Cup

Full time

FC Rumes-LG B

0-8

HT: 0 - 5
FC Rumes-LG

Key moments

  1. 70'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Alex Lacazette

    Beausiere.J's corner leads to a scramble, and Alex Lacazette finds the back of the net.

  2. 66'

    Penalty converted by Graveline.M

    Graveline.M steps up, shoots, and finds the top corner. G.Buffon can do nothing about that strike.

  3. 60'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Graveline.M

    A first-time cross from Porret.G to the penalty spot, where Graveline.M rises above everyone to head it home.

  4. 36'

    Penalty converted by Graveline.M

    Graveline.M steps up, the whole stadium is holding its breath... And he scores!!! Top corner, G.Buffon had no chance!

  5. 16'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Beausiere.J

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees Porret.G play Beausiere.J in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  6. 9'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Ernould.P

    Textbook play! Beausiere.J delivers a pinpoint cross to the feet of Ernould.P, who slams the ball into the net with a stunning volley!

  7. 5'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Fichelle. C

    Fichelle. C dribbles past Hadj moussa before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  8. 2'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Fichelle. C

    What a goal! From the corner, Beausiere.J picks out Fichelle. C at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

It was less of a football match and more of a public execution masquerading as a cup tie. FC Rumes-LG arrived on the pitch with the predatory focus of a shark in a goldfish bowl, while FC Rumes-LG B seemed to have mistaken the stadium for a scenic walking tour. By the time the final whistle blew, the scoreboard read a brutal 0-8, a testament to the fact that the B-team’s only real contribution to the game was committing two fouls, presumably out of sheer frustration while chasing shadows for ninety minutes. ⚽

The carnage began in the 36th minute when FC Rumes-LG B decided that the only way to stop the inevitable was to hack down their superiors, gifting a penalty that set the tone for the afternoon. From there, it was a relentless barrage: 12 shots on target against a goalkeeper who might as well have been a cardboard cutout. While FC Rumes-LG treated the net like a target practice range, their counterparts managed a grand total of zero shots on target. It was a masterclass in dominance, capped off by a cheeky goal from a corner in the 70th minute that truly highlighted the chasm in quality between the two sides.

Watching FC Rumes-LG B attempt to play football felt like watching a toddler try to solve advanced calculus; they were simply out of their depth. With FC Rumes-LG firing shots at will—even managing to miss the target seven times just for the fun of it—one has to wonder if they were actually playing a game or just practicing their aim. As for the B-team, their sole shot off target in the 84th minute was the equivalent of a desperate white flag waved in the middle of a war zone. Truly, a day to forget for the B-side, and a day to frame for the victors. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

On 26/09/2026 10:45

Stade de merde (FC Rumes-LG B)

58800 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

G.Buffon
207 pts
22 yrs
Cristiano...
273 pts
27 yrs
J.Mormont
303 pts
27 yrs
Gety
241 pts
23 yrs
Marquinhos
287 pts
30 yrs
Envoy
255 pts
29 yrs
Hadj moussa
213 pts
26 yrs
Z. Zidane
275 pts
30 yrs
Jean-Phil...
295 pts
27 yrs
Tiracoté
277 pts
31 yrs
Gianfranc...
275 pts
30 yrs
Sion.S
321 pts
22 yrs
Joueur5
128 pts
29 yrs
Toch.J
379 pts
21 yrs
Vantieghem.J
379 pts
23 yrs
Porret.G
378 pts
26 yrs
Graveline.M
421 pts
24 yrs
Beausiere.J
421 pts
27 yrs
Catoire.D
436 pts
24 yrs
Ernould.P
392 pts
20 yrs
Alex Laca...
260 pts
28 yrs
Fichelle. C
360 pts
27 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Full time, the score is 8-0 for FC Rumes-LG.

  2. 89'

    Beausiere.J and Porret.G execute a beautiful one-two and bring the ball forward.

  3. 87'

    Shot off target by Porret.G

    Pass from Porret.G to Ernould.P, who completely slices his shot!!!

  4. 84'

    Shot off target by Z. Zidane

    Strike from Z. Zidane that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  5. 78'

    Shot on target by Fichelle. C

    Fichelle. C tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

  6. 76'

    Save by G.Buffon

    G.Buffon makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from Catoire.D; Catoire.D can't believe it!

  7. 74'

    Shot off target by Graveline.M

    Beausiere.J is played through on the right wing and immediately crosses for Graveline.M, who smashes a header, but unfortunately wide of the goal. The keeper didn't even move.

  8. 70'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Alex Lacazette

    Beausiere.J's corner leads to a scramble, and Alex Lacazette finds the back of the net.

  9. 66'

    Penalty converted by Graveline.M

    Graveline.M steps up, shoots, and finds the top corner. G.Buffon can do nothing about that strike.

  10. 66'

    Penalty to FC Rumes-LG

    The referee points to the penalty spot, despite the crowd's jeers. Graveline.M is getting ready to take it.

  11. 66'

    G.Buffon puts in a heavy tackle on Vantieghem.J during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  12. 63'

    Joueur5 and Graveline.M are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  13. 60'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Graveline.M

    A first-time cross from Porret.G to the penalty spot, where Graveline.M rises above everyone to head it home.

  14. 54'

    Shot off target by Catoire.D

    Graveline.M sprints down the touchline and crosses to Catoire.D! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  15. 51'

    Catoire.D and Vantieghem.J are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  16. 50'

    Shot off target by Porret.G

    Porret.G!!! We all thought it was in, but his shot goes wide of the goal.

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe FC Rumes-LG B va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 5 buts à 0 pour FC Rumes-LG.

  19. 43'

    Shot off target by Ernould.P

    Swerving cross from Porret.G, Ernould.P tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

  20. 39'

    Shot off target by Ernould.P

    Graveline.M sprints down the touchline and crosses to Ernould.P! He gets a touch on it but it hits the side netting, what a shame!

  21. 37'

    Great link-up play between Toch.J and Beausiere.J; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

  22. 36'

    Penalty converted by Graveline.M

    Graveline.M steps up, the whole stadium is holding its breath... And he scores!!! Top corner, G.Buffon had no chance!

  23. 36'

    Penalty to FC Rumes-LG

    The referee points to the penalty spot! It looked like the foul was outside the box, though. Regardless, Graveline.M is already focused and getting ready to shoot.

  24. 36'

    G.Buffon slides into Porret.G as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

  25. 30'

    Save by G.Buffon

    Graveline.M fires a confident shot from 25 meters! But G.Buffon makes an incredible save, the crowd is going wild!

  26. 27'

    Save by G.Buffon

    The powerful 20-meter strike from Alex Lacazette is punched away by G.Buffon.

  27. 21'

    Shot off target by Porret.G

    With no options available, Porret.G decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  28. 16'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Beausiere.J

    A lightning-fast counter-attack sees Porret.G play Beausiere.J in behind the defense. He is one-on-one with the keeper and slots it home with the inside of his boot.

  29. 11'

    Beausiere.J is through on goal, but Cristiano Zanetti wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  30. 9'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Ernould.P

    Textbook play! Beausiere.J delivers a pinpoint cross to the feet of Ernould.P, who slams the ball into the net with a stunning volley!

  31. 5'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Fichelle. C

    Fichelle. C dribbles past Hadj moussa before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  32. 2'

    Goal for FC Rumes-LG! Fichelle. C

    What a goal! From the corner, Beausiere.J picks out Fichelle. C at the back post, who is unmarked and finishes with an unstoppable volley.

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this big match between FC Rumes-LG B and FC Rumes-LG. It promises to be a tense affair given the rivalry between these two teams.

Key stats

FC Rumes-LG B FC Rumes-LG
23% Possession 77%
0 Goals 8
0 Shots on target 12
1 Shots off target 7
2 Fouls 0
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Alex Lacazette 70' Beausiere.J
  • Graveline.M 66'
  • Graveline.M 60' Porret.G
  • Graveline.M 36'
  • Beausiere.J 16' Porret.G
  • Ernould.P 9' Beausiere.J
  • Fichelle. C 5'
  • Fichelle. C 2' Beausiere.J

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 60'16'

Midfield

  • 66'(Pen)60'36'(Pen)
  • 16'70'9'2'

Attack

  • 9'
  • 70'
  • 5'2'

Substitutes

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