Cup

Full time

EL GRANDE SAEC

5-4

HT: 3 - 3
Liverpool FC

Key moments

  1. 87'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PILY PILY FIRE

    PILY PILY FIRE dribbles past D.Szoboszlai before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  2. 85'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! W.Endo

    W.Endo powers home a header from A.Becker's corner, leaving the keeper just watching the ball hit the back of the net.

  3. 77'

    Substitution for Liverpool FC

    Liverpool FC effectue un remplacement. W.Endo prend la place de B.Barcola.

  4. 67'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PierreLeVeaucer

    What a goal! PierreLeVeaucer meets PA LA PR NIAISER's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  5. 43'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! M.Kerkez

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, M.Kerkez pulls off a stepover, beats Hamzizi, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  6. 35'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! Alex Tex Mex

    Corner taken by PA LA PR NIAISER, and Alex Tex Mex buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  7. 31'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PierreLeVeaucer

    Corner! PA LA PR NIAISER whips it in, and PierreLeVeaucer capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  8. 28'

    Free kick scored by RemyLeBourrineur

    RemyLeBourrineur steps up and tucks it into the top left corner; A.Becker could do nothing!

  9. 19'

    Free kick scored by A.Becker

    A.Becker catches everyone off guard by shooting directly from this free kick; the defense is beaten and CatocheLeTitane is forced to concede.

  10. 8'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! A.Mac Allister

    D.Szoboszlai escapes down the flank and cuts it back for A.Mac Allister, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

What in the name of tactical sanity was that? EL GRANDE SAEC and Liverpool FC decided that defending is for cowards, treating us to a 5-4 scoreline that felt less like a football match and more like a fever dream. Liverpool FC started with the arrogance of a team that thought they had it in the bag after an 8th-minute opener and a cheeky free-kick at the 19th. But just as the visitors were preparing their victory speeches, they poked the hornet's nest. EL GRANDE SAEC responded with a fury that can only be described as "pure chaos," clawing back with a free-kick and two consecutive corner-kick headers that left the Liverpool FC defense looking like they were trying to solve a complex math equation using only crayons. ⚽

The second half was an absolute circus of errors and adrenaline. EL GRANDE SAEC continued to treat the corner flag like a magical vending machine, while Liverpool FC desperately tried to keep pace, equalizing through a frantic scramble at the 85th minute. Just when we thought our blood pressure might finally normalize, the match descended into a glorious, nonsensical brawl of attacking intent. With only five shots on target, EL GRANDE SAEC somehow found the net five times—a conversion rate that defies the laws of physics and common sense.

In the end, EL GRANDE SAEC emerged victorious, proving that if you can't defend, you might as well just out-score the opposition by sheer force of personality. Liverpool FC will surely be haunted by the memory of those corner kicks in their sleep, while the home side celebrates a win that was as statistically improbable as it was hysterically entertaining. If this is the future of football, I suggest we all start buying stock in heart medication immediately. What a wild, beautiful disaster! 🤯

Head-to-head

Match details

On 18/09/2026 13:45

Neutral ground

52500 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

CatocheLe...
269 pts
22 yrs
ARNAULDINHO
270 pts
25 yrs
Hamzizi
262 pts
23 yrs
LA UNICA ...
290 pts
27 yrs
Alex Tex Mex
290 pts
20 yrs
HubHubHoura
294 pts
21 yrs
PA LA PR ...
291 pts
20 yrs
PierreLeV...
293 pts
27 yrs
VIKY MERCURY
301 pts
20 yrs
PILY PILY...
314 pts
19 yrs
RemyLeBou...
297 pts
27 yrs
A.Becker
319 pts
23 yrs
J.Frimpong
320 pts
22 yrs
J.Jacquet
339 pts
22 yrs
V.Van Dijk
320 pts
23 yrs
R.Araujo
395 pts
22 yrs
M.Kerkez
319 pts
22 yrs
D.Szoboszlai
346 pts
19 yrs
A.Mac All...
335 pts
24 yrs
F.Wirtz
334 pts
24 yrs
W.Endo
211 pts
26 yrs
H.Ekitike
326 pts
23 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    A great win for EL GRANDE SAEC over Liverpool FC; they had to work for it!

  2. 90'

    PILY PILY FIRE tries to get past F.Wirtz, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  3. 87'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PILY PILY FIRE

    PILY PILY FIRE dribbles past D.Szoboszlai before firing into the top opposite corner, magnificent!!!

  4. 85'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! W.Endo

    W.Endo powers home a header from A.Becker's corner, leaving the keeper just watching the ball hit the back of the net.

  5. 81'

    EL GRANDE SAEC's central defense is rock solid, Liverpool FC are looking for a way to break them down.

  6. 77'

    Tactical change — Liverpool FC

    Liverpool FC modifie sa stratégie.

  7. 77'

    Substitution for Liverpool FC

    Liverpool FC effectue un remplacement. W.Endo prend la place de B.Barcola.

  8. 71'

    Shot off target by HubHubHoura

    HubHubHoura skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

  9. 68'

    Tactical change — Liverpool FC

    Liverpool FC modifie sa stratégie.

  10. 67'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PierreLeVeaucer

    What a goal! PierreLeVeaucer meets PA LA PR NIAISER's cross first time and tucks it in right by the post. A clinical finish!

  11. 65'

    After an aerial duel, M.Kerkez delivers a violent elbow to the face of VIKY MERCURY, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  12. 60'

    A run down the right from PA LA PR NIAISER, who crosses but sees his ball cleared by J.Jacquet. The danger remains near the penalty area.

  13. 57'

    PILY PILY FIRE gets dribbled past by J.Jacquet and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  14. 52'

    Liverpool FC is calmly moving the ball around while EL GRANDE SAEC sits deep. This is all very boring!

  15. 49'

    D.Szoboszlai thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined HubHubHoura.

  16. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  17. 45+1'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  18. 43'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! M.Kerkez

    Magnificent goal! After breaking into the defense, M.Kerkez pulls off a stepover, beats Hamzizi, and shoots. Unstoppable!

  19. 39'

    B.Barcola and D.Szoboszlai play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  20. 36'

    Tactical change — Liverpool FC

    Liverpool FC modifie sa stratégie.

  21. 35'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! Alex Tex Mex

    Corner taken by PA LA PR NIAISER, and Alex Tex Mex buries it with a stunning bicycle kick.

  22. 31'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! PierreLeVeaucer

    Corner! PA LA PR NIAISER whips it in, and PierreLeVeaucer capitalizes on the defense's hesitation to blast a left-footed volley past the keeper!

  23. 28'

    Free kick scored by RemyLeBourrineur

    RemyLeBourrineur steps up and tucks it into the top left corner; A.Becker could do nothing!

  24. 28'

    D.Szoboszlai attempts a tough tackle on PILY PILY FIRE but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  25. 25'

    Save by CatocheLeTitane

    That helps a keeper! CatocheLeTitane wins his duel against H.Ekitike, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  26. 24'

    Free kick by A.Becker

    What a save from CatocheLeTitane! A.Becker's free kick was heading for the top corner, but the keeper's reflex denies the goal.

  27. 24'

    Undeniable foul! RemyLeBourrineur tackles M.Kerkez with both feet off the ground!

  28. 19'

    Free kick scored by A.Becker

    A.Becker catches everyone off guard by shooting directly from this free kick; the defense is beaten and CatocheLeTitane is forced to concede.

  29. 19'

    The tackle by HubHubHoura on A.Mac Allister is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  30. 18'

    Link-up play between RemyLeBourrineur and PierreLeVeaucer, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  31. 12'

    Shot off target by H.Ekitike

    Looking sharp tonight, H.Ekitike tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  32. 8'

    Goal for Liverpool FC! A.Mac Allister

    D.Szoboszlai escapes down the flank and cuts it back for A.Mac Allister, who beats the keeper with a side-footed finish.

  33. 2'

    PierreLeVeaucer beats two players with a roulette. A.Mac Allister tackles him cleanly, great recovery.

  34. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off amidst the roar of the crowd.

Key stats

EL GRANDE SAEC Liverpool FC
42% Possession 58%
5 Goals 4
5 Shots on target 6
1 Shots off target 1
3 Fouls 2
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • PILY PILY FIRE 87'
  • PierreLeVeaucer 67' PA LA PR NIAISER
  • Alex Tex Mex 35' PA LA PR NIAISER
  • PierreLeVeaucer 31' PA LA PR NIAISER
  • RemyLeBourrineur 28'

Scorers

  • W.Endo 85' A.Becker
  • M.Kerkez 43'
  • A.Becker 19'
  • A.Mac Allister 8' D.Szoboszlai

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 35'

Midfield

  • 67'35'31'
  • 67'31'

Attack

  • 87'
  • 28'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

  • 19'85'

Defence

  • 43'

Midfield

  • 8'
  • 8'
  • 85'77'

Attack

Substitutes

  • 77'

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