Cup

Full time

Key moments

  1. 3'

    Goal for LesQuercitains.! Louis Ramette

    Louis Ramette and Nicolas Collinet link up well, then Louis Ramette curls it out of the keeper's reach. Lovely play!

What a spectacle of pure, unadulterated chaos! In a match that will surely be studied by coaching academies as a guide on how not to aim for the goal, LesQuercitains. managed to scrape a 1-0 victory against Tiga Saint Germain. The game began with a bang—or rather, a lucky deflection—as LesQuercitains. found the back of the net in the 3rd minute. After that, it was as if the players suddenly developed a collective allergic reaction to the target, with a staggering 12 shots flying anywhere but between the posts throughout the afternoon. ⚽

Poor Tiga Saint Germain looked like they were participating in a long-distance throwing competition rather than a football match. With zero shots on target and four attempts sailing into the stratosphere, their attacking strategy seemed to be "hope the ball hits a pigeon." Meanwhile, LesQuercitains. spent the rest of the game desperately trying to pad their lead, but despite managing three shots on target, they seemed more interested in testing the structural integrity of the corner flags than securing a second goal. 🤡

The intensity was so low that the referee almost forgot his whistle existed, only having to intervene once for a lonely foul committed by LesQuercitains. in the 66th minute. As the final whistle blew, the fans were left wondering if they had just witnessed a professional sporting event or a very expensive Sunday morning kickabout. LesQuercitains. take the points, but the real winner today was the scoreboard operator, who finally got a well-deserved rest after the 3rd minute.

Match details

On 17/09/2026 09:45

Jouanisson (LesQuercitains.)

20000 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

Yves Leblanc
241 pts
29 yrs
Stephane ...
256 pts
30 yrs
Gregory S...
242 pts
29 yrs
Ludovic G...
240 pts
30 yrs
Nicolas C...
243 pts
32 yrs
Julien Cr...
264 pts
22 yrs
Ugo Caste...
240 pts
31 yrs
Bertrand ...
242 pts
29 yrs
Antoine L...
241 pts
29 yrs
Louis Ram...
256 pts
25 yrs
Noah Latinus
236 pts
31 yrs
Fabien Ba...
247 pts
19 yrs
Mar Quiiiiii
219 pts
21 yrs
M.Kerkez
218 pts
29 yrs
Tutu Paspa
223 pts
25 yrs
Hakiki Mi
231 pts
23 yrs
Seto
217 pts
23 yrs
Cine
233 pts
21 yrs
F.Ruiz
257 pts
25 yrs
Coco Rico
223 pts
24 yrs
Ibra Cadabra
250 pts
24 yrs
Oliveira ...
249 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    The final whistle blows on a convincing win for LesQuercitains. against a disappointing Tiga Saint Germain.

  2. 88'

    Shot off target by Julien Crapet

    Strike from Julien Crapet that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  3. 85'

    LesQuercitains. is dropping back as Tiga Saint Germain looks increasingly dangerous.

  4. 82'

    Perfect tackle by Tutu Paspa on Noah Latinus! The move was very dangerous! Tutu Paspa arrived at just the right time!

  5. 77'

    Shot off target by Louis Ramette

    Louis Ramette skins two players and hits the post from thirty-five meters out!!

  6. 72'

    Julien Crapet finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to Ugo Castelain, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

  7. 68'

    Shot off target by Louis Ramette

    Louis Ramette sends a long ball to Ugo Castelain, who controls it in the box. With his back to goal, he pulls off a fantastic flick, but it is too weak to trouble the keeper.

  8. 66'

    The tackle by Antoine Lefebvre on M.Kerkez is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  9. 65'

    F.Ruiz is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Julien Crapet.

  10. 61'

    Ugo Castelain tries to nutmeg Cine, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  11. 57'

    Shot off target by Bertrand Bianay

    Bertrand Bianay beats two defenders and feeds Louis Ramette, who attempts a curling shot. The ball kisses the right post.

  12. 53'

    Hakiki Mi is on the edge of offside as he receives a superb pass from Ibra Cadabra, but he was indeed offside...

  13. 49'

    Shot off target by Nicolas Collinet

    Looking sharp tonight, Nicolas Collinet tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  14. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Tiga Saint Germain va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  15. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour LesQuercitains..

  16. 41'

    Shot off target by Cine

    Cine fires a low cross across the goal... F.Ruiz gets a touch but it goes out for a goal kick.

  17. 38'

    Down the left flank, Ibra Cadabra plays it through to Tutu Paspa, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

  18. 36'

    Shot off target by Antoine Lefebvre

    A real masterclass from Antoine Lefebvre, who dances past the defense with a lovely sombrero. He manages to cross, but Nicolas Collinet, despite being alone in front of goal, inexplicably misses his header and sends the ball wide!

  19. 35'

    Shot on target by Louis Ramette

    Bertrand Bianay plays it first time to Louis Ramette, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  20. 31'

    Shot on target by Ugo Castelain

    Magnificent 30-meter strike from Ugo Castelain. The keeper gathers the ball at the second attempt.

  21. 26'

    LesQuercitains. are keeping the ball and running down the clock; Tiga Saint Germain need to respond!

  22. 24'

    Shot off target by Coco Rico

    Strike from Coco Rico that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  23. 21'

    Shot off target by Ibra Cadabra

    Ibra Cadabra sets up a half-volley at the edge of the box. It goes wide!

  24. 20'

    LesQuercitains. can no longer build up play or string two passes together! This is down to the excellent high press from Tiga Saint Germain!

  25. 15'

    Shot off target by Julien Crapet

    After a well-executed counterattack, Antoine Lefebvre sends a long cross to Julien Crapet, who hits it on the volley; the keeper looks beaten, but the ball hits the post and goes out. So unlucky!

  26. 13'

    LesQuercitains. are dominating and keeping possession, but a pitch invader supporting Tiga Saint Germain has run onto the field and kicked the ball; he's been caught and play can resume.

  27. 12'

    Tutu Paspa weaves through the defense and cuts it back for Oliveira MALCOM, but a defender gets there first.

  28. 10'

    Julien Crapet looks for Stephane Fisteber in behind the defense, but Stephane Fisteber cannot control the ball properly.

  29. 7'

    Julien Crapet runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Mar Quiiiiii.

  30. 5'

    Shot off target by Oliveira MALCOM

    Oliveira MALCOM picks up the ball 30 meters out in the center, doesn't hesitate, and fires with all his might, but it's over the bar.

  31. 3'

    Goal for LesQuercitains.! Louis Ramette

    Louis Ramette and Nicolas Collinet link up well, then Louis Ramette curls it out of the keeper's reach. Lovely play!

  32. 1'

    Shot off target by Julien Crapet

    Off the post for Julien Crapet! Through on goal, he beats the keeper but hits the woodwork!

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for 90 minutes! It is going to be a tough match due to the bad weather.

Key stats

LesQuercitains. Tiga Saint Germain
60% Possession 40%
1 Goals 0
3 Shots on target 0
8 Shots off target 4
1 Fouls 0
0 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Louis Ramette 3' Nicolas Collinet

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 3'

Midfield

Attack

  • 3'

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