Cup

Full time

FC Rumes-LG C

7-0

HT: 2 - 0
EMPEREUR KEBAB

Key moments

  1. 89'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Jessica Alba

    Margot Robbie accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Jessica Alba arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  2. 82'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Margot Robbie

    A powerful strike from Margot Robbie that is unfortunately deflected by BOUDIN CRU, beating his own keeper.

  3. 78'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Margot Robbie

    From a cross by Zendaya that the defense fails to clear, Margot Robbie controls perfectly on his chest and fires a half-volley from the edge of the box to crucify the keeper!!

  4. 67'

    Substitution for EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. BROUETTE DE CACA prend la place de ÉNORME BLAIREAU.

  5. 65'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Angelina Jolie

    Angelina Jolie!!! What a strike from 25 meters out, right into the top corner past PACO RABAT!

  6. 51'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Emma Stone

    A first-time cross from Zendaya to the penalty spot, where Emma Stone rises above everyone to head it home.

  7. 29'

    Substitution for EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. ÉNORME BLAIREAU prend la place de PROUT PISTOL.

  8. 27'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Zendaya

    The players are moving the ball well, Zendaya loses CAPTAIN CROTTE to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  9. 3'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Emma Stone

    A beautiful ball over the top from Margot Robbie finds Emma Stone. He shakes off his marker and beats the keeper from a tight angle.

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a total gastronomic annihilation. FC Rumes-LG C stepped onto the pitch with the hunger of a thousand wolves, while EMPEREUR KEBAB looked like they had been left out in the sun far too long. The slaughter began as early as the 3rd minute, and by the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read a humiliating 7-0. With 10 shots on target compared to the visitors' lonely single attempt, it is safe to say that EMPEREUR KEBAB was served up on a silver platter, cold and completely unseasoned. ⚽

The stats tell a tale of absolute dominance. While FC Rumes-LG C peppered the goal incessantly, EMPEREUR KEBAB spent most of the afternoon chasing shadows and committing clumsy fouls—their lone contribution to the match statistics being a solitary, pathetic foul in the 10th minute and a wasted free kick in the 72nd. Even when FC Rumes-LG C conceded a rare foul in the 72nd minute, the opposition couldn't even find the dignity to put their free kick on target. It was a masterclass in efficiency from the home side, who turned every offensive surge into a defensive nightmare for their opponents.

The second half was particularly brutal, as FC Rumes-LG C scored four more times to turn a rout into a full-blown public execution. By the 89th minute, the players of EMPEREUR KEBAB looked like they were begging the referee to end their suffering. This wasn't just a loss; it was a complete identity crisis for the visitors. If this is how they intend to represent their namesake, they might want to consider closing up shop and retiring the apron for good. A truly spicy result for the history books! 💀

Head-to-head

Match details

On 29/09/2026 09:45

Neutral ground

69650 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

Denise Ri...
349 pts
23 yrs
Natalie P...
326 pts
23 yrs
Mila Kunis
329 pts
23 yrs
Cameron Diaz
345 pts
20 yrs
Monica Be...
328 pts
24 yrs
Jessica Alba
328 pts
24 yrs
Angelina ...
327 pts
21 yrs
Zendaya
327 pts
24 yrs
Emma Stone
328 pts
23 yrs
Margot Ro...
327 pts
25 yrs
ScarlettJ...
327 pts
24 yrs
PACO RABAT
283 pts
24 yrs
KNAKI MOLLE
310 pts
22 yrs
BOUDIN CRU
293 pts
23 yrs
BOUDIN CUIT
301 pts
26 yrs
KNAKI DURE
310 pts
24 yrs
CAPTAIN C...
310 pts
30 yrs
PANTY SNI...
326 pts
24 yrs
STEPH SLI...
323 pts
27 yrs
POOP CATA...
310 pts
22 yrs
BROUETTE ...
261 pts
22 yrs
GROS GROS...
303 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    FC Rumes-LG C wins after a great match. EMPEREUR KEBAB did not deserve to lose, however.

  2. 89'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Jessica Alba

    Margot Robbie accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Jessica Alba arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  3. 87'

    Jessica Alba plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from BOUDIN CRU saves his team from a dangerous attack!

  4. 84'

    Save by PACO RABAT

    From a cut-back, Angelina Jolie hits a volley on target, but PACO RABAT tips it onto his right post! What a world-class play.

  5. 82'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Margot Robbie

    A powerful strike from Margot Robbie that is unfortunately deflected by BOUDIN CRU, beating his own keeper.

  6. 78'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Margot Robbie

    From a cross by Zendaya that the defense fails to clear, Margot Robbie controls perfectly on his chest and fires a half-volley from the edge of the box to crucify the keeper!!

  7. 75'

    Shot off target by PANTY SNIFFER

    PANTY SNIFFER tries a curling shot from the edge of the box, it goes just wide...

  8. 72'

    Free kick by STEPH SLIPENCUIR

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR goes over the wall but can't beat Denise Richards, who had anticipated the shot.

  9. 72'

    Hard tackle by Natalie Portman on PANTY SNIFFER, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  10. 69'

    Monica Bellucci tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by BOUDIN CUIT, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

  11. 67'

    Tactical change — EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

  12. 67'

    Substitution for EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. BROUETTE DE CACA prend la place de ÉNORME BLAIREAU.

  13. 65'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Angelina Jolie

    Angelina Jolie!!! What a strike from 25 meters out, right into the top corner past PACO RABAT!

  14. 60'

    FC Rumes-LG C's central defense is rock solid, EMPEREUR KEBAB are looking for a way to break them down.

  15. 57'

    FC Rumes-LG C are keeping the ball and running down the clock; EMPEREUR KEBAB need to respond!

  16. 51'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Emma Stone

    A first-time cross from Zendaya to the penalty spot, where Emma Stone rises above everyone to head it home.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe EMPEREUR KEBAB va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour FC Rumes-LG C.

  19. 43'

    FC Rumes-LG C are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; EMPEREUR KEBAB are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  20. 40'

    EMPEREUR KEBAB is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for FC Rumes-LG C.

  21. 37'

    For the last few minutes, FC Rumes-LG C and EMPEREUR KEBAB have just been watching each other play.

  22. 32'

    Monica Bellucci plays a ball over the top for Jessica Alba in behind the defense... But he is offside. What a shame, that was a real opportunity!

  23. 29'

    Tactical change — EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB modifie sa stratégie.

  24. 29'

    Substitution for EMPEREUR KEBAB

    EMPEREUR KEBAB effectue un remplacement. ÉNORME BLAIREAU prend la place de PROUT PISTOL.

  25. 27'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Zendaya

    The players are moving the ball well, Zendaya loses CAPTAIN CROTTE to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

  26. 24'

    STEPH SLIPENCUIR and PROUT PISTOL are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

  27. 21'

    KNAKI MOLLE wins the ball in midfield and plays it to PANTY SNIFFER, but he goes on a dribbling run and loses possession.

  28. 19'

    Shot off target by Monica Bellucci

    After a scramble, Zendaya lays it back to Monica Bellucci who shoots wide. What a shame!

  29. 18'

    Shot on target by Jessica Alba

    Jessica Alba puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Angelina Jolie, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  30. 16'

    FC Rumes-LG C fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  31. 13'

    Shot off target by ScarlettJohansson

    With no options available, ScarlettJohansson decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  32. 11'

    Free kick by Emma Stone

    Emma Stone takes the free kick and hits the wall. Unlucky!

  33. 10'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Jessica Alba, PROUT PISTOL can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  34. 8'

    Shot off target by Angelina Jolie

    Oh my, what a strike from Angelina Jolie, but it just goes over the bar. Unlucky!

  35. 3'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG C! Emma Stone

    A beautiful ball over the top from Margot Robbie finds Emma Stone. He shakes off his marker and beats the keeper from a tight angle.

  36. 0'

    Kick-off

    Hello everyone! The weather is perfect and the crowd is electric! The referee gets this breath-taking duel between FC Rumes-LG C and EMPEREUR KEBAB underway.

Key stats

FC Rumes-LG C EMPEREUR KEBAB
66% Possession 34%
7 Goals 0
10 Shots on target 1
3 Shots off target 1
1 Fouls 1
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Jessica Alba 89' Margot Robbie
  • Margot Robbie 82'
  • Margot Robbie 78' Zendaya
  • Angelina Jolie 65'
  • Emma Stone 51' Zendaya
  • Zendaya 27'
  • Emma Stone 3' Margot Robbie

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 89'
  • 65'
  • 27'78'51'

Attack

  • 51'3'
  • 82'78'89'3'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 67'

Substitutes

  • 67'29'
  • 29'

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