1. 92'

   Full time!

   Picore-Picore players can congratulate themselves on a great victory over Les Vedettes.

2. 91'

   John Terry accelerates and passes to Thierry Henry, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

3. 87'

   Didier Drogba tries to break into the box, but he is caught at the last moment by Enzo Cassetibia, who clears the danger with a superb tackle!

4. 86'

   Shot off target by Ronaldo Nazario

   Magnificent! From a crossfield ball by Ronaldo Nazario, Thierry Henry takes a brilliant touch to beat his man and goes one-on-one with the keeper; he strikes it, but it crashes off the bar and out. What a move!

5. 82'

   Thierry Henry gets dribbled past by Luke Passmore and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

6. 76'

   Nasty tackle from behind by Carles Puyol on Lucien Troipoumon.

7. 71'

   Tactical change — Les Vedettes

   Les Vedettes modifie sa stratégie.

8. 69'

   Goal for Picore-Picore! Steven Gerrard

   A magnificent goal from Steven Gerrard with a strike that appears to take a deflection off Lucien Troipoumon.

9. 64'

   Goal for Picore-Picore! Didier Drogba

   Andrés Iniesta plays a low corner to the near post for Didier Drogba, who redirects it with his foot into the back of the net.

10. 59'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Steven Gerrard

    A well-taken corner by Andrés Iniesta curls to the back post for the unmarked Steven Gerrard, who calmly taps it home.

11. 56'

    Shot off target by Claude Makélélé

    Claude Makélélé lays it back to Steven Gerrard, who unleashes a missile! But it's no trouble; the ball is nowhere near the post.

12. 53'

    Goal for Picore-Picore! Claude Makélélé

    Claude Makélélé faces off against Alain Tercept, and Claude Makélélé fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

13. 49'

    Save by Jean Naretepahune

    Jean Naretepahune makes an incredible save on the goal line to stop a powerful shot from Thierry Henry; Thierry Henry can't believe it!

14. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Picore-Picore va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

15. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Les Vedettes.

16. 42'

    Free kick scored by Jean Ratepahune

    What a Juninho-esque free-kick from Jean Ratepahune, of rare purity!!!

17. 42'

    Yellow card for Thierry Henry

    Thierry Henry picks up his first booking of the match; he will need to be careful from now on.

18. 41'

    What a horror tackle! Thierry Henry drives his studs into Lucien Troipoumon's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

19. 38'

    Shot off target by Steven Gerrard

    Steven Gerrard tries a curling shot from the edge of the box, it goes just wide...

20. 32'

    Great link-up play between Ronaldo Nazario and Thierry Henry; it comes to nothing, but what chemistry!

21. 31'

    Yellow card for Jean Ratepahune

    What card, ref? No surprise here, Jean Ratepahune just picked up a yellow card.

22. 31'

    Andrés Iniesta cuts inside to beat his marker, but Jean Ratepahune hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

23. 28'

    Big chance for Tom Frappedemule, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of Ronaldo Nazario. What a shame!

24. 27'

    Enzo Cassetibia overhits the pass to Luke Passmore, and the ball goes out for a goal kick.

25. 21'

    Nice pass from Tom Frappedemule to Mark de Man, but unfortunately he zigged while Mark de Man zagged.

26. 18'

    Tom Frappedemule cuts through the defense on the right and fires in a low cross, which Carles Puyol manages to scramble away for a corner.

27. 16'

    Yellow card for Ashley Cole

    The referee seemed hesitant to show the yellow, but Ashley Cole disputed the foul. The referee reaches into his pocket and produces a yellow card for Ashley Cole, who will now have to tread carefully!

28. 16'

    Ashley Cole and Joey Ratelecadre are battling for the ball, and Ashley Cole delivers a violent shoulder charge to Joey Ratelecadre, who goes down. It is a foul.

29. 10'

    Shot off target by Luke Passmore

    Luke Passmore is through on goal after a superb pass from Joao Cascadinho, but he chips it too much and it goes over. Everyone thought that was in!

30. 6'

    Yellow card for Joey Ratelecadre

    Joey Ratelecadre gets a yellow card; he needs to be careful now, the referee is watching him closely.

31. 5'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Joey Ratelecadre on Thierry Henry.

32. 0'

    Kick-off

    We are underway for a match that promises to be physical. Not for the faint-hearted!

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