Cup

Full time

Key moments

  1. 62'

    Free kick scored by Guco

    GOAL!!! The wall was well-positioned, but Guco produced a world-class strike! The stadium is on its feet, the keeper is devastated!

  2. 52'

    Goal for FC Lorient! Florian Capelle

    Florian Capelle faces off against Sauce Biggy, and Florian Capelle fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

What was supposed to be a gourmet feast for COMPOSE TON TACOS turned into an absolute culinary disaster on the pitch today. Despite their delicious name, the team looked more like soggy leftovers, managing a pathetic single shot on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. Their tactical approach seemed to be "hope for a miracle," which, unsurprisingly, never arrived against a disciplined FC Lorient side that treated the game like a professional kitchen drill rather than a sporting event. 🌮

The match began with a flurry of clumsy aggression from FC Lorient, racking up early fouls as if they were trying to set a world record for interruptions. However, the chaos worked in their favor. The deadlock finally broke in the 52nd minute when FC Lorient found the back of the net, shattering the morale of the home side. Before the COMPOSE TON TACOS players could even process the deficit, a masterclass free-kick in the 62nd minute doubled the lead for FC Lorient, effectively putting the game on ice.

By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read 0-2, leaving the home fans hungry for more than just a consolation effort. COMPOSE TON TACOS finished the day with more fouls than meaningful attempts on goal, proving that while they might know how to assemble a wrap, they certainly don't know how to wrap up a victory. As for FC Lorient, they head home with three points and a clean sheet, leaving their opponents to contemplate a very bland performance. ⚽

Match details

On 26/09/2026 13:45

COSY TACOS (COMPOSE TON TACOS)

66500 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

Double Ch...
271 pts
28 yrs
Echalote ...
272 pts
22 yrs
Truite Ve...
269 pts
23 yrs
Slurp dicky
318 pts
26 yrs
Lamelle d...
269 pts
22 yrs
Magret séché
286 pts
24 yrs
Sauce Biggy
285 pts
22 yrs
FRITES BI...
285 pts
23 yrs
Sauce Han...
285 pts
22 yrs
Miel Mout...
287 pts
23 yrs
Supp Oeuf...
288 pts
27 yrs
F.Audard
274 pts
23 yrs
J.Morel
273 pts
23 yrs
M.Ciani
267 pts
23 yrs
S.Marchal
268 pts
23 yrs
C.Jallet
270 pts
24 yrs
Florian C...
283 pts
21 yrs
Guco
280 pts
21 yrs
F.Abriel
282 pts
24 yrs
Gerard Ma...
281 pts
22 yrs
B.Dieng
283 pts
23 yrs
K.Gameiro
283 pts
22 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 92'

    Full time!

    After a thrilling match, FC Lorient takes the win over COMPOSE TON TACOS.

  2. 91'

    M.Ciani passes to J.Morel, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  3. 87'

    Truite Vengeuse and Slurp dicky are putting on a show, toying with the opposing defense with a series of one-twos!

  4. 84'

    From a Sauce Biggy cross, the ball reaches FRITES BIEN MOLLE who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

  5. 79'

    Tactical change — COMPOSE TON TACOS

    COMPOSE TON TACOS modifie sa stratégie.

  6. 77'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché's free kick goes straight over F.Audard's goal.

  7. 77'

    Unacceptable foul by J.Morel who tackles Sauce Hannibal from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  8. 71'

    Shot off target by F.Abriel

    F.Abriel tries his luck with his left from the edge of the box! Just over the bar!

  9. 67'

    Sauce Biggy picks up the ball and whips in a great cross... but Truite Vengeuse is poorly positioned and cannot connect!

  10. 62'

    Free kick scored by Guco

    GOAL!!! The wall was well-positioned, but Guco produced a world-class strike! The stadium is on its feet, the keeper is devastated!

  11. 62'

    Hard tackle by Slurp dicky on K.Gameiro, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  12. 56'

    Shot on target by FRITES BIEN MOLLE

    FRITES BIEN MOLLE puts on a clinic in midfield, accelerating through three defenders before setting up Sauce Biggy, whose left-footed shot from the edge of the box is blocked.

  13. 52'

    Goal for FC Lorient! Florian Capelle

    Florian Capelle faces off against Sauce Biggy, and Florian Capelle fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  14. 47'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; FC Lorient are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  15. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  16. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  17. 42'

    Controlling a high ball on his chest, Miel Moutarde V2 pulls off a superb sombrero flick over C.Jallet. Pure class.

  18. 39'

    After an aerial duel, FRITES BIEN MOLLE delivers a violent elbow to the face of C.Jallet, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  19. 36'

    F.Abriel and Florian Capelle play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  20. 32'

    F.Abriel commits a heavy foul, tackling Lamelle de Kebab from behind with both feet off the ground.

  21. 26'

    Sauce Hannibal intercepts a pass intended for Florian Capelle.

  22. 22'

    Echalote confite cannot get past K.Gameiro and gives the ball away cheaply.

  23. 16'

    Free kick by Supp Oeuf Poché

    Supp Oeuf Poché runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

  24. 16'

    K.Gameiro puts in a heavy tackle on Lamelle de Kebab during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  25. 10'

    Florian Capelle pushes Supp Oeuf Poché in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

  26. 9'

    FC Lorient is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the COMPOSE TON TACOS players.

  27. 4'

    FC Lorient is moving the ball around well. COMPOSE TON TACOS is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  28. 1'

    COMPOSE TON TACOS is passing the ball around, with FC Lorient trying to win it back.

  29. 0'

    Kick-off

    The stadium is buzzing. The whistle has just blown, and both teams are set for a huge 90-minute battle!

Key stats

COMPOSE TON TACOS FC Lorient
59% Possession 41%
0 Goals 2
1 Shots on target 2
2 Shots off target 1
2 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Guco 62'
  • Florian Capelle 52'

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 52'
  • 62'

Attack

Substitutes

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