Cup

Full time

ES ST Benoit

1-2

HT: 0 - 2
La Dream Team

Key moments

  1. 89'

    Red card for D.Alves

    D.Alves can put his head in his hands; he has to head to the dressing room before everyone else!

  2. 82'

    P.Viera goes down injured

    P.Viera is in pain and signaling to the bench, he looks set to come off.

  3. 80'

    Goal for ES ST Benoit! PAULETA

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, PAULETA faces D.Alves, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  4. 79'

    Yellow card for A. PIRLO

    And yes, A. PIRLO picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  5. 74'

    Substitution for ES ST Benoit

    ES ST Benoit effectue un remplacement. ZLATAN prend la place de RONALDINDON.

  6. 67'

    RONALDINDON goes down injured

    RONALDINDON is limping; he will struggle to stay on for the rest of the match.

  7. 49'

    Substitution for ES ST Benoit

    ES ST Benoit effectue un remplacement. PAULETA prend la place de S. GERARD.

  8. 13'

    Goal for La Dream Team! Neymar.JR

    Neymar.JR is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past N. MENDES, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  9. 6'

    Free kick scored by Neymar.JR

    Neymar.JR curls the ball beautifully, and it nestles right into the top corner past B. LAMA.

What a spectacle of pure, unadulterated madness at the pitch today! La Dream Team walked away with a 1-2 victory against ES ST Benoit, but calling it "football" would be an insult to the beautiful game. The visitors struck first at the 13th minute, setting the tone for a match that quickly descended into a tactical experiment of how many people can limp off the field simultaneously. While La Dream Team dominated the early chances, their aim was about as accurate as a blindfolded tourist in a hurricane, missing shot after shot while ES ST Benoit seemed content to watch the ball sail over the crossbar. ⚽

The second half was a masterclass in organized crime, with both sides committing four fouls each as if they were auditioning for a rugby league. The drama peaked around the 67th minute when an ES ST Benoit player went down, followed shortly by a retaliatory injury for La Dream Team in the 82nd minute. Just when it looked like ES ST Benoit had found a miracle equalizer in the 80th minute, the game dissolved into total anarchy. The referee, clearly tired of the nonsense, brandished a yellow card at ES ST Benoit before finally losing his patience and tossing a red card at La Dream Team in the 89th minute.

Ultimately, La Dream Team managed to cling to their lead despite being down to ten men in the dying embers of the match. ES ST Benoit will be left wondering how they managed to lose despite their opponents essentially self-destructing in the final ten minutes. It wasn't pretty, it wasn't professional, and it certainly wasn't a clinic on technique, but it was exactly the kind of chaotic theater we live for here at Foot-Land. Congratulations to the victors for surviving the carnage—barely. 🚑

Head-to-head

Match details

On 27/09/2026 13:45

Stade de la Varenne (ES ST Benoit)

36163 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

B. LAMA
228 pts
31 yrs
Japp STAM
235 pts
22 yrs
MARQUIKI
234 pts
33 yrs
N. MENDES
236 pts
32 yrs
A. HAKIMI
234 pts
29 yrs
E. DAVIDS
232 pts
22 yrs
A. PIRLO
230 pts
23 yrs
ZLATAN
173 pts
33 yrs
LAMPARD
225 pts
30 yrs
PAULETA
225 pts
22 yrs
KIKI BAPE
225 pts
28 yrs
H.Iloris
279 pts
31 yrs
N.Mendes
270 pts
22 yrs
W.Pacho
254 pts
20 yrs
T.Silva
267 pts
26 yrs
D.Alves
270 pts
26 yrs
Neymar.JR
268 pts
20 yrs
Ruiz
153 pts
29 yrs
P.Viera
268 pts
21 yrs
L.Modric
268 pts
27 yrs
B.Barcola
265 pts
22 yrs
K.Mbappe
269 pts
26 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    It is all over! La Dream Team wins 2-1, but ES ST Benoit performed well today and is being applauded by their supporters.

  2. 89'

    Red card for D.Alves

    D.Alves can put his head in his hands; he has to head to the dressing room before everyone else!

  3. 89'

    A. PIRLO cuts inside to beat his marker, but D.Alves hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  4. 86'

    Heavy foul by Neymar.JR who charges into ZLATAN from behind.

  5. 83'

    Japp STAM leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to PAULETA who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

  6. 82'

    P.Viera goes down injured

    P.Viera is in pain and signaling to the bench, he looks set to come off.

  7. 81'

    MARQUIKI is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on P.Viera.

  8. 80'

    Goal for ES ST Benoit! PAULETA

    GOAL! After an exceptional run, PAULETA faces D.Alves, beats him with a brilliant cut inside, and curls it into the far corner!

  9. 79'

    Free kick by Neymar.JR

    Neymar.JR runs up, his shot is on target but B. LAMA stretches to reach the ball.

  10. 79'

    Yellow card for A. PIRLO

    And yes, A. PIRLO picks up a well-deserved yellow card!

  11. 78'

    H.Iloris dribbles past A. PIRLO with a magnificent nutmeg. A. PIRLO seems annoyed, so he tackles H.Iloris from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  12. 77'

    Tactical change — ES ST Benoit

    ES ST Benoit modifie sa stratégie.

  13. 74'

    Tactical change — ES ST Benoit

    ES ST Benoit modifie sa stratégie.

  14. 74'

    Substitution for ES ST Benoit

    ES ST Benoit effectue un remplacement. ZLATAN prend la place de RONALDINDON.

  15. 72'

    MARQUIKI dribbles past Neymar.JR with a magnificent nutmeg. Neymar.JR seems annoyed, so he tackles MARQUIKI from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  16. 68'

    T.Silva and N.Mendes play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  17. 67'

    RONALDINDON goes down injured

    RONALDINDON is limping; he will struggle to stay on for the rest of the match.

  18. 66'

    B.Barcola is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on RONALDINDON.

  19. 64'

    KIKI BAPE humiliates D.Alves with his dribbling to enter the box. He pulls the ball back for a teammate, but a defender gets there first.

  20. 62'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, W.Pacho pulls off a superb sombrero flick over KIKI BAPE. Pure class.

  21. 60'

    ES ST Benoit is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against La Dream Team.

  22. 55'

    Shot off target by Ruiz

    Big miss! Ruiz cuts the ball back to K.Mbappe. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  23. 51'

    Shot off target by D.Alves

    D.Alves crosses, K.Mbappe attempts a difficult volley, but the ball goes over.

  24. 49'

    Tactical change — ES ST Benoit

    ES ST Benoit modifie sa stratégie.

  25. 49'

    Substitution for ES ST Benoit

    ES ST Benoit effectue un remplacement. PAULETA prend la place de S. GERARD.

  26. 49'

    Shot on target by RONALDINDON

    RONALDINDON passes to KIKI BAPE, whose shot fails to trouble the keeper.

  27. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe ES ST Benoit va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  28. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour La Dream Team.

  29. 40'

    Miscommunication between KIKI BAPE and N. MENDES when there was a great chance to be had...

  30. 35'

    In a duel with KIKI BAPE, Neymar.JR goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  31. 30'

    Shot off target by RONALDINDON

    RONALDINDON enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

  32. 28'

    RONALDINDON passes to A. HAKIMI, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  33. 23'

    Shot off target by B.Barcola

    L.Modric finds B.Barcola first-time, who attempts an impulsive bicycle kick, but it's well off target!

  34. 18'

    La Dream Team is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the ES ST Benoit players.

  35. 16'

    RONALDINDON intercepts a pass intended for B.Barcola.

  36. 13'

    Goal for La Dream Team! Neymar.JR

    Neymar.JR is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past N. MENDES, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

  37. 8'

    Shot off target by Neymar.JR

    Neymar.JR wins the ball in the opposition defense but rushes his effort and completely shanks it.

  38. 6'

    Free kick scored by Neymar.JR

    Neymar.JR curls the ball beautifully, and it nestles right into the top corner past B. LAMA.

  39. 5'

    S. GERARD just tackled H.Iloris with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  40. 0'

    Kick-off

    And the first whistle blows to kick off what we hope will be a thrilling match.

Key stats

ES ST Benoit La Dream Team
56% Possession 44%
1 Goals 2
2 Shots on target 3
1 Shots off target 4
4 Fouls 4
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 1
1 Injuries 1

Scorers

  • PAULETA 80'

Scorers

  • Neymar.JR 13'
  • Neymar.JR 6'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 79'
  • 74'

Attack

  • 80'49'

Substitutes

  • 49'
  • 67'74'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 89'

Midfield

  • 13'6'
  • 82'

Attack

Substitutes

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