. Wiltord prend la place de M Vila.

  4. 67'

    Substitution for FC Rennes

    FC Rennes effectue un remplacement. Raphinha prend la place de Camavinga.

  5. 52'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Pedri

    Goal! Pedri nutmegs Jacquet and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  6. 42'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Greenwood

    Pablo Escobar clears it long, Greenwood uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.

  7. 34'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Marius Roy

    Following a solo run down the right flank, Greenwood draws the keeper out before squaring to Marius Roy at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  8. 31'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! J. Gvardiol

    A powerful strike from J. Gvardiol that is unfortunately deflected by Jacquet, beating his own keeper.

  9. 23'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Pedri

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Pedri pulls off a stepover, beats Traoré, and shoots. Unstoppable!

What we witnessed tonight wasn’t a football match; it was a clinical execution performed by FCQuenelle, who decided that FC Rennes were merely training cones with jerseys. From the opening whistle, FCQuenelle swarmed the pitch with an offensive intensity that made their opponents look like they were playing in slow motion. By the time the dust settled, the scoreboard showed a humiliating 7-0, a scoreline so brutal that the FC Rennes players might consider changing their names and moving to a remote island to escape the shame. ⚽

The statistics paint a portrait of pure carnage: FCQuenelle fired off 11 shots on target, while FC Rennes barely managed to locate the goal once in ninety minutes of misery. The visitors were so overwhelmed that their only notable contribution to the game was committing three clumsy fouls, desperately trying to stop the bleeding. Meanwhile, FCQuenelle was passing the ball around like they were at a Sunday picnic, effortlessly racking up goals in the 23rd, 31st, 34th, 42nd, 52nd, 76th, and 88th minutes. It was less of a tactical masterclass and more of a public service announcement on how not to defend a football pitch.

Poor FC Rennes looked like they were begging for the final whistle long before the second half even started. Even when FCQuenelle committed a rare foul in the 50th minute, FC Rennes couldn't even muster the dignity to convert the resulting free kick. As the final goal hit the back of the net in the 88th minute, one had to feel a strange mix of pity and awe. FCQuenelle is officially on fire, and frankly, if you are their next opponent, I suggest you simply stay home and call in sick. 💀

Match details

On 06/10/2026 08:45

Stadium du looser (FCQuenelle)

51465 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

Sainte-Maure
334 pts
20 yrs
Jaipatouché
301 pts
28 yrs
Fabien Pi...
293 pts
24 yrs
Antonino ...
307 pts
28 yrs
J. Gvardiol
303 pts
26 yrs
Greenwood
254 pts
25 yrs
R.Gravenb...
316 pts
27 yrs
Pedri
250 pts
28 yrs
Bity
242 pts
18 yrs
Marius Roy
252 pts
24 yrs
Pablo Esc...
342 pts
23 yrs
Mandanda
126 pts
19 yrs
Aguerd
134 pts
20 yrs
Silvestre
130 pts
25 yrs
Doué
130 pts
20 yrs
Jacquet
120 pts
23 yrs
Traoré
136 pts
20 yrs
Raphinha
123 pts
24 yrs
Gourcuff
132 pts
20 yrs
Wiltord
124 pts
20 yrs
Truffert
133 pts
23 yrs
Grumellon
159 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    The referee blows the whistle, that is the end of the match! FC Rennes falls to an in-form FCQuenelle!

  2. 88'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Bity

    Magnificent play by Bity, who dribbles past one opponent, avoids a tackle from another, and finds himself one-on-one with Mandanda. He beats him with an inside-of-the-boot finish into the net!

  3. 86'

    Raphinha is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on J. Gvardiol's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  4. 84'

    J. Gvardiol bursts down the right wing and tries to cut it back for Antonino Gallo, but it goes straight to a defender who clears it. A missed opportunity.

  5. 80'

    Tactical change — FC Rennes

    FC Rennes modifie sa stratégie.

  6. 76'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Pablo Escobar

    Bity spots Pablo Escobar's run and dinks the ball through; Pablo Escobar chests it down and fires a cross-shot! It is a goal!

  7. 75'

    Tactical change — FC Rennes

    FC Rennes modifie sa stratégie.

  8. 72'

    Marius Roy finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Fabien Pitaine, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  9. 68'

    Shot off target by Pedri

    After a scramble, Greenwood lays it back to Pedri who shoots wide. What a shame!

  10. 67'

    Substitution for FC Rennes

    FC Rennes effectue un remplacement. Wiltord prend la place de M Vila.

  11. 67'

    Substitution for FC Rennes

    FC Rennes effectue un remplacement. Raphinha prend la place de Camavinga.

  12. 62'

    Save by Mandanda

    The powerful 20-meter strike from Marius Roy is punched away by Mandanda.

  13. 59'

    R.Gravenberch hesitates too long in the box and loses the ball following a challenge from Aguerd.

  14. 54'

    FCQuenelle is currently dominating in midfield, pushing FC Rennes back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  15. 52'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Pedri

    Goal! Pedri nutmegs Jacquet and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

  16. 50'

    Free kick by Gourcuff

    It is a free kick, Gourcuff curls it over the wall, but Sainte-Maure catches it easily.

  17. 50'

    Pablo Escobar gets dribbled past by Silvestre and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  18. 46'

    Shot on target by Pablo Escobar

    From a cross on the right, Bity squares it to Pablo Escobar inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

  19. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Rennes va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  20. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 4 buts à 0 pour FCQuenelle.

  21. 42'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Greenwood

    Pablo Escobar clears it long, Greenwood uses his pace to beat his marker and is one-on-one with the keeper; he dummies the shot and taps it into an empty net.

  22. 39'

    Shot off target by Marius Roy

    A real masterclass from Marius Roy, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Pablo Escobar, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  23. 35'

    Shot off target by Pablo Escobar

    Pablo Escobar waits for an option, but none comes, so he goes for it and shoots! Way over the bar.

  24. 34'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Marius Roy

    Following a solo run down the right flank, Greenwood draws the keeper out before squaring to Marius Roy at the back post, who slots it into the empty net.

  25. 31'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! J. Gvardiol

    A powerful strike from J. Gvardiol that is unfortunately deflected by Jacquet, beating his own keeper.

  26. 27'

    FCQuenelle is passing the ball around, with FC Rennes trying to win it back.

  27. 25'

    Save by Mandanda

    R.Gravenberch tries a shot from 30 meters out, but Mandanda pushes the ball onto the right post.

  28. 23'

    Goal for FCQuenelle! Pedri

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, Pedri pulls off a stepover, beats Traoré, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  29. 18'

    Shot off target by Pablo Escobar

    Pablo Escobar tries his luck from way out. A half-hearted strike that ends up at least fifteen meters wide of the goal.

  30. 16'

    Aguerd catches R.Gravenberch's ankle with that tackle; he needs to be careful. The referee blows for a foul.

  31. 14'

    Greenwood dribbles past Grumellon with a magnificent nutmeg. Grumellon seems annoyed, so he tackles Greenwood from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  32. 9'

    Shot on target by Bity

    Bity approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and Greenwood fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

  33. 8'

    Gourcuff and M Vila are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

  34. 6'

    Grumellon runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Jaipatouché.

  35. 3'

    Pablo Escobar tries to nutmeg Traoré, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The fans are singing as FCQuenelle kicks off. Here we go!

Key stats

FCQuenelle FC Rennes
72% Possession 28%
7 Goals 0
11 Shots on target 1
4 Shots off target 0
1 Fouls 3
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Bity 88'
  • Pablo Escobar 76' Bity
  • Pedri 52'
  • Greenwood 42' Pablo Escobar
  • Marius Roy 34' Greenwood
  • J. Gvardiol 31'
  • Pedri 23'

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 31'

Midfield

  • 42'34'
  • 52'23'

Attack

  • 88'76'
  • 34'
  • 76'42'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 67'

Attack

  • 67'

Substitutes

  • 67'
  • 67'

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