P S G vs LOLSC - Match report

Cup

Full time

P S G

1-6

HT: 1 - 3

LOLSC

Key moments

86'

Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

Frappodessus starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding Failaicroisés, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!
80'

Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

Failaicroisés beats the offside trap and slides the ball between G. Donnarumma's legs. The ball ends up in the back of the net!
72'

Yellow card for Courpavite

Courpavite gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.
52'

Free kick scored by Mailahofon

What a magnificent free kick from Mailahofon! G. Donnarumma can only watch the ball sail into the net.
43'

Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

Following a poor clearance by Nuno Mendes, Courpavite finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.
41'

Free kick scored by Mailahofon

A curling free kick from Mailahofon that finds the far top corner.
33'

Goal for LOLSC! Frappodessus

Marquinhos bites on the fake shot from Frappodessus, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by Frappodessus!
13'

Goal for P S G! Cawe

Cawe receives a lovely pass from Fabian Ruiz but finds no options, so he tries his luck from 25 meters out and finds the top corner. Goal!

Match editorial

PARISIAN DISASTER: THE 1-6 NIGHTMARE AT THE PARK

It was supposed to be a stroll in the park for P S G, but instead, it turned into a full-blown public humiliation. While the Parisians managed to register 4 shots on target, they looked like a Sunday league team lost in a hurricane. Meanwhile, LOLSC arrived with a surgical precision that left the home crowd in stunned, agonizing silence. By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read a catastrophic 1-6, a result so lopsided it should probably be investigated by the authorities for cruelty against the sport. 🤡

The nightmare began in the 33rd minute, and from there, LOLSC unleashed a relentless offensive barrage. With 7 shots on target compared to P S G's meager output, the visitors turned the pitch into their personal playground. Special mention must go to the free-kick specialists of LOLSC, who punished the P S G defense time and time again in the 41st and 52nd minutes. The Parisians were reduced to hacking away at their opponents, committing 7 fouls, while LOLSC played with such discipline that they only conceded one yellow card all evening.

As the goals poured in during the 80th and 86th minutes, the P S G players seemed to be praying for the mercy of the final whistle. The match was a masterclass in efficiency from LOLSC, who turned every opportunity into a dagger to the heart of the Parisian faithful. Watching P S G struggle to even keep their shots on frame—notably with those two embarrassing missed chances—was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. A dark, dark night for the capital, and a glorious victory for LOLSC that will be talked about for years to come. 🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

On 27/09/2026 06:45

Parc Des Princes (P S G)

70000 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

G. Donnar...

295 pts

24 yrs

Nuno Mendes

302 pts

23 yrs

Jeza

301 pts

18 yrs

Marquinhos

305 pts

23 yrs

Qaze

302 pts

19 yrs

Marius Colin

313 pts

25 yrs

Fabian Ruiz

309 pts

27 yrs

Lee Kang-in

314 pts

23 yrs

Hydy

301 pts

19 yrs

Cawe

309 pts

21 yrs

Désiré Doué

304 pts

22 yrs

Laisstoup...

258 pts

30 yrs

Taclalagorge

311 pts

23 yrs

Joulbonhomme

304 pts

27 yrs

Casstibiat

296 pts

27 yrs

Failaicro...

297 pts

28 yrs

Mailahofon

319 pts

23 yrs

Frappodessus

327 pts

23 yrs

Piedscarrés

348 pts

23 yrs

Controldé...

348 pts

22 yrs

Lachtaballe

320 pts

23 yrs

Courpavite

318 pts

27 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

A match dominated from start to finish by LOLSC who take the win; P S G could do nothing about it!
90'

Free kick by Mailahofon

What a free kick!!!! Mailahofon goes for power. Unfortunately, the ball hits the crossbar before flying into the stands. What a chance!
89'

After an aerial duel, Jeza delivers a violent elbow to the face of Mailahofon, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.
87'

P S G's defensive line is playing high, making them vulnerable to turnovers—LOLSC could capitalize on that.
86'

Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

Frappodessus starts from midfield and sends a right-footed cross finding Failaicroisés, who powers a header into the back of the net!!!
82'

Shot off target by Cawe

Cawe breaks down the wing and pulls it back for Lee Kang-in. The ball goes just wide of the post!
80'

Goal for LOLSC! Failaicroisés

Failaicroisés beats the offside trap and slides the ball between G. Donnarumma's legs. The ball ends up in the back of the net!
74'

Jeza is through on goal, but Courpavite wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.
72'

Yellow card for Courpavite

Courpavite gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.
72'

Nasty tackle from behind by Courpavite on Marquinhos.
70'

Shot off target by Lee Kang-in

Lee Kang-in sends a long ball to Qaze, who controls it in the box. With his back to goal, he pulls off a fantastic flick, but it is too weak to trouble the keeper.
65'

Save by Laisstoupassé

Laisstoupassé makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from Désiré Doué; Désiré Doué can't believe it!
61'

Piedscarrés cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Qaze manages to scramble away for a corner.
58'

Marquinhos leans on Laisstoupassé in an aerial duel and is penalized.
56'

A sublime cross-field pass from Marius Colin to Fabian Ruiz, who brings it down with his chest.
52'

Free kick scored by Mailahofon

What a magnificent free kick from Mailahofon! G. Donnarumma can only watch the ball sail into the net.
51'

Following a nice piece of skill from Joulbonhomme, Désiré Doué can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe P S G va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour LOLSC.
43'

Goal for LOLSC! Courpavite

Following a poor clearance by Nuno Mendes, Courpavite finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.
41'

Free kick scored by Mailahofon

A curling free kick from Mailahofon that finds the far top corner.
41'

Casstibiat cuts inside to beat his marker, but Lee Kang-in hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!
36'

Controlling a high ball on his chest, Failaicroisés pulls off a superb sombrero flick over Jeza. Pure class.
33'

Goal for LOLSC! Frappodessus

Marquinhos bites on the fake shot from Frappodessus, who goes through on goal and slots it through the keeper's legs! What a play by Frappodessus!
28'

Shot on target by Lee Kang-in

From a cross on the right, Cawe squares it to Lee Kang-in inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.
24'

Save by Laisstoupassé

Counter-attack from Lee Kang-in who shoots, but Laisstoupassé makes a save with his foot!
20'

Save by G. Donnarumma

Mailahofon fires a great shot on goal, but G. Donnarumma saves it without much trouble.
17'

Qaze makes no attempt to play the ball there! Failaicroisés is on the ground. It is a foul.
13'

Goal for P S G! Cawe

Cawe receives a lovely pass from Fabian Ruiz but finds no options, so he tries his luck from 25 meters out and finds the top corner. Goal!
7'

Hard tackle by Lee Kang-in on Frappodessus, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.
6'

P S G is pressing very intensely, forcing LOLSC to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.
5'

Free kick by Mailahofon

Mailahofon unleashes a rocket that ends up in the stands.
5'

Following a nice piece of skill from Lachtaballe, Nuno Mendes can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!
1'

Shot off target by Courpavite

Courpavite recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!
0'

Kick-off

And the first whistle blows to kick off what we hope will be a thrilling match.

Key stats

P S G LOLSC

37% Possession 63%

1 Goals 6

4 Shots on target 7

2 Shots off target 3

7 Fouls 1

0 Yellow cards 1

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 0

Scorers

Cawe 13' Fabian Ruiz

Scorers

Failaicroisés 86' Frappodessus
Failaicroisés 80'
Mailahofon 52'
Courpavite 43'
Mailahofon 41'
Frappodessus 33'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

13'

Attack

13'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

86'80'

Midfield

52'41'
33'86'

Attack

43'72'

Substitutes

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